Klytus Posted November 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: And yet' date=' I still find this oddly arousing.[/quote'] Q: Are you aware that's a mating dance for gorillas she's doing? A: A dearth of pauctity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2006 Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: A dearth of pauctity Q: How do you explain this alarming lack of scarcity and deprivation? A: It's not the fact that it's a toupee that is so alarming as that it is styled so horrifically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 23, 2006 Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not the fact that it's a toupee that is so alarming as that it is styled so horrifically.Q: What do you think of my 1970 vintage hairpiece? A: Death would be far more desirable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2006 Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Death would be far more desirable. Q: Define in one sentence how greater public acceptance of the "Elegant Gothic Lolita" subculture would affect public perception of the body of work of Neil Gaiman. A: Because if anyone else had done what you just did, they'd be dead now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 23, 2006 Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because if anyone else had done what you just did, they'd be dead now. Q: WHy are you calling me a Zombie? ust because a man can pull out his own heart.... A: That's because there is a fork in the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's because there is a fork in the road. Q: What possessed you to believe Interstate 84 is a good place for a picnic? A: Twenty years on the faculty and I still don't have tenure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What possessed you to believe Interstate 84 is a good place for a picnic? A: Twenty years on the faculty and I still don't have tenure. Q: Mr Einstein, why the glum face ? A: You've made me a whole person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You've made me a whole person Q: Dr. Frankenstein: Adam, What do you think of the wife I made for you? A: I hope they catch pneumonia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dr. Frankenstein: Adam, What do you think of the wife I made for you? A: I hope they catch pneumonia. Q: Ah ! look at those kids playing baseball in the rain. Aren't they cute ? A: I owe you everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I owe you everything Q: What would you say if I said you don't owe me nothin'? A: Double entendre for the win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What would you say if I said you don't owe me nothin'? A: Double entendre for the win. Q: And you joins us here in a thrilling moment in the horrify the prudes championships with both contestants poised to upset the moral majority audience. Chris Rock you have been observing this carefully and now tell me what more is needed to proclaim a new champion ? A: You owe me nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And you joins us here in a thrilling moment in the horrify the prudes championships with both contestants poised to upset the moral majority audience. Chris Rock you have been observing this carefully and now tell me what more is needed to proclaim a new champion ? A: You owe me nothing Q: DT, you saved my bacon! How can I ever repay you? A: No, it was two-hundred ton rampaging animal spraying bull snot all over Spain. That's what made me run, you made me stand infront of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: DT, you saved my bacon! How can I ever repay you? A: No, it was two-hundred ton rampaging animal spraying bull snot all over Spain. That's what made me run, you made me stand infront of it. Q: Did you "run the bulls" for me? A: Grond's lovechild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Frisbee Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Foxbat? Who's that? A: Of course, I shaved it. Wouldn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of course, I shaved it. Wouldn't you? Q: God, that's a naked-looking yak. How the heck did that happen? A: Humility is not something I am all that familiar with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Humility is not something I am all that familiar with. Q: Mr. Hughes, can you tell me what the humidity is like? A: Cold Stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 26, 2006 Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cold Stone. Q: What do you get when you take granite to Antarctica? A: Wolverine-shaped jelly babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 26, 2006 Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wolverine-shaped jelly babies. Q: Why were yo sued by Marvel? A: I can count my blessings. 1,...2,...3,... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can count my blessings. 1' date='...2,...3,...[/quote'] Q: What will you do with your last 10 seconds of life? A: Never didn't last very long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What will you do with your last 10 seconds of life? A: Never didn't last very long. Q: So Paris Hilton said that she would never do another sex tape ? A: I don't know if I wanna do this alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know if I wanna do this alone Q: So you are going to make a sex tape? A: A long time ago in a galaxy far away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know if I wanna do this alone Q: Are you prepared to start your compulsive masturbation therapy? A: An earth shattering kaboom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you are going to make a sex tape? A: A long time ago in a galaxy far away. Q: When was the last time you had sex ? Q: Are you prepared to start your compulsive masturbation therapy? A: An earth shattering kaboom! Q: What noise is your clue that Zornwil has flatulance ? A: I don't even know if I can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't even know if I can Q: Have you tried being courteous and polite when you ask for something for a date? A: That doesn't sound like a good baby-shower gift to me. Wait a few years on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That doesn't sound like a good baby-shower gift to me. Wait a few years on that one. Q: What's wrong with the child-beating-stick I bought for her? A: Noodles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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