Starlord Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 Qapla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 yIH nuq? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 Lol when was the last time you had your eyes checked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 Who checks their eyes? Doesn't everyone carry them to their seat with the rest of their face parts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 What makes you think there will be any space left in the overhead compartments by the time you board? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 What if there were dancing girls in the overhead compartments? (I witnessed this on a band trip once. True story.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 Was it a C-130 that couldn't hold oil pressure so it took three hops to get from Rota to Madrid? (I was on that flight. True story.) Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 Where does Santa stow his carry-on bags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 Wait, are you telling me that reindeer eat carrion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 Who says they wait for it to stop moving before they try to eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 Ummm..........anyone seen Grandma since last night....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted December 26, 2023 Report Share Posted December 26, 2023 Wasn't she kissing Santa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 In the hot tub, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 God gosh Mr. P, are you in hot water AGAIN????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 Will it make him clean this time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 What the hell happened to the water in the hot tub? Is this filthy water or real thin mud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 Might it be the product of a literal backyard chemistry experiment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 What are you weirdos doing in the slip for my ceramics class? Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 Oh man, is Cancer claying around again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted December 29, 2023 Report Share Posted December 29, 2023 Is claying around Cancer's latest attempt to destroy the universe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 29, 2023 Report Share Posted December 29, 2023 Has he finally gone to pot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 29, 2023 Report Share Posted December 29, 2023 Doesn't that imply a batch operation rather than continuous fabrications? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 29, 2023 Report Share Posted December 29, 2023 Are you trying to make my eyes glaze over with those big words? Or are you just burnishing your academic reputation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 How about some good old-fashioned bespoke raving insanity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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