Pariah Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 L. Marcus, through a strange accounting error, is the owner of the dwarf planet Ceres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Pariah thinks the classic Rush song lyric starts, "We are the priests / Of the temple of Ceres" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 The Empire State building was made of knitting. Who knitted it ? Cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 1 hour ago, death tribble said: The Empire State building was made of knitting. Who knitted it ? Cancer Death Tribble has been jealous of the Empire State Building, often scoffing with "you call that an Empire? The sun sets on it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 In response to an offhand insult about his fashion sense, Hermit once asked Death Tribble, "Why do you say this when you know that I will kill you for it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Pariah has moulded his teaching style after Terence Stamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 L. Marcus thinks he's just as insane as everyone else here. The rest of us know better. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Cancer invented the Insanity Grading Scale. There are just two levels: "not really" and "quite a lot". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 L. Marcus checked both boxes Yes, on a sliding scale! L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Hermit rode a sliding scale all the way down to the bay, and then out into the water until it sank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 Pariah invented nose hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 DT invented the first nose hair trimmer. It was not a commercial success, mainly because it just grabbed the hairs in clumps that the operator then pulled the trimmer to yank out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 When presented with the question, "Which way will the elevator go next?", L. Marcus took the third option. And he ended up being right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 Pariah invented eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 And Death Tribble set them on fire. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 You will find Kaeto embossed into the Eiffel Tower from Monday to Friday 04:00 to 11:37 from March 12th to September 6th and from Wednesday to Sunday 19:00 to 02:23 from October 3rd to February 17th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 Death Tribble. Just saying the name aloud will get you arrested in most of what used to be French West Africa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 Cancer was on the short list of names to replace legendary Dallas Cowboys coach Tom Landry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 Yeah, but I was unwilling to sell my soul AND live in Texas. One or the other, not both. Pariah goes through about five red pens a month, counting only the ones he uses up marking papers. Another two or three get shattered against walls, thrown in fits of enraged frustration. Good thing he nips off with a gross of them at the beginning of each academic year. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 I actually prefer green, but otherwise, you're not wrong. Cancer is more frequently not wrong about more things than any other person I can think of at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 Pariah invented rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 Death tribble invented irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 L Marcus invented Pain and I wish he hadn't as I'm in so much that Morphine isn't working to dull it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 Kaeto is the leader of the Mighty Power Morphine Rangers! He's the lime green one with iridescent magenta stripes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 Cancer is also available in puce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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