Cancer Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 If you look at a satellite image of the old Somme battlefield, pick out all the craters more than 30 meters in diameter, and then connect those in a dot-to-dot puzzle sort of way, you get a decent representation of Death Tribble's picture taken from his good side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Cancer caused the First Defenestration of Prague by spilling soap in jjjuuust the wrong place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 L Marcus united the world's shoplifters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 Death Tribble inspired the development of the dum-dum cartridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 Cancer has so far not revealed the location where incompetent minions are manufactured. Lucius Alexander And a competent palindromedary Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 Lucius is quite pleased with his bespoke Quirky Mini-Boss Squad, though. It's the high school cheerleader theme that ties them all together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 L Marcus was the boy with a thorn in his side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 Death Tribble is a time traveller sent back to kill Hitler, but the idiot dispatcher spilt his tea in the console and he ended up here instead. Just as well, because the whole lot of them were moronic twits, and DT was supposed to show up in 1991 and kill Eddie Hitler, not 1931 and kill Adolph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 Cancer uses margarine. For what no-one is certain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 Death Tribble will be Prime Minister of Australia. For a few days. He will call it the dirtiest trick ever played on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 Cancer is actually a Sagittarius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 Just gimme 13,000 years of precession. If you don't pay attention in Pariah's class, he just might take you outside and kick your aspartic acid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 Cancer just called to say 'I love you'. He really loves getting wrong numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 DT persists in playing Leinster in Europa Universalis IV. He has actually managed world conquests in fifty percent of his games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 L. Marcus captured 73 Pokemon is in a land line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 Pariah forged the original Declaration of Independence. The one you see in the museums are the fakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 If you cross a Bluefaced Leicester with a 1955-vintage association football, you get a Death Tribble. This is usually done nowadays via artificial insemination, and the football needs at least three drinks first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Cancer actually got away with nicking the Mountains of Kong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 L Marcus dreamed last night that somebody loved him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 That someone was Death Tribble, with all his unnatural carnal desires, of which the ones involving barbed wire, mayonnaise, and three garden hoses turned on at full blast are the least unspeakable. L Marcus rightfully called that dream a nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Cancer has begun working on the infrastructure for a social media platform to be called "jerksearch.com". Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Jerksearch will be the freeware version. Dodgejerks and Nominatejerks will be the pay sites. As will be DuckJerkNominations. Pariah is instrumental in the design and build of the biometrics components of all those last three. If I told you how, you'd be a jerk and grab a bunch of my market share. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 Headlice ? Cancer invented them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 Death Tribble thinks headlights are torches ducttaped to your head. He hasn't really articulated how that was supposed to work before electricity, but it seems clear to him that those Victorian guys with the big mustachios and extravagant muttonchop sideburns were rich bozos who never had to go look for the winter blankets stored down in the basement by themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 Cancer is very superstitious about writings on the wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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