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Coney Island Rendezvous

 

Well the Seekers got gang-blasted by Galactus and his minions and Star-Dust his herald, so they had to do a scatter-to-the-4-winds and meet up at their contingency point: Coney Island.

 

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So the group decided they needed to scout out Galactus, see if they could take the battle to him on his world-ship. Kisa conjures her owl, sends it up to spy around, and she gets a critical success on her Stealth roll.

Attached is a picture of how the owl blended in with some blinking lights on one of Galactus' big consoles.

 

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Kisa also invented a new power slot on her Quantum Bands. Its an AID slot to temporarily feed Galactus END, so as to get him to leave the Earth alone (again), and since all er powers have totemic appearance, her Aid takes on the appearance of a giant cosmic St.Bernard, who pours Galactus a quaff from its neck cask.

 

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The group also worked on a way to Transform solar-wind into Life-Energy, making a huge END-AID gun, with the idea being to somehow bribe off Galactus by letting him "drink from the fire-hose"

 

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the BROOD are sighted working as ground troops for Galactus...

HIGH EVO: "the Brood must have made the Faustian bargain We'll serve you if you eat us last, sir"

HERCULES: Methinks nay, that Galactus took out the Brood Queen, and her minions now follow him in the fashion of "you keep what you kill"

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

The party of Rebels include...

Shasi Phade (played by teh Bunneh) - Zeltron ex-pirate and secretly a young Jedi - alternates between a ditz and a focused warrior.

 

The Rebels find the lost engineer they were looking for...

Min Erethen (NPC): Identify yourselves!

Shasi: Um, I'm Shasi. I'm here to rescue you.

Min Erethen (NPC): Aren't you a little, uh, female to be an Imperial?

 

I think the conversation was something like:

 

Min Erethen (NPC): Identify yourselves!

Shasi: Um, I'm Shasi. I'm here to rescue you.

Min Erethen (NPC): Aren't you a little short to be a Stormtrooper?

Shasi: Yes. Also, I'm female.

Hasik: And you're not wearing Stormtrooper armor.

Shasi: There's that, too. :D

 

Later, we were discussing the geology of our home planet...

Shasi: It's just a big, dry, boring desert. :(

GM: Actually, there is a small ocean...

Shasi: Wheee! We're going to the beach!

GM: Unfortunately, the ocean is filled with toxic heavy metals and radiologicals.

Shasi (OOC): Shasi arrives on the beach in her bikini and runs into the water. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" :bounce:

Seconds later, she runs back out of the water: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" :weep:

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

In the 1960s heroes game, Gold Guardian has recruited the help of a skilled scientist by giving him a high-tech lab.

 

GM: Dr von Heisenbraun is bouncing around the new lab, cackling with glee and French-kissing the lab equipment *mimes licking a beaker*

 

Gold Guardian: ...Well....its his lab now! :nonp:

 

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Goblyn: Does NASA have secret agents?

 

Star Ranger: I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of any such personnel.

 

Gold Guardian: That means "yes".

 

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GM: Dr. von Heisenbraun has that "Einstein hairdoo"

Goblyn (OOC): Someone needs to tell him that forks and wall sockets dont mix.

 

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Goblyn *looking at the meteorite in the microscope*: ...I can see my house from here

 

Gold Guardian: Your apartment is smaller than I thought

 

Goblyn: I told you I lived in a brownstone.

 

Gold Guardian: Yes, but I didnt think it was a BROWN STONE!

 

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Star Ranger (OOC): Ill go in, and we can stake Goblyn out here on the roof

 

Goblyn: *Mimes being crucified*

 

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Star Ranger: Those men arent the sharpest tools in the shed.

 

Billy Two-Stones (Crime boss): Emphasis on "tools".

 

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GM: Its a hip, swinging place with a string trio, and a lot of people in black turtlenecks and berets, with little goatees.

Gold Guardian (OOC): And those are the women!

 

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Werewolf: Why couldnt I have been bitten by a "wereF-16"?!

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

Some quotes from the Titans

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Canadienne goes in to wake Neutron up.

 

Canadienne *gently takes hold of Neutrons bed and SHAKES IT!*

 

Neutron: Wha? Six point two....

