Mightybec Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Trained Chicken doesn't run around when his head is chopped off, he break dances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above (Question: How do you complicate Mightybec ? Answer with panache of course) Of all the gin joints in all the world, Mightybec has to walk into yours. Why ? Because he is the world's most renowned alcoholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble got his first gig as head piece for Gillian Anderson. He loved it so much he could peak down at her cleavage. Yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza developed a new strain of beans that grow in any climate, have astonishingly high yields, satisfy all human nutritional needs, and have beautiful red-purple-and-white flowers. But they failed field tests, because the leaves have toothy edges and the plants try to capture and consume people as they walk by. Six Peruvian horticulturalists at the UN test facility went missing (and now presumed eaten) before this last property was documented using hidden cameras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer's name is an acronym. SOme might know him better as Celestial Aerospace Navigational Cybernetic Engineering Realian He's slumming it with us until his lifemate KOS MOS is created 10,000 years from now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Enforcer, in his spare time, draws up his own crit charts for Rolemaster. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The reason why Russia cannot invade Sweden and fears to invade indeed any part of Scandanavia is L Marcus who is the accredited Weapon of Mass Destruction in Sweden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above There are actually 42 death tribbles, each stationed at a different part of the world just in case something happens. Eighteen of them are kept active at any given time; they take turns posting to the Hero boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_bill is the reincarnation of Basho Matsuo. If you examine all his posts carefully, every one is a simple multiple of seventeen syllables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Pirates quail at sight of Cancer's sails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer likes pirate quails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus's mama is so tough, she'd sit out on the porch with two crowbars and a spool of baling wire and knit cyclone fence. That was after she was done knitting little L. Marcus his new school clothes. No wonder he's so difficult to intimidate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus's mama is so tough, she'd sit out on the porch with two crowbars and a spool of baling wire and knit cyclone fence. That was after she was done knitting little L. Marcus his new school clothes. No wonder he's so difficult to intimidate! This fellow is behind most X-Files, his name -- Cancer Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza was the Stunt Double for the crocodiles in the "Crocodile Dundee" movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Mrs. got caught up in a riot once. It was an ugly affair. I think it was the supporters of Aston Villa that got a bit miffed about a questionable referee ruling, so they went bananas. Imagine this: Three dozen very drunk, very mad soccer hooligans going down one alley. One Zen gamer and Karateka lady going up the very same. There could be only one way that could end. Poor, poor hooligans . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus. The man who threw THAT snowball that was seen around the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above DT, Dana Scully's lovetoy of choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza. Raised by wild Koalas to be King of the World. That or the new Leo di Caprio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Santa's sleigh isn't pulled by reindeer; it's pulled by a team of large, legless, telekinetic furballs. The leader of the team lights the way, not with a red nose, but by red flaming eyes. That one's our Death Tribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer; tirelessly researching the human/Alien sexual dynamic. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Enforcer - Undisputed King of Motorball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus. The love child of Abba and Roxette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Marriott Hotels has a highly-trumpeted new bed program. The thing is, I think that was the Death Tribble OddHat and I slept on during our October visit to Marriott, Burlington Mass. No hotel bed is THAT soft. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Marriott Hotels has a highly-trumpeted new bed program. The thing is' date=' I think that was the Death Tribble OddHat and I slept on during our October visit to Marriott, Burlington Mass. No hotel bed is THAT soft.[/quote'] You, I and Death Tribble swore never to mention that again. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above It's been said tha Oddhat has woven time and space to create a world of heroism, and base villainy. This is true. However he didn't call it "Hatland" that was some farcical claim from some ******* named Speilberg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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