Enforcer84 Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus once held of a Vogon Construction Force with the power of cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 caused the Dallas Cowboys to lose out on going to the Superbowl this year by oiling himself naked in front of the team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above ... after which death tribble set him on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Seems obvious now, but Cancer IS rad and IS chemo. how cool is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid invented Absolute Zero. Too bad he forgot to get a patent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus hauled 16 tons, and what did he get? A 48 STR, that's what! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_Bill is gearing up for Easter this year by planting Hashish in Marshmallow Peeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty just flipped out and killed someone deserving it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus taught Chubby Checker a new dance called the Twist. Did he receive any thanks for it ? Did he heck ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Hiram Moore, inventor of the combine, got his idea by watching death tribble go through a field of ripe corn. The plants were gone, replaced by neat rows of cobs and stalks. The grain itself was in DT's fifth stomach, fermenting into 86-proof mash suitable for regurgitation and feeding tribble young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 caused the Dallas Cowboys to lose out on going to the Superbowl this year by oiling himself naked in front of the team. I can't help it if those pansies are intimidated by a real man! On Topic: L Marcus invented Absolute Vodka. He was too drunk to patent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 was Tom Cruise's acting double Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boulder Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above "I like tribbles, tribbles are nice. but make a big mess if stepped on" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Boulder is not really a boulder. More like a pebble. But he has big dreams, and believes in the power of positive thinking -- someday, like the tiny acorn becomes the mighty oak, he will become what he dreams! Bill. (I haven't the heart to tell him that rocks don't grow like trees). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_bill is the voice announcer for WWV. Every minute, every hour, every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above In Arwen's secret fantasies, Cancer is her cable installer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus used to date Galactus' little sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer used to date Rachel Roth, while two-timing with Tanya Sealy. What a fool he was when younger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Who wrote the famous leg crossing scene in Basic Instinct ? Egyptoid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble was once engaged to marry Halle Berry, but stood her up on their wedding day. Nobody is entirely certain why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above keyes_bill. 'Nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus can distinguish between male and female beetles by sight at a range of three meters. It is wise not to ask how or why he has this skill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer's avatar shows a caleidoscope of colors that only he can see with his eyes closed during a dark night on top of the Brocken Mountain in the Harz during Walpurgisnacht when the witches hold Unholy Sabbath with Satan and his Legion of Evil Wizards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron -- Practical Occultist Extraordinaire! He wrote a book once. Under a pen name. Abdul, he called himself. Abdul the Neurotic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The real reason I haven't brought Der Rote Baron to the Unholy Sabbath is because I know the proceedings would bring out the True Form of the demon that possesses the mortal shell he lives in. And we don't want to have to deal with the consequences of that. (But, Sehr geehrter Herr Baron ... there's some less dangerous but still fun stuff out on the moors not far from Bremerhaven on that night ... just look around and when challenged drop my name ... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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