death tribble Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Von D-Man mooned the whole of New Jersey and is thus on the run from the FBI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above D'you know why London's the Absolute Center of the Universe? 'Cuz the Tribble sez so, Foo'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus, runs Santa's spy network. There is a reason he has "dream powers" y'know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza. He collects diseases like scurvy, smallpox and bubonic plague. He cultures them and keeps them. On his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble ... the entity that refused to post bail for the Elder Gods after they were busted for public intoxication. They're still sleeping it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is an Elder God. Not one of the nice ones. He never even got a mention in the Necronomicon, he's so bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus. Wanted by the German police after fixing the votes in the German election that saw Schroder lose power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble is lead singer of the band Keane. And Coldplay. And Radiohead. But not, as has been reported previously, of U2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus recently attended a U2 concert, spiteful that they'd turned Trib down for Bono. His horrifying illusions are the reason that Bono never takes those shades off. Because if you look in his eyes you can still see the burned imprint of the nightmares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Thia Halmades. He had a bikini wax. He didn't want one but had it anyway. You just don't argue with THAT woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble, still hunted for by Cancer for planting Synthitex on his cruiser while delivering a shipment of medical supplies to Theta 88. There's a rail gun with his name on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Despite many attempts, careful preparation and skillful use of a camera, Thia has been captured on film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above No one was supposed to know that. Curses. L. Marcus is using those pictures as blackmail, and the CIA is in cooperation with MI 5 & MI 6 to apprehend him now. As we speak, SAS agents are rapelling down the side of his flat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above There was an alternate timestream where Earth was invaded by monsters that resemble radioctive, green Pomeranians with lamprey heads. These creatures destroyed 68% of the human population and were enslaving the rest for use as food animals. Thia Halmades, however, fired up his chronoentropic translation intersperser and shunted that timeline into the real of unrealized probabilities. The downside is that we have to put up with a boring, normal outcome for the 2006 World Cup instead of the heart-stopping Cinderella team from Ivory Coast winning it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer knows if Aphrodite wears underpants. Sadly, he can also say the same about Hephaestus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84. He French Kissed Al Gore. Well someone had to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble planted snickers wrappers in L. Marcus' underwear. His girlfriend found them that night. Except L. Marcus only eats Heath bars. DUN DUN DUUNNNNNNN. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Thia enjoys Snickers bars. . . . !? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus knows 32,763 different nonstandard uses for all sorts of candy bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has a plan which involves microchips and candy wrappers. Eventually everyone you know will start eating Three Musketeers... and it will all seem perfectly natural, won't it, CANCER?! Or should I say... DOCTOR TOOTHY DOOM?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Thia H. won't stand for having his name pronounced wrong. The Grand Canyon is located where the last one to mispronounce it was last standing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mrs. Oddhat knows the dance of the seven hundred veils, which takes a full month to perform properly and will suck out the souls of all those who watch it. She has performed this dance twice. Rumors have it that the universe will end with the performance of the third dance. No one knows what she has done with the souls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mutant for Hire created Adam Sandler's film career as a joke. He is now hunted by the Rest of the World who want his blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is Clyde Bruckman's evil twin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza. His lies have persuaded the world that Japan really exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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