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Bazza developed a new strain of beans that grow in any climate, have astonishingly high yields, satisfy all human nutritional needs, and have beautiful red-purple-and-white flowers. But they failed field tests, because the leaves have toothy edges and the plants try to capture and consume people as they walk by. Six Peruvian horticulturalists at the UN test facility went missing (and now presumed eaten) before this last property was documented using hidden cameras.

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L. Marcus's mama is so tough, she'd sit out on the porch with two crowbars and a spool of baling wire and knit cyclone fence.

 

That was after she was done knitting little L. Marcus his new school clothes. No wonder he's so difficult to intimidate!

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L. Marcus's mama is so tough, she'd sit out on the porch with two crowbars and a spool of baling wire and knit cyclone fence.

 

That was after she was done knitting little L. Marcus his new school clothes. No wonder he's so difficult to intimidate!

This fellow is behind most X-Files, his name -- Cancer Man :D

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The Mrs. got caught up in a riot once. It was an ugly affair. I think it was the supporters of Aston Villa that got a bit miffed about a questionable referee ruling, so they went bananas.

 

Imagine this: Three dozen very drunk, very mad soccer hooligans going down one alley. One Zen gamer and Karateka lady going up the very same. There could be only one way that could end.

 

Poor, poor hooligans . . . :(

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Santa's sleigh isn't pulled by reindeer; it's pulled by a team of large, legless, telekinetic furballs. The leader of the team lights the way, not with a red nose, but by red flaming eyes. That one's our Death Tribble.

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Marriott Hotels has a highly-trumpeted new bed program. The thing is' date=' I think that was the Death Tribble OddHat and I slept on during our October visit to Marriott, Burlington Mass. No hotel bed is THAT soft.[/quote']

 

You, I and Death Tribble swore never to mention that again.

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