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You have the amazing power to Speak with Plants, Fish, and Inanimate Objects! Unfortunately, you have no special control over them, and they don't think or behave in any unusual way just because you're chatting with them.

 

TalkMan: Quick desk, which way did that masked man go?

 

Desk: ------

 

TalkMan: I can't believe I paid 40 points for this.

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You have the amazing power to Speak with Plants' date=' Fish, and Inanimate Objects! Unfortunately, you have no special control over them . . . .[/quote']

 

and they won't give you the time of day because you're just not worth it.

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Three of your team were beaten unconscious by the blue stuff that grew out of that container in the back of the fridge.

 

 

Hey Oddhat dont knock the stuff that grows at the back of the fridge. That stuff can whoop @$$. I think it stalemated with Jack Bauer one time.:eek:

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-If any suggested character from Dr Anomaly's "Worst Sidekicks Ever" has ever beaten you like a red-headed stepchild.

 

-If you had trouble taking down the Star Trek redshirt

 

-If your speester loses a race to a turtle.....with a broken leg.

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In a Sailor Moon crossover, you lose your first fight. To Luna.

 

You're playing a Captain Marvel type, and your wizard (an SF fan) gives you the wisdom of Gaius Baltar. It's your best power.

 

:)

 

You're playing a Captain Marvel type, and your wizard gives you abilities based off of the various "Saved by the Bell" characters. The abilities are not the strong suit of the characters. ex: "Strength of Screech"

 

Your "superpower" is the ability to be twice as tall as Emmanuel Lewis.

 

Your power is the ability to show up positive on all drug tests.

 

The closest thing you have on your character sheet to a combat ability is "KS: Thumb Wrestling"

 

The closest thing you have on your character sheet to a combat ability is a typo: "Ultraviolent Vision"

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-If Bagdad Bob says you are no threat, and for once is telling the truth.

 

-If Pinky from Pinky and the Brain. Is your team strategist.

 

-If your master villain is that homeless guy who talks to himself while drinking a bottle in a paper bag.

 

-If your team sponsor works at McDonald's

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..The negative strength chart doesn't go low enough for most of your team.

 

..If an abort action on 12 means you can go get a snack because your PC is done for the next turn...

 

If you have to go to noncombat running speed to make it to the bathroom in time...

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