death tribble Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was sent to the back of the queue for sneezing on the Airdraft carrier Nimitz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble says he lives in London which is true. But he is not English, or British or Anglo-Saxon - NO! He is the former, much hunted Axis villain DER TRIBBELMANN! Yes, DER SPANDEXTOD (one of his many aliases) is not dead. He is hiding and I urged the United Superheroes of Europe to go and get him and cart his aging arse in front of the U.N. tribunal before he does the Slobodan or just wastes away from watching to many episode of "Coronation Street"! He is responsible for these horrid war-crimes: 1) Bad imitations of Der Führer at parties (okay - he was charged with that one by Nazi-Germany in April 1945, so I guess we can fugetaboutit) 2) Wearing real tight spandex costumes in really loud colours that blinded Allied soldiers who had to watch him bending over. 3) Torture - he tried to count to three (that's the "tribble" thing in his name - see: He is also dyxlex ..,. disleyx ... can't write well) and always failed. Drives you nuts in no time! That and other things! Now people: Get him! Now, that he is old and unarmed! And too fat for his loud spandex costume! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above RB used to BB for the PPRQC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I barbecued for the Public Preachers of the Republique Quebecoise et Congoloise? I am not sure about the French spelling but it is simply not true! Hey, Sideburned One: Don't start to tell tall tales about me here. I have a reputation to lose! Well, kinda ... sorta ... anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Rotor Baron has been hiding out in a cotton candy factory all this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty was once punched out by Chelsea Clinton for saying that she'd do her dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble once dated Chelsea Clinton as part of a reality TV show. I think it was "Survivor 27". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio's family had been the Cat-o-Nine-Tails Makers for H. I. M. the Czar since the 1500's. They're still hoping there's a Romanov out there somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, but got bored halfway through and wandered off before the poor soul expired. Sad, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I remeber that, so keyes_bill sat in and watched the death. He still carries around Cancers 'rain check' for the event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is actually a gorgeous 22-year old brunette. She pretends to be a lonely geeky dude on the internet because she was tired of fending off marriage proposals from lonely geeks -- better to join them than to fight them, she decided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_bill is working on making his second million dollars. He lost his first by making an unwise investment in what was billed as the next wave in snack food: eggplant chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_bill is working on making his second million dollars. He lost his first by making an unwise investment in what was billed as the next wave in snack food: eggplant chips. I'd try that. Lo, when the heavens openned and God shown his glory upon the face of man. Man was sore afraid. However, when mankind saw the smiling face of Cancer behind their lord, they knew, with relief that the new PR guy was nicer than the las. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Not everyone knows thais, but E84 is actually Gods banker. Boy, are the vatican pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio invented slot machines, came up with the Boulder Dam, found a way to world peace and saw the light of a self-cleaning oven -- all thanks to one night's dreams after too much pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus owes me $50. It's the only reason he's still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes Bill owed me € 500 and couldn't deliver. It's the reason why he is undead ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron was once punched out by Tera Patrick. I don't think I need to explain why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is under no-contact restraining orders to the tune of 23 individuals and all of Orange County. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is under full-contact order as a deciple of Pun Chout, the old Chinese Kung Fu master: Everytime he leaves the house he has to knock-out the first ten people he meets. That explains why he has the reputation as a reclusive hermit in his neighbourhood for he hasn't left his home during the last ten years or so ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron was sent to the back of the queue for denying the divinity of Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I don't care - in every queue the rules is: I'm first! It's all e matter of perspective, you know. But it's complication-time for Deathy McTribble. That's right: Death tribble is Scottish. But not really a part of the famous clan of McTribbles in the Highlands whose members still live next to Loch Tribble. Death tribble is just the monster of said lake. It's a small lake. Famous for the most unscary monster in Scotland. Actually the Loch Tribble Monster is rather cute and fluffy. It won the "Cute and Fluffy Monster Contest" of 1977. But Death Tribble does not want to talk about it. He is so shy. Or maybe this is just a ploy to win the "Cute, Fluffy and Shy Monster Contest" next year? Who knows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron was actually a Markgraf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above No, that I was. It is now €UROGRAF! L.Marcus is big in the business of recycling dead dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Not everyone knows thais' date=' but E84 is actually Gods banker. Boy, are the vatican pissed.[/quote'] It's because I wouldn't let the Pope cash his paycheck without his ID. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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