Doc Samson Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names How about Flinger...an escaped zoo monkey with bullseye accuracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names Baby Daddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names The Glass Jaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choldath Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names OK, couldn't resist this classic from childhood playground jokes. What do you call Batman and Robin after being run over by a steamroller. Flatman and Ribbon Sorry, had to be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted April 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names Evil Quails at the Thought of... Soap in Coffee Cup man... Villainy is doomed at the hands of... The Leper-chaun. He grants your wishes! But your body parts shrivel and fall off! No one can defeat the power of... IRS Man! (Yeah! We all REALLY want to reject IRS man) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adidamps2 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names Sea-man (Aquaman was already taken) Subparman (not quit on the supeman level) the Flasher (uses blinding flash attacks to stun villians) Peterbuilt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names Captian Dyslexia, Scoruge of Villians! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted April 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names Using his mighty superstrength in his bovine themed armored suit, none can match his heroic demeanor or his rearward firing flame projectors! He is... The Bonnacon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted April 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names Ninety Years Old and Trained In Martial Arts With a Mop, she was accidentally irradiated by her grandson's science project! She is... Aunt Mayhem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted April 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names Burning with electric current, teenage cheerleader Marion West hides her secret desires for light poppy intellectual rock, while simultaneously maintaining school spirit and concealing her bisexuality! She is Kid AC/DC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names After being accidently exposed to high doses of a strange radiation, he is... Leukemia Lad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names OK, couldn't resist this classic from childhood playground jokes. What do you call Batman and Robin after being run over by a steamroller. Flatman and Ribbon Sorry, had to be done. The Taped Crusaders! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names Been near there, done something like that: http://www.herogames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32186 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted April 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names By Day, he is an operations manager for a large corporation, where he crunches numbers to find ways to save money... By night, he crunches crooks to save people... He is... The Optimizer!!!!! Now, we could call him the Maximizer also, but that's A) Even worse, and guess what... Maximize is NOT a word. That's right, it technically should mean "To operate under a set of rules which are defined." But that's redundant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transmetahuman Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names Maximize is NOT a word. That's right' date=' it technically should mean "To operate under a set of rules which are defined." But that's redundant. [/quote']My dictionary says otherwise. I see the point you're making, but "maximumize" would be nearly a tongue-twister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted April 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names Bitten by a radioactive donkey, he has gained the powers of stubbornness AND sterility! He is... Jack Ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names Fear the might of Jazz Hands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted April 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names A strange mutant from Africa, he possesses the powers of the worlds largest antelope! Rage when attacked! Super Lifting Capacity Graze endlessly! He is... The BONGO! (That's right. The worlds largest antelope is called a Bongo. It's silly just saying it. You know those Bongo drums people always talked about? Well...guess how they're made.... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Goodwin Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names Okay, superhero named Pete something or other. He's always gone by his first initial, P. So, all of a sudden one day he gains super powers, as in fire powers. Body of fire, the whole bit. His hero name.... Burning P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted April 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names Taking his supplements every day, Vietnamese National Minh Suk Tho fights crime... As Vita-Minh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted April 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names With his Ninja-toh-rah, his endless quest for justice, and his inability to do anything on Saturday until Sundown, he stalks the night, seeking justice, his throwing stars of David striking fear into the hearts of evildoers... By day, he is Ari Kappelbaum, wronged student of the martial arts and Rabbi of the local synagogue... But by night... Evil everywhere in sight In the darkness of the night Justice comes, but you don't know when... Rabbi Ninja strikes again... As silly as this is, it should be noted that in the Legacies campaign world I run, this is the most popular cartoon ever. It has millions of fans, including most of the PC's. I've really never been able to figure this one out, as it was intended as a one shot joke, but hey...he is Rabbi, and he is Ninja. It is what it is. Oy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BNakagawa Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names With his Ninja-toh-rah, his endless quest for justice, and his inability to do anything on Saturday until Sundown, he stalks the night, seeking justice, his throwing stars of David striking fear into the hearts of evildoers... By day, he is Ari Kappelbaum, wronged student of the martial arts and Rabbi of the local synagogue... But by night... Evil everywhere in sight In the darkness of the night Justice comes, but you don't know when... Rabbi Ninja strikes again... As silly as this is, it should be noted that in the Legacies campaign world I run, this is the most popular cartoon ever. It has millions of fans, including most of the PC's. I've really never been able to figure this one out, as it was intended as a one shot joke, but hey...he is Rabbi, and he is Ninja. It is what it is. Oy... Master of Jew-Jitsu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted April 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names I wasn't going to say that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenn Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names And his arch nemesis, the uncircumcised radioactive mutant tyranosaur: Goy-jira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted April 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 Re: Rejected Superhero Names Actually, his archenemy is "The Imam," a mad mullah with thousands of loyal hasheesheen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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