Sundog Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions My post is ignored; I is depressed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A better name would be the 'USS Sexpot." Q: So, Enterprise is going to be like regular Star Trek, but with more skin? A: And that is how the duck ended up there. Q: Is that really a duck cannon you have aimed at the White House roof? A: Halfway between Walla Walla, Washington and Slick Rock, Colorado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Halfway between Walla Walla' date=' Washington and Slick Rock, Colorado.[/quote'] Q: Where the heck did you hide my glasses? A: The way she sees and the way he looks, it's a perfect match! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TygerLily Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The way she sees and the way he looks' date=' it's a perfect match![/quote'] Q: Them too together? You have got to be kidding, right? A: A little to the left and then straight in the opposite direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A little to the left and then straight in the opposite direction. Q: How do you get to Sean Hannity's political persuasion? A: 'Snug as a bug in a rug', or maybe 'Smug as a thug on a drug'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: 'Snug as a bug in a rug'' date=' or maybe 'Smug as a thug on a drug'.[/quote'] Q: What did Baggins and Company sing on the way back from Lonely Mountain? A: It goes to the faeries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It goes to the faeries. Q: OK, the crown goes to the dwarves. Where does the ugly mask go? A: Leperchauns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who gets the gold coins again? A: That Selkie mob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who gets the gold coins again? A: That Selkie mob Q: Sarge, who are we gonna blame about this rash of cruise ship extortions? A: Kentucky Fried Red Cap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I dunno... we always go out for Taco Sidhe. What other options do we have? A: Two pairs black slacks, but only one monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querysphinx Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two pairs black slacks, but only one monkey. Q: What's this you've claimed as a business expense on your voucher? A: Five thousand square feet of pink aluminum siding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's this you've claimed as a business expense on your voucher? A: Five thousand square feet of pink aluminum siding. Q: What is the least useful thing you own? A: There must be a story to that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: There must be a story to that... Q: That apartment building used to be six stories tall, but now it's seven stories tall! What happened? A: I don't know, I'm not an epidemiologist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know' date=' I'm not an epidemiologist![/quote'] Q: What's causing this rash of strange questions? A: Unless it's Foxbat's fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Unless it's Foxbat's fault. Q: Did Mister Moose cause it to rain ping-pong balls again? A: And once more the gerbils are attacking Manhattan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And once more the gerbils are attacking Manhattan. Q: The hamsters still control Tokyo, the mice have reconquered London, the voles are taking over Moskva, the jerboa have Cuidad Mexico under siege, the shrews are still holding out in Mumbai, the rats have started infiltrating Rio de Janeiro... A: Not all rodents are involved, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The hamsters still control Tokyo, the mice have reconquered London, the voles are taking over Moskva, the jerboa have Cuidad Mexico under siege, the shrews are still holding out in Mumbai, the rats have started infiltrating Rio de Janeiro... A: Not all rodents are involved, though. Q: Did you hear the latest news on the Presidential Race? A: No, that was NOT too cynical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: i'm nervous about the upcoming election; do you think it'll give rodents a bad name? A: Yes, but I only had two bottles and one was half empty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions jinx, you owe me a beer (different phrasing, same joke). Q: Oh, c'mon, you don't think that saying "If Thia wrote anything truly original it would shock him so much he'd have a heart attack" wasn't a touch on the cynical side? A: Yes, but I only had two bottles, and one was half empty (as above). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions jinx, you owe me a beer (different phrasing, same joke). Q: Oh, c'mon, you don't think that saying "If Thia wrote anything truly original it would shock him so much he'd have a heart attack" wasn't a touch on the cynical side? A: Yes, but I only had two bottles, and one was half empty (as above). Cool, if you ever wind up in Perth look me up! Beers on me! Q: Wouldn't letting him have a drink've been easier than dropping him off a bridge? A: I am the anti-Buddha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am the anti-Buddha. Q: Right, I got that your new name is Sid Heartless, but what did you say your "title" is? A: With azaleas, if possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Right, I got that your new name is Sid Heartless, but what did you say your "title" is? A: With azaleas, if possible. Q: So, Doctor Destroyer, how do you want your funeral arranged? A: No. Not even a temperate hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Doctor Destroyer, how do you want your funeral arranged? A: No. Not even a temperate hell. Q: Would you sell you soul to Hell for a bottle of Ol' Scratch Beer? A: He ate the monster from Cloverfield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He ate the monster from Cloverfield. Q: How do you know Death Tribble is Hungry? A: Clothing in name only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Clothing in name only. Q: So, what would you call that 'birthday present' Death Tribble got for Gillian? A: A cast iron skillet, or a beer stein full of shards of glass. You decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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