OddHat Posted December 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza still remembers the touch of her, the feel of her. She was so open, so close. Did she love him? Did he love her? How can he know? They talked for hours, laughed, wandered, shared secrets, shared laughter. Never once did they kiss. She wrote once or twice, as did he, but that was the end. He thinks of her, pictures her. Was it love? Bazza holds on to the memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Oddhat is the best Paranormal Activist I ever met. He protested Cancer-Man's plot at world domination with the famous Bed-In-for-Bangladesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza holds back the darkness the only way he knows how. He makes light. When he speaks the stars shine just for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer is charming when he's being poetic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above rebeccared50 - completely redesigned since the previous fifty-nine models mysteriously spontanely kidnapped the UN. No, the UN Building. In New York. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above How can 59 + 1 = 50? Because L. Marcus has such a warping effect on reality that mathematics itself alters in his vicinity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Ever feel like you are being watched? It's Mutant for Hire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer 84: Never convicted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Oddhat, never odd, only even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bawwa once created an entirely new kind of mathematics using a compination of base-three and base-fiftynine. He got a real kick out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Once upon a Christmas eve, L. Marcus deicided he wanted a Nativity scene to grace his lawn. But times were hard, and L. Marcus was poor. Still, he did the best he could with what he had. Everything was mismatched. The statue of infant Jesus was a larger scale than the statues of Mary and Joseph, so it looked more like a tribute to Baby Huey. Instead of the shepherds and the three kings, he put in Bambi, Snow White and the 7 dwarfs, and even a couple of garden gnomes. It was the talk of the town. (based on a true story) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above TDK guy, sure he took out Baek Do Son and Hwoarang. But did he get to be featured as the Tae Kwon Do Guy in Tekken 6? No. He was screwed cause they wanted to show a bit more skin than his modesty allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84. He invented soil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above With Zornwil going to stomp London they need a hero. DT hears their call Death "Defender of Britian against Zornwil" Tribble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza once kicked himself in the back of his head. I was there. I saw it all. It was frickin' hilarious, until he got miffed and laid me out faster than the Karate Kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus thought he was fat, so he bought himself what he thought was a Muumuu. Turned out it was a Hare Krishna uniform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mrs. Oddhat is not She Who Must Be Obeyed; that's too crude. She is She Whose Suggestions Should Be Taken, Upon Pain Of Flaying Alive With A Rusty Church-Key And Rolled In Kosher Salt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trained Chicken Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Hey, cancer, remember that one time that you and me were out in the park smoking a doobie, and this bus of nuns came by, and you frikkin' MOONED THE NUNS? That was classic. The kids at the Dairy Swirl talk about it to this very day. Un Freaking Believeable, man. Wait, that wasn't me. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Trained Chicken. Sole survivor of the turkey drop on the mall in Cincinnatti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble, author of "Zornwil - the Unauthorized Biography" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mutant for Hire has a laser attached to his head. It's a cannibalized laser pointer, but it's the thought that counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus has built a nifty little cabin in the mountains out of metal he's salvaged from the wrecks of the warships sunk in the Battle of Jutland. Twice a week he swims down there and brings up another nice piece of steel, no more than 4 or 5 tons. SMS Pommern is getting a little picked over, so he looking for the remains of HMS Indefatigable now. It seems to have sunk in a deeper patch of mud than the others, so it's harder to find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is actually a heroic Space Pirate, who steals from the wealthy space yachters and gives to the poor improverished minors on Thelta 88. He does this out of a deep love for the 'D-babies' as they're called, those outcast from society for being of low birth. With his faithful crew, he skirts the edges of known space routes and strikes without warning. An ace X-Grade Hybrid pilot, he routinely engages the ISP's (InterStellar Patrol) finest assault class mechs and beats them handily. His vision is to unite the miners to overthrow the evil regime of the wealthy super corps, but he's discovered a new love - the daughter of Gradetech founder Jerald Gray, Geraldine. An unexplored love with long term implications. We pick up our story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Thia Halmades is a nice Jewish Pagan Southern Bell. It doesn't get much more complicated than that. Well, ok, she's also a vampire cowgirl ninja pirate who used to date Zorro and adventure under the name Lady Rawhide, but that's just a footnote. EDIT: Also, she's now a he. Think Orlando, but in reverse. So, darn complicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above She's also a "he." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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