Cancer Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not with a cell phone' date=' the internet and unlimited minutes.[/quote'] Q: We want to you to revise Green Eggs and Ham and bring it up to date. Got any suggested new lines? A: It's for her forty-third annual 29th birthday party! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's for her forty-third annual 29th birthday party! Q: It's your grandmother's birthday? A: He is in possession of a gnu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It's your grandmother's birthday? A: He is in possession of a gnu. Q: How do you know when an armed robber is dyslexic? A: Badger badger badger badger mushroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Badger badger badger badger mushroom. Q: Snake! Where's the snake? Where's the snake? With the.... A: Only in Kenya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only in Kenya! Q: I thought that I was in America. Why is there a black running for President? A: The Silver Surfer was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Silver Surfer was here. Q: Why is there tarnish remover mixed in with this surf wax? A: You could have waited until Saturday, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You could have waited until Saturday' date=' you know.[/quote'] Q: MOMMY! DADDY! LET'S WATCH CARTOONS! Who wants Cocoa Bombs? A: Good. All the more for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Good. All the more for me. Q: You don't get nothing! A: I think so, but I have no idea where we're going to find an Italian silk suit for a spider monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You don't get nothing! A: I think so, but I have no idea where we're going to find an Italian silk suit for a spider monkey. Q: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky? A: If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you go to Z'ha'dum' date=' you will die.[/quote'] Q: What's the worst vacation advice ever in the history of sentient beings? A: I don't know. Nobody knows. It's one of those mysteries of the universe that you're not supposed to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know. Nobody knows. It's one of those mysteries of the universe that you're not supposed to know. Q: Why does the Fufu bird lay its eggs in the air? A: This many beans make five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This many beans make five. Q: After eating that bowl of beans, are we going to have you farting all night? A: Sheena Easton would know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sheena Easton would know. Q: Is it ever a good idea to let Prince produce your album? A: I think so, but wouldn't that give her a serious problem with gravity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think so, but wouldn't that give her a serious problem with gravity? Q: Did she just fill her boobs with Helium? A: follow the bouncing boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did she just fill her boobs with Helium? A: follow the bouncing boobs. Q: How do you find Dolly Parton's secret hideout? A: I'm gonna smack you down so hard your feet are gonna visit China! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TygerLily Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you find Dolly Parton's secret hideout? A: I'm gonna smack you down so hard your feet are gonna visit China! Q: You seriously think you can handle some of this? A: Wow, so the sky really is blue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wow' date=' so the sky really is blue![/quote'] Q: That spectrographic analysis took fifteen weeks and cost $3 million in taxpayer money. So what did you finally determine? A: Pickles are irrelevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pickles are irrelevant. Q: We now have the bread, mayo, bologna, pickles, onions, lettuce, mustard, and cheese. Is there anything else? A: Doomsday was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We now have the bread, mayo, bologna, pickles, onions, lettuce, mustard, and cheese. Is there anything else? A: Doomsday was here. Q: How did you make the determination that our universe is the result of bad writing and inane sensationalism? A: Two-gun Hojo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two-gun Hojo. Q: Where do you not to get fried clams at? A: It has a purple roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where do you not to get fried clams at? A: It has a purple roof. Q: How will I recognize the local brothel? A: A better name would be the 'USS Sexpot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TygerLily Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It has a purple roof. Q: How will you know which house is Basil's? A: The lock was broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The lock was broken. Q: How did you know that Joxer was here? A: The Sandman was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TygerLily Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Sandman was here. Q: Why do my eyes feel like sandpaper? A: Boredom is an interesting motivator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do my eyes feel like sandpaper? A: Boredom is an interesting motivator. Q: Glad you posted on my thread, inspired you did it? A: And that is how the duck ended up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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