Cancer Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 Pariah has done the DNA sequencing for second-grade cooties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 Cancer is still banned for his moon of Mercury hoax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 Death Tribble's favorite ground cover is creeping thistle. That alone got the plant onto the list of seven noxious weeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 Cancer is also on the naughty of list of the FDA for his Mercury bars. They contained actual mercury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 The video "How to smoke pork butt" shows Death Tribble rolling up some ham reefers. Madness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 6, 2020 Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 The video 'Jupiter's moons' got Cancer into a lot of trouble. You see it was not the planet but the Roman god also known as Zeus dropping his trousers and showing his bottom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 6, 2020 Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 Death Tribble once mooned the heavens. The result was the 2008 housing collapse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Pariah invented the Moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Death tribble could not hold out on pressing the big, red, shiny, candy-like button! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 L Marcus tried to get Germany renamed Turnipden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 DT was Dame Helen Mirren's understudy for RED 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 L. Marcus originally asked the Ultimate Question to Life, the Universe and Everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 Cancer is on the short list of candidates for the New England Patriots' Defense Coordinator position, as he clearly knows more about the game of football than the schmuck holding the office right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Pariah invented nuisance phone calls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Death Tribble ghost-wrote his own unauthorized autobiography. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Pariah can never find a fresh towel when he doesn't need one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 L Marcus wants to start another Northern War to keep Sweden relevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Death Tribble is concerned that his dog is not getting enough cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Cancer has manipulated the asteroid belt to spell out rude words. In Dutch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 DT is on friendly terms with the Belgians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 L. Marcus routinely uses the word "Belgium" as though he were unaware that it is unspeakably rude and profane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Pariah says "That country where Ypres is" instead of "Belgium". But he pronounces Ypres as "Wipers". Too recently he's been changing diapers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Cancer hides an entire doujinshi circle in his still non-existent basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 No, L. Marcus, you cannot claim icebergs as submarines or capital vessels for Scandinavia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 On his last flight, the airline sent half of Death Tribble's bags to Perth and half to Lagos. Because that's what he told them to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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