Enforcer84 Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above TRI used his tremendous powers over time and space to go back and be nice to each of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders when they were in their "Gawky" stage. As a result his little black book actually glows with a yearning golden glow when ever he enters the Lonestar State. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . Enforcer yearns to repeat the trick with the cheerleaders of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Whenever he moves to a new place, L. Marcus checks out the local library, usually not all at once. Last night he returned the "300's" out of the Dewey Decimal system; next up is the "400's". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has a Secret ID - he is The Extra Librarian: Dewey DeciMan! (dada-dadaaaa!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron used to date Red Sonja. However, she found that he was stealing the coins that made up her "Bra" and was using them to gamble with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above That little episode got der Rotor Baron standing ovations at comic conventions and gambling joints. It's reported that those 'coins' now sell for thousands of dollars on eBay. Of course E84 claimed that he'd giver der Rotor Baron the idea in the frst place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once punched out by Indira Ghandi prime minister of India as she demonstrated self defence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above But I then got death tribble to fund a bunch of Sikh's to get my payback. Well done death tribble, money well spent I say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron used to date Red Sonja. However' date=' she found that he was stealing the coins that made up her "Bra" and was using them to gamble with.[/quote'] Yeah, that was fun! And cheap - in every sense of the word ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has finally mastered his two-identities scam to such a level that he REALLY lives in Siberia and Thailand at the same time! Only problem is that he gets confused all the time and walks around in winter coats at the beach of Pataya and freezes his heinie off in shorts during the Siberian winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron once kissed der Kaiser. Kaiser Franz. Franz Beckenbauer. . . . He played football, you heathens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus, ex-travelling spokesman for FIFA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has the distinction of being punched out by both Darth Vaders, James Earl Jones and Dave Prowse. It was because he criticised George Lucas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble was the "stunt double" for Kelly Lebrock's er...you know... in the movie Lady In Red Special effects weren't as advanced then and he had to be dyed black. They had a torrid affair afterwards but she eventually left him for the more stable Steven Seagal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble and E84 punched each other out over that entire Kelly leBrock episode. death tribble was intended to become her stunt merkin while E84 would provide her with a stunt wig and armpit hair. There was some sort of confusion and crossed wires. This resulted in the now famous cut cene were E84 is seen smiling from between her legs while death tribble hangs on to her upper lip. The fight was short and worrisome as Kelly was still attached to both when they started throwing punches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has a Deep One living in the pond out back. Calls him "Ivan". Most weekends they spend a quiet afternoon drinking vodka, watching football, and telling cherubim jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer invented the expression "Whoah! Dude!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus holds all the cards. And he won't give them back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 really doesn't wake up in the morning until he rattles his fork around in the toaster a couple of times. His co-workers call him "Smokey" behind his back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer used to hang around the office water cooler until the restraining orders started to appear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once punched out by Charlie Chaplin, yes The Charlie Chaplin. It was not an accident as Narratio was being upbraided for not following safety advice during a stunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Now let me just set this straight. At the time, death tribble was my agent. He swore to me that Charlie, having been born just 6 streets from me, liked to see a fellow local lad make it big. So yes, I did indeed try to perform the Triple Lindy. And yes, I did it without my safety moustache. But death tribble swore that it detracted from my monocle. So I didn't wear it. After being punched out by Charlie Chaplin I quit having death tribble represent me. A fact he's still bitter and twisted about to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Yeah, but who twisted him and doused him with Goode Olde Bitter Schnaps and lit him like a candle? That was you, Narratio! You can't blame Den Todestribbel to be a little pissed about it - especially that was your methode of putting out the fire again ... Me and the boys thought the twist- the-Trbble-and-give-him-a-light was cool and not uncalled for. But it was the peeing-the-burning-Tribble-out-thing that made the act tasteless, cruel, undignified and uncivilized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron once stole my priceless eggshell collection. But he used the funds to set up an orphanage in my name and, while I don't like children, I am forced to smile as people who don't like orphans are generally killed in the movie... Hey! WHo spiked my Water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer sold his soul to the Devil for a 10 foot diameter hamburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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