Narf the Mouse Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean, 'Irish Barney'? A: Yes, actually, I will have fries with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes' date=' actually, I will have fries with that.[/quote'] Q: OK, that's one Deathburger to go, and do you want Resurrection Fries with it? A: Yes, I do have a thirteen-year-old inside me waiting to get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, that's one Deathburger to go, and do you want Resurrection Fries with it? A: Yes, I do have a thirteen-year-old inside me waiting to get out. Q: So, let me get this straight, you ate a teenager whole? A: In a jar on my desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: In a jar on my desk. Q: So, Mayor Mayor, where do you keep the pickles? A: That Ball is GONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Mayor Mayor, where do you keep the pickles? A: That Ball is GONE! Q: Whatever happened to the 'Horray, Extinction Event' Ball? A: But only on Thursdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: But only on Thursdays. Q: Doesn't that always happen the day before Friday? A: Um... no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Um... no. Q: Would you like it if I sucked out all of your internal organs through a straw and then took some Polaroids? A: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: If we took the bones out' date=' it wouldn't be crunchy.[/quote'] Q - So the crunchy frog is NOT boneless? A - Always look on the bright side of life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - So the crunchy frog is NOT boneless? A - Always look on the bright side of life! Q: Why are you always wearing shades? A: Here's your pet rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here's your pet rock. Q - Did you get me a nice, cuddly chunk of anthracite like I asked? A - They hopped into a stolen car, took highway 99. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Did you get me a nice, cuddly chunk of anthracite like I asked? A - They hopped into a stolen car, took highway 99. Q- Where did the T-Rex and Velociraptors go? A: Don't draw fire, it annoys the people around you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Did you get me a nice, cuddly chunk of anthracite like I asked? A - They hopped into a stolen car, took highway 99. Q: Where'd the thirty clowns go, after robbing the costume store? A: Don't worry. Nobody was permanently maimed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't draw fire' date=' it annoys the people around you.[/quote'] Q - What is Sergeant Zim's First Law, cadet? A - Don't shoot me, it was like that when I got here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't worry. Nobody was permanently maimed. Q: What do you mean you re-created the great feasts of Caligula? A - Don't shoot me' date=' it was like that when I got here.[/quote'] Q: Who put chocolate in my peanut butter?!?! A: Don't bother with sutures. Just put in a zipper. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean you re-created the great feasts of Caligula? Q: Who put chocolate in my peanut butter?!?! A: Don't bother with sutures. Just put in a zipper. Doc Q: Any suggestions for operating on The Human Pincushion? A: You're in Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're in Texas. Q: What notice causes almost all Americans to scream in fear and desperation yet is welcomed by most Mexicans who see it ? A: You know I'll settle for his loved ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You know I'll settle for his loved ones Q: Your evilness, the enemy escaped, but we have captured his entire court! Would you like to dine on the entrails of his generals? A: I wouldn't call that cooked. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wouldn't call that cooked. Q: Did you hear what he said when he sent the sushi back ? A: Batman has no jurisdiction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Batman has no jurisdiction Q - Central City Bank has just been robbed! Quick, activate the Bat Signal! A - If you'll excuse me, I have to go to the loo now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - If you'll excuse me' date=' I have to go to the loo now.[/quote'] Q: The Secret Society of Supervillains is attacking ! What do we do first Superman ? A: You had plans and look where that got you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The Secret Society of Supervillains is attacking ! What do we do first Superman ? A: You had plans and look where that got you. Q: "Look at it! Just look at it! I almost conquered the world! The world!" A: ...And their dog, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Look at it! Just look at it! I almost conquered the world! The world!" A: ...And their dog, too. Q: What?! A Shoggoth just ate our neighbors?! A: At last, a Nirvana even Courtney Love can't possibly ruin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: At last' date=' a Nirvana even Courtney Love can't possibly ruin...[/quote'] Q: Did you say that Donald Trump is now with Courtney Love? A: The impatient rewarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The impatient rewarded. Q: What is the little-known axiom to "The meek shall inherit the Earth"? A: Falls beyond the scope of the accepted range of sanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Falls beyond the scope of the accepted range of sanity. Q: Where did Enforcer84 fall on the mental health profile ? A: I just did what I do best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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