OddHat Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "I want to defend and promote my ideals, and become a living symbol of my cause! My vast powers, a divine gift, have allowed me to live my dream! Thus, I am reborn: Ethical Ethel, Champion of PETA!" - Ethical Ethel, just before rescuing the pets of Lincoln, Nebraska, and delivering them to PETA HQ to be put down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisUlf Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero The costume should support my insanity defense if and when I finally track down Mark Millar. i love to watch catfights between super-herines or super-villianesses How are these bad reasons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero The Cod-Piece of Justice must be Visible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehao Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero 1. My Mom maid this great costume and it seemed a shame to only wear it once a year. 2. All the cool kids are doing it. 3. Ever lose a bet? 4. Sometimes yoga just doesn’t do it for me so I got to thinking, i already have the spandex… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "Time to put on a show, time to display the flag, flex some muscle, time to let the street see who's boss" then later you find out he's wearing Captain America Underoos . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusterBoy Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "It's the jazz, baby, we do it for the jazz" (And if you know where that quote comes from, you that jazz doesn't mean music) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero I watch a lot of action movies; this super hero stuff looks easy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Weapon Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero Because when the american people find out how badly dad and I ripped off the Pentagon the only way to stop me being lynched is to have saved the world a few times. I need a drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero I watch a lot of action movies; this super hero stuff looks easy! don't i wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "My boss is a complete j@ck@ss. With a mask and a secret identity, I can make his life as miserable after hours as he makes mine from eight to five." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero "My boss is a complete j@ck@ss. With a mask and a secret identity' date=' I can make his life as miserable after hours as he makes mine from eight to five."[/quote'] souds like a certain alleged wall crawlingweasel in a bad mood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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