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A: I'm going to feed you to my cyber-piranha.

 

Q: Cower in fear, ControlsAnimalsMan! I am Roboto the Indigestible! Your hyenas have broken their teeth on me, your lions have lost their claws, even your sharks with frikin' lazers cannot eat me! You shall surrender! You have no animals that can harm me!

 

 

 

 

 

A: Pre-empted. Again. It's getting tiresome, let me tell you.

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Q: Cower in fear, ControlsAnimalsMan! I am Roboto the Indigestible! Your hyenas have broken their teeth on me, your lions have lost their claws, even your sharks with frikin' lazers cannot eat me! You shall surrender! You have no animals that can harm me!

 

 

 

 

 

A: Pre-empted. Again. It's getting tiresome, let me tell you.

 

 

Q: What's wrong, Procrastination Man? Didn't catch the villain?

 

A: I have been toasted.

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Q: Dude, you're burned on both sides and covered with some unspeakable greasy s**t. WTF happened?

 

A: I have my porcupine. I have my eggbeater. Let's go kick a**.

 

Q: So, now that we've broken you out of Dr. Demento's lab, have the drugs he dosed you with worn off?

 

A: I can hold the vampires off as long as necessary; me and my bag of Funyuns.

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Q: So, now that we've broken you out of Dr. Demento's lab, have the drugs he dosed you with worn off?

 

A: I can hold the vampires off as long as necessary; me and my bag of Funyuns.

 

 

Q: I'll go if you want, but first, are you sure you got their weaknesses down pat?

 

A: I'll have you know, this mace has been with me for twenty years!

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A: "Nice shot' date=' you @%&*ing idiot! You blew our @$%&*ing brake lines out! AAAARGH!!!" [/quote']

 

Q: Hey, Speed Racer, wanna see my new double action laser carbine?

 

A: Nice body, but the IQ of a baked potato.

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Q: So it's just you and a room full of hypoglycemic supermodels?

 

A: It's sort of like a milkshake, only not really.

 

Q: So you survived the Atomic Shimmy by jumping into the jello pit at Wrestling World! How did it feel?

 

A: I'm of the opinion that overgrown balloons should be shot with rocket launchers. Immediately.

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Q: Two heads, a prehensile ummm.... yeah, one of those... four arms and all this because the women are hiding in the trees?

 

A: No seriously... $2000 for the weekend.

 

Q: You're getting married in Vegas? What's that cost, like, five grand? Minimum?

 

A: Because Yetis make great pets.

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Q: Two heads, a prehensile ummm.... yeah, one of those... four arms and all this because the women are hiding in the trees?

 

A: No seriously... $2000 for the weekend.

 

 

Q: Look, this isn't a fake, I really am a nun...

 

A: I don't think the crocodile has heard of you.

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A: Because Yetis make great pets.

 

Q: Why is your Great Dane dressed up like a bleached Wookie?

 

A: I don't think the crocodile has heard of you.

 

Q: Can I get an audience with His Royal Reptilian Highness, Croc the First?

 

A: That's not what I meant. Get your mind out of the gutter, you pervert!

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Q: Why is your Great Dane dressed up like a bleached Wookie?

 

 

 

Q: Can I get an audience with His Royal Reptilian Highness, Croc the First?

 

A: That's not what I meant. Get your mind out of the gutter, you pervert!

 

Q: Which end of the Palindromedary did you intend on kissing again?

 

A: Because they're the best team ever, of course.

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Q: How on earth did the Power Rangers get another movie?!

 

A: Oh, you meant those guys....

 

Q: When I said "give those guys a raise," after my daughter's recital, why is it that the Legion of Doom is now on my payroll, and I'm getting angry letters from an unpaid band?

 

A: Hey, you said "hit 'em with everything!"

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