Michael Hopcroft Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The next guest will be Mechanon. Q: "Johnny Olson, who's the next contestant on You Conquer the World?" A: OK, you were right. Now put down the dynamite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: OK' date=' you were right. Now put down the dynamite.[/quote'] Q - Now do you believer that I can capture the Road Runner? A - I think I'm gonna be sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I think I'm gonna be sick. Q: Oh, I'm sorry. You were supposed to be immunized against the plague! I got the silly vials mixed up again! How are you doing? A: Some things are best left undisturbed, and I believe this is one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some things are best left undisturbed' date=' and I believe this is one of them.[/quote'] Q - Why is my ex-wife asleep in my bedroom, and what's she doing with a fireman's axe? A - All right, I'll admit that was funny. But don't do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Why is my ex-wife asleep in my bedroom, and what's she doing with a fireman's axe? A - All right, I'll admit that was funny. But don't do it again. Q: Look! A planet! Let's blow it up! A: Of all the bars I could walk into, why was this one Neutronium? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of all the bars I could walk into' date=' why was this one Neutronium?[/quote'] Q - That's the biggest lump I've ever seen on anyone's head! How'd that happen? A - My advice would be to grind it up and bury it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - That's the biggest lump I've ever seen on anyone's head! How'd that happen? A - My advice would be to grind it up and bury it. Q: Your DemiMooreBot is starting to do "strippers' bumps" again. A: Those are shoulderpips. Not poops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Those are shoulderpips. Not poops. Q: Dear lord ! What was the bird eating when it defacated on your uniform ? Nice aim and symnetry though. A: I wanted to see what you'd do and you didn't disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wanted to see what you'd do and you didn't disappoint. Q - Why did you put psychedelics in my coffee?! A - It's not the worst way to start one's morning, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's not the worst way to start one's morning' date=' I suppose.[/quote'] Q: You threw up on the managing director, groped his secretary and punched out your boss. Have you anything to say in your defence ? A: Those Mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Those Mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were. Q: Dr. Banner, Have you heard from the mob boss? A: When the Hulk gropes . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: When the Hulk gropes . . . Q: What alleged adult motion picture caused the Ghost of Kirby to come back, ally with Stan Lee and take the compnay responsible down ? A: I'm not. No, I'm not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What alleged adult motion picture caused the Ghost of Kirby to come back, ally with Stan Lee and take the compnay responsible down ? A: I'm not. No, I'm not. Q: Why do you keep repeating yourself? A: Veni, Vedi, Veci. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Veni' date=' Vedi, Veci.[/quote'] Q: What are the name of the three dwarves in the original Latin version of Snow White ? A: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. Q - You're an anarchist? Why? A - Eat breakfast first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Eat breakfast first. Q: What was the rallying cry of the poor starved masses when the immigration officials asked them for ID on Ellis Island ? A: You know I just do things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You know I just do things Q - It's called "thinking ahead". Heard of it? A - It looks better than you'd expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - It looks better than you'd expect. Q: How are my hemmorhoids ? A: All you care about is money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How are my hemmorhoids ? A: All you care about is money Q: Yes! I just won Fifty-Billion Dollars! I'm gonna get it all in coin and swim in it like Scrooge McDuck...What? Why are you looking at me like that? A: Big damn heroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Big damn heroes. Q: Giant Man and the Amazing 50' woman just saved us from damnation. What does that make them? A: Not on a bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not on a bet. Q: Hey do you think the NSA will shoot us if we pee on GWB from here ? A: Tell them your name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey do you think the NSA will shoot us if we pee on GWB from here ? A: Tell them your name Q: How do Dfgevgeqwbvrgwrgfwefegtrbherverbtbnwrcfwebethergveqvfwrgrgwerfqevwerbherfwrvfew win 'The Ultimate Confusion Contest'? A: The phone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The phone! Q: You stuffed what in your pants? And where is that buzzing noise coming from? A: Of course I went there. I have an unlimited trip pass. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of course I went there. I have an unlimited trip pass. Q: Was that you in the LSD research center? A: It's a dog! It's a cat! It's a dog AND a cat in one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a dog! It's a cat! It's a dog AND a cat in one! Q: You just got a dat. So what is that? A: Blarney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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