Pariah Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 L. Marcus received a most unexpected Christmas gift: A 10-km-wide asteroid. It is scheduled to arrive in 2033. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 Pariah invented kilometres Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 ...which explains why Death Tribble persists in using ells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 Pariah invented mutations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Death Tribble mutated inventions Lucius Alexander muted a palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Lucius has used genetic engineering to create an alpaca that is the same forward and backward, but he hasn't revealed his creation to the world yet because he has no idea what to call it. Pariah Lucius has forgotten more about humped creatures than I'll ever know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Pariah invented humps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Death Tribble fully expected the Spanish Inquisition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Pariah thinks of "over the top" in the 1916 sense rather than the 1987 sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Cancer does not have a top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Only L. Marcus is turned on by the concept of topless cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 Cancer has been observing your earth and one night will make a contact with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 Death Tribble thinks loam is the primary ingredient in vegan meat loaf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Cancer is secretly the new owner of the pizza place that's been selling L. Marcus foot pizza. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Such bastardry can only have been hatched in pariah's feverishly evilicious mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Ever heard of Viking Short Boats ? L Marcus did try to make it popular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 Inspired by the success of hot cross buns, death tribble tried to expand it into hot yin-yang buns. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 tkdguy hit Randy Orton with a TKD (terrific Karate drop) from out of nowhere tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 Death Tribble's day job is as one of those buffoon pro wrestling referees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 Cancer weekly battles the ghouls trying to get out of his basement (that he doesn't even have). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 L Marcus failed to change Finland's capital to Heavenbasin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 Death Tribble doesn't quite grasp the difference between a swirlie and a wedgie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 Cancer once performed a swidgie. On the entire state of Maine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 Despite L Marcus's best efforts, there are no ViQueens, no ViPrime Ministers, no ViPresidents and ni ViMinisters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 Death Tribble wants to weaponize pumpkins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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