tkdguy Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 When Hermit says he's going to eat a million Cheetos or go insane trying, he means it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 When tkdguy says he is going to eat a million pieces of toast or go to a Dallas Cowboys game, he means it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 DT once switched the Vikings' game jerseys for Dallas Cowboy ones. No-one can say why, least of all himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 L. Marcus was exiled from southwestern England for pointing out that Plymouth Argyle FC does not, in fact, wear argyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 20, 2015 Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 Cancer once tried to convince the Prussians to ignore Napoleon and and invade Siam instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 20, 2015 Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 tkdguy was sentenced to death for doing the 'Are you the King of Thailand ? Yes Siam !' joke one too many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 20, 2015 Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 DT once ate all Chinese lunch buffets in the UK, apart from the ones in Glasgow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 21, 2015 Report Share Posted November 21, 2015 L Marcus once ate at all the McDonalds in France. Just to upset the Germans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 21, 2015 Report Share Posted November 21, 2015 Death Tribble buys expensive French cheeses because his cat likes them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 Cancer named all these places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 Twelve Monkeys is a tkdguy biopic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 L. Marcus instigated the Phoney Baloney War. That war literally was about fake cold cuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 tkdguy instigated the 'War, what is it good for ? absolutely nothing !' war to get the pacifists to fight warmongers. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Death Tribble has a squad of trained skunks to do his gardening. "WEED, SKUNKS!" sets them to digging out the crabgrass, cheatgrass, and dandelions. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Cancer invented bronze, in an attempt to roast some nice pebbles for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 L Marcus invented nails in order to get some more use out of hammers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Death Tribble has a hundred thousand spambots waiting for April 1, ready to transmit to every machine on the Internet images of Gillian Anderson in carnal embrace with a tribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Cancer was the third-to-last mayor of Mohenjo-Daro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 L Marcus invented Meryl Streep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Death Tribble introduced "Meryl Christmas" as a greeting to Saudia-Arabia. For that and other crimes he is now hiding at an out-of-the-way oasis pretending to be Faruk al Islami ibn Saud, pretender to the Saudi throne. Yes, the beduins just keep ignoring him and his speaking camel "Mr Ed". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Roter Baron died and came back to life several times in the past 150 years, the most famous of which being Archduke Ferdinand. Yes, he caused WW1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Johnny keeps planting trees despite not having permission from the home owners association Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Hermit decided to use a bad actor as a bad character in what seems like its going to a bad movie as a profile pic, so he is bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Johnny discovered pottery in his continuing quest to make a palatable American cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Ghost Rider tried to use Penance Stare on Marcus, but Ghost Rider burned due to the amount of sin he has committed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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