death tribble Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 You will never live to tell the tale if you ask L Marcus about Finnish Lager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 Death Tribble has brewed a lager that no one has ever been able to finish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 Pariah cannot go a single day without falling into one of those newfangled rips in spacetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 23, 2020 Report Share Posted April 23, 2020 Never ask L Marcus about Swedish vinegar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 For the love of all that's holy, do not put Death Tribble alone in a room with fried pork rinds, some brown mustard, a CD of Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits, and a dead 9-volt alkaline battery. The identities of those who have made this fatal mistake have been suppressed. Do not let yourself be similarly expunged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 Cancer painted something on the moon. And that's when the destruction began Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 For his biology thesis, DT tried to interview a selkie. She took exception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 L. Marcus has recently perfected a vegan lutefisk recipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 Pariah invented vegans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 DT has in his possession the original manuscript of the second book of Aristotle's Poetics. Autographed, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 L. Marcus is invited to tea with Pazuzu and water polo with Dagon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 Ragitsu unfriended Nyarlahotep on Facebook. Ragitsu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 Nyarlo was so broken up about it, he wouldn't get out of bed for a week. Tkd filled in for him, though. Filled the insanity quota in two days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 L Marcus and the smorgasbord surfboard. Another really bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 ... only because Death Tribble thought it meant a collection of surfboards that you and your friends tried nibbling on with a collection of potent drinks in a party atmosphere. DT has no taste for fiberglass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 Cancer awakens only to find himself bound and gagged in the back of a Red Lobster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 29, 2020 Report Share Posted April 29, 2020 Ragitsu laid the final stone in the three-ko go game that preceded the toppling of Oda Nobunaga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 It is a truth universally acknowledged that L. Marcus served as the inspiration for Fitzwilliam Darcy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 Pariah invented inspiration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 The Ides of May, and Death Tribble is out with his buddies looking for a wannabee tyrant to assassinate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 Remember how Crassus died? Cancer's idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 L. Marcus is responsible for Prussian Blue's efficacy with respect to thallium poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 Pariah invented poisoning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 It was an accident, I swear. How was I supposed to know you can't feed polonium to a velociraptor? Death Tribble knew, of course, but just wanted to see what would happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 Pariah cannot bake worth squat. His attempt at cinnamon buns ended up in a singularity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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