Pariah Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bring out the Dalaek Magi. Q: So, are we ready to exterminate that newborn king yet? A: Not so much like steel after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, are we ready to exterminate that newborn king yet? A: Not so much like steel after all. Q: How do you rate your plastic sword? A: I'm going to feed you to my cyber-piranha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm going to feed you to my cyber-piranha. Q: Cower in fear, ControlsAnimalsMan! I am Roboto the Indigestible! Your hyenas have broken their teeth on me, your lions have lost their claws, even your sharks with frikin' lazers cannot eat me! You shall surrender! You have no animals that can harm me! A: Pre-empted. Again. It's getting tiresome, let me tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Cower in fear, ControlsAnimalsMan! I am Roboto the Indigestible! Your hyenas have broken their teeth on me, your lions have lost their claws, even your sharks with frikin' lazers cannot eat me! You shall surrender! You have no animals that can harm me! A: Pre-empted. Again. It's getting tiresome, let me tell you. Q: What's wrong, Procrastination Man? Didn't catch the villain? A: I have been toasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have been toasted. Q: Dude, you're burned on both sides and covered with some unspeakable greasy s**t. WTF happened? A: I have my porcupine. I have my eggbeater. Let's go kick a**. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, you're burned on both sides and covered with some unspeakable greasy s**t. WTF happened? A: I have my porcupine. I have my eggbeater. Let's go kick a**. Q: So, now that we've broken you out of Dr. Demento's lab, have the drugs he dosed you with worn off? A: I can hold the vampires off as long as necessary; me and my bag of Funyuns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, now that we've broken you out of Dr. Demento's lab, have the drugs he dosed you with worn off? A: I can hold the vampires off as long as necessary; me and my bag of Funyuns. Q: I'll go if you want, but first, are you sure you got their weaknesses down pat? A: I'll have you know, this mace has been with me for twenty years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll have you know' date=' this mace has been with me for twenty years![/quote'] Q: Ready for that weapon upgrade, Hawkgirl? A: I didn't know you could use a Power Ring for that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ready for that weapon upgrade, Hawkgirl? A: I didn't know you could use a Power Ring for that.... Q: Hey! Doesn't anybody knock around here? A: The mind is the sickest organ in the body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey! Doesn't anybody knock around here? A: The mind is the sickest organ in the body. Q: The virus went right to his brain? How can you tell? A: "Nice shot, you @%&*ing idiot! You blew our @$%&*ing brake lines out! AAAARGH!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: "Nice shot' date=' you @%&*ing idiot! You blew our @$%&*ing brake lines out! AAAARGH!!!" [/quote'] Q: Hey, Speed Racer, wanna see my new double action laser carbine? A: Nice body, but the IQ of a baked potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, Speed Racer, wanna see my new double action laser carbine? A: Nice body, but the IQ of a baked potato. Q: Can you give us your opinion of Mrs. Potato Head? A: I have a bag full of Green M&M's and I'm not afraid to use them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querysphinx Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you give us your opinion of Mrs. Potato Head? A: I have a bag full of Green M&M's and I'm not afraid to use them! Q: So it's just you and a room full of hypoglycemic supermodels? A: It's sort of like a milkshake, only not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's sort of like a milkshake' date=' only not really.[/quote'] Q: How do you like your glass of Primordial Ooze? A: Unfortunately, he evolved that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So it's just you and a room full of hypoglycemic supermodels? A: It's sort of like a milkshake, only not really. Q: So you survived the Atomic Shimmy by jumping into the jello pit at Wrestling World! How did it feel? A: I'm of the opinion that overgrown balloons should be shot with rocket launchers. Immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm of the opinion that overgrown balloons should be shot with rocket launchers. Immediately. Q: Come on! What did Snoopy ever do to you? A: Unfortunately, he evolved that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Come on! What did Snoopy ever do to you? A: Unfortunately, he evolved that way. Q: Two heads, a prehensile ummm.... yeah, one of those... four arms and all this because the women are hiding in the trees? A: No seriously... $2000 for the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Two heads, a prehensile ummm.... yeah, one of those... four arms and all this because the women are hiding in the trees? A: No seriously... $2000 for the weekend. Q: You're getting married in Vegas? What's that cost, like, five grand? Minimum? A: Because Yetis make great pets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Two heads, a prehensile ummm.... yeah, one of those... four arms and all this because the women are hiding in the trees? A: No seriously... $2000 for the weekend. Q: Look, this isn't a fake, I really am a nun... A: I don't think the crocodile has heard of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because Yetis make great pets. Q: Why is your Great Dane dressed up like a bleached Wookie? A: I don't think the crocodile has heard of you. Q: Can I get an audience with His Royal Reptilian Highness, Croc the First? A: That's not what I meant. Get your mind out of the gutter, you pervert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is your Great Dane dressed up like a bleached Wookie? Q: Can I get an audience with His Royal Reptilian Highness, Croc the First? A: That's not what I meant. Get your mind out of the gutter, you pervert! Q: Which end of the Palindromedary did you intend on kissing again? A: Because they're the best team ever, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because they're the best team ever' date=' of course.[/quote'] Q: How on earth did the Power Rangers get another movie?! A: Oh, you meant those guys.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How on earth did the Power Rangers get another movie?! A: Oh, you meant those guys.... Q: When I said "give those guys a raise," after my daughter's recital, why is it that the Legion of Doom is now on my payroll, and I'm getting angry letters from an unpaid band? A: Hey, you said "hit 'em with everything!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hey, you said "hit 'em with everything!" Q: Why did you just throw a kitchen sink at the villains? A: Sometimes you just have to say yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sometimes you just have to say yes. Q: Okay, so you've got Genesis, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Pink Floyd, King Crimson, and Rush. Are we missing anyone? A: Frick on a stick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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