Jump to content

Your character may be too average if...


Trebuchet

Recommended Posts

Re: Your character may be too average if...

 

his costume consists of a yellow body suit with a label across his chest that says simply "Superhero".

 

his 10 dice normal attack does 10 BODY, 35 STUN, and 3" of Knockback.

 

No one can remember if his evil twin from the alternate dimension showed up.

 

His party consists of The Brick, The Martial Artist, The Speedster, The Gadgeteer, The Mentalist, The Sidekick, The Energy Projector, The Shapeshifter, The Loner, The Seductress, The Magic User, and wasn't there another one?

 

His superpowers are weakened by exposure to Lead because all the cool glowing rocks were already taken.

 

His duplicate refuses to recombine, because become an NPC would be cooler.

 

And finally....

When he finally tell people that he has a Secret Identity, they just look at him and say, "Why?"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Your character may be too average if...

 

Everybody on your entire team has the exact same DEX and SPD*.

 

 

 

 

 

*I've been in games where 2/3rds of the characters were DEX 26 SPD 5. It was weird.

That is weird. My PCs are mostly 20 DEX and 5 SPD.

 

When you lose your mask/helmet in a battle infront of the cameras, no body in the world knows who you are. Not even your Mom recognizes you.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Your character may be too average if...

 

Our games seemed to gravitate towards a 23 DEX' date=' 5 SPD for the [i']average[/i] character.

 

Bricks usually have a lower DEX and sometimes a 4 SPD. Martial Artists were usually 26-30 DEX with a 6 or maybe a 7 SPD.

 

It was a wierd game/universe/whatever, looking back on it. It was my first HERO system game ... and it was 4th Edition, 260 points starting, the baseline for DEX and SPD was 26/5, and the DC cap was EIGHTEEN ... and most folks didn't have more than 25-30 defenses (and perhaps six points of noncombat skills).

 

In retrospect, it was because there were sometimes as many as TWELVE players, so therefore the rather excessive STUN breakthrough was simply to keep combat going at a reasonable pace, though it fairly often simply resulted in frustrated players who got KOed early.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Your character may be too average if...

 

Your last four battle cries have gotten you sued for copyright infringrement

 

Your costume is a white body suit with block letters on the chest that say "Superhero"

 

You are regularly mistaken for at least six other superheroes

 

You annouce a huge press conference in which you reveal your secret ID...and no one shows up

 

You are addressed by your archtype instead of your codename "Look! Up in the sky, its a birds, its a plane...no its a Flying Brick!"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Your character may be too average if...

 

You submit your character to your GM and he notes: 'Eh.'

 

You submit your character to your GM and it's rejected as 'Boring.'

 

You have difficulty remembering your own character's name.... and what you're doing in the first place.

 

Your GM doesn't bother with subplots; you don't care, he doesn't care.

 

Your GM doesn't bat an eye about your being included in any adventure; your capacities are so well known that there are no worries about the plot being derailed.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest WhammeWhamme

Re: Your character may be too average if...

 

You get your own 6 issue miniseries, but it gets cancelled after 5 issues.

 

 

And nobody noticed.

 

...including you and the writers and artists who were going to make it.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Your character may be too average if...

 

Your character sheet consists of the words "Archetypical Brick", "Archetypical Speedster", "Archetypical Energy Projector," "Archetypical Martial Artist" (or whatever is appropriate), and nothing else.

 

And your GM is OK with that.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...