 

Canadienne: ...Darned Californians.

 

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Canadienne: Im bored. This world needs more supervillains

 

Feline Fury: Shut up! :P

 

Canadienne: Im just sayin...

 

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The Titans go to New York, and are given a tour of the skyscraper HQ of The Watch. It includes a dock, hangar, garage, gymnasium, holographic combat simulator, high-tech briefing room, state of the art kitchen, living quarters, etc.

 

Canadienne: I totally joined the wrong team!

 

Feline Fury: Me too!

 

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Feline Fury *looking at Canadienne*: I keep forgetting that when shes around, Im not "the shameless one" anymore

 

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Feline Fury texts: DO NOT PIMP OUR TEAMMATE!

 

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Canadienne gets scathed for her appearance on the Colbert Report, where she flubbed her part of the interview very much bad.

 

Canadienne: They said I -must- have the ability to survive without oxygen because Im too dumb to breathe....and I DO have the ability to survive without oxygen! :weep:

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

Another one from our Star Wars (WEG) game that I just recalled...

 

A gang of bounty hunters is firing on us...

Shasi: Don't shoot at me! I'm just a girl! :angst:

Sgt. Eb: Knuckle down there, Private! You're a soldier, not a girl! :mad:

Shasi: Um... my boobs and I beg to differ... :D

 

Bad logic on her part. Militaries throughout history have had all too many boobs. Often in positions of authority as well.

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

I know. It just boggles the mind' date='doesnt it? :help:[/quote']

 

 

What could be more shameless than a cat-girl dominatrix?

 

 

(OK, maybe FF isn't a cat-girl dominatrix, but that's the phrase that

popped into my head when I saw a pic of the character here on the

boards -- I just can't remember on which thread I saw it on.)

 

 

 

Major Tom :o

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

Someone more shameless than Feline Fury? :shock:

 

;)

 

 

Wasn't Mighty Huntress sort of pushing the "shameless" threshold

during the Agency campaign?

 

 

Major Tom :sneaky:

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

What could be more shameless than a cat-girl dominatrix?

 

A teenage Canadian thug-life punkette with Supergirl-level powers and a penchant for going to raves and not coming back till a couple of days later.

 

Feline Fury actually cant do the dominatrix thing very well; she ends up getting the giggles :D

 

 

(Now playful wrestling, on the other hand...)

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

Another one from our Star Wars (WEG) game that I just recalled...

 

A gang of bounty hunters is firing on us...

Shasi: Don't shoot at me! I'm just a girl! :angst:

Sgt. Eb: Knuckle down there, Private! You're a soldier, not a girl! :mad:

Shasi: Um... my boobs and I beg to differ... :D

 

I'm with her! They ain't big, but they say "I'm a girl". :snicker:

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(OK, maybe FF isn't a cat-girl dominatrix, but that's the phrase that

popped into my head when I saw a pic of the character here on the

boards -- I just can't remember on which thread I saw it on.)

 

There's pics of Feline Fury somewhere??? Post them, or this thread is worthless! :bounce:

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

There's pics of Feline Fury somewhere??? Post them' date=' or this thread is worthless! :bounce:[/quote']

 

 

I think that you'd have to take that up with FF's player.

 

 

 

Major Tom :sneaky:

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

A teenage Canadian thug-life punkette with Supergirl-level powers and a penchant for going to raves and not coming back till a couple of days later.

 

Feline Fury actually cant do the dominatrix thing very well; she ends up getting the giggles :D

 

 

(Now playful wrestling, on the other hand...)

 

 

Well, if nothing else, that explains the "I'm not going to catch him again

next week" line from a few posts back...

 

 

 

Major Tom :D

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

And she's a high school student?

 

 

Yup, I'm going to hell now. :D

 

Maybe it's a Billy Batson-type thing? Where she changes from demure high schooler to Yowza! Now what would her transformation word be?

 

:D

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

 

Maybe it's a Billy Batson-type thing? Where she changes from demure high schooler to Yowza! Now what would her transformation word be?

 

:D

 

Maybe it's just a very realistic bodysuit, and "those" are in actuality part of an ablative armor chestpiece. Perhaps with a potent sight flash embedded in the tips...

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