death tribble Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 Cancer and an unfortunate accident involving a big laser and a time machine is why we have the Grand Canyon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 Death Tribble loves old brown rubber footballs. They remind him of Mummy right after she had the accident of falling into the vat of depilatory cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 Cancer likes prunes dipped in beetroot juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Death Tribble puts the "Ork" in Yorkshire pudding. For this, he is subject to restraining orders in forty-three states (in the US), seven provinces and two territories (in Canada), 26 states (in Mexico), and five Central American countries. I have not researched jurisdictions outside of North America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Cancer was the person that the FBI hunted down after Boston was flooded with tons of sets of dog toys in a dreadful pun of Mass of Chew Sets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Death Tribble hot, Death Tribble cold, Death Tribble in the pot, Ready to scold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Cancer rode Cassini all the way down, whoopin' an' a-hollerin' all the while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 L Marcus and an unfortunate accident involving a glacier is what lead to Denmark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Zornwil always wins his battles with Death Tribble...until the mafia got involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 When Death Tribble Bazza encounters an unattended cell phone, he swallows it whole, and takes delight in the random ringtones that emerge from his tummy when the phone is called. His favorite to date was the fake orgasm sequence from When Harry Met Sally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Cancer secretly imagines Sally Fields doing that scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 L. Marcus secretly imagines Zooey Deschanel doing that scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Pariah secretly imagines Betty White doing that scene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Death Tribble DID that scene with Gillian Anderson in the opposite chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Bazza attempted to do that scene with Yvonne Strahovski in the opposite chair. He ended up with a black eye and a restraining order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Restraining order was filed by Chuck because Sarah and I started dating. ( ) John Casey was amused. Pariah inherited an 8,000 item library of books, films & documentaries. Only 0.5% were not in English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 Bazza's prized possession is a library card in his name, issued by Ptolemaios VI himself. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 L Marcus's prized possession is by Pazuzu although being possessed by Voodoo spirits has its moments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 Death Tribble is the reason it's raining on my niece's wedding day. (He thinks it's ironic.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 Pariah has a wizarding tower in his back yard. It's about five feet high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 L Marcus doesn't know what becomes of dead dreams, but is trying to find out Lucius Alexander The palindromedary denies having eaten any Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 Lucius is the lifer of the party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 Bazza apparently spends his entire wage on wine, preferably Australian Zinfandels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 L Marcus enjoys his cheap wine with a three-day growth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 Bazza doesn't grasp the virtues of cheap wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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