tkdguy Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 Cancer doesn't grasp how little virtue there is in cheap wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 tkdguy can't grasp the virtue of cheap wine because he drank it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 Death Tribble is the reason it's raining on my niece's wedding day. I'm only happy when it rains. I'm only happy when it's complicated, and though you can't appreciate it I'm only happy when it rains. An unfortunate accident involving Kaeto and a magnifying glass lead to Death Valley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 DT was sitting on a corner drinking his beer. Wishing all the passerbyes "happy new year" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 An unfortunate accident involving Kaeto and a magnifying glass lead to Death Valley Who says that was an accident? It was Bazza who planted that brick of firecrackers under Death Tribble's seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 Kaeto religiously plays Star Trek Online. His best ship is the Death Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 L Marcus plays at religion. Although his church of the bunnygirl got him into trouble with Hugh Hefner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 In a bizarre case of photobombing on an astronomical scale, Death Tribble is in this image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 Cancer hasn't had a wink of sleep since 1945. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 And L Marcus did that as an experiment in sleep deprivation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Death Tribble stayed up all night reading the published paper on the study. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Pariah got a job in a school teaching advanced physics to monkeys; what normal people call 'students'. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 They used to be apes, but Bazza devolved them with his mighty devolution powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 As an entity that transcends (alternately, doesn't qualify as) biological existence, L. Marcus is immune to such things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Cancer is immune to the lame-@ss pleadings of slacker students, an immunity which is developed in much the same way as an immunity to iocaine powder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Pariah was voted most likely to come back to the school and demolish it with the US Marine Corps by his year mates. This was redacted by the teachers who thought it was more likely he would do it with the Navy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 DT started his illustrious career at a tip-top secret government research center in Aberdeen -- as a mop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 L Marcus got an assistant teaching job (at Pariah's school, above) teaching physics. But not any physics, L Marcus teaches a course on Aristotle's physics. The monkey's are enthralled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 Bazza was very disappointed that Hitchcock's The Birds was not a modern production of Aristophanes's The Birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 Cancer was very disappointed that Hitchcock's Psycho was nothing to do with the pioneering work of Freud and Jung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 Death Tribble was very disappointed that The Naked Lunch didn't involve anyone being naked at lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Pariah was very disappointed that Hitchcock's Spellbound was nothing to do with the Siouxsie and the Banshees song Spellbound or with magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Death Tribble, sour cream, chives, and a live mongoose. So rich in flavor. So rich in perversion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Cancer once invented a mixed drink he called "Starship Fuel". It's banned in 37 states, and the main reason Cancer doesn't live in Texas any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Yeah, even though antimatter doesn't have an official hazmat ID those goobers want warnings on the stuff. What are they, libruhls or something? Pariah courts the fate of Socrates by teaching his students the difference between, and relative merits of, detonation and deflagration. His administrators are most suspicious about that second word, which they suspect is either sexual in nature or openly involving violent acts against higher-ups, because of them is dyslexic and thinks it refers to "fragging".. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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