Michael Hopcroft Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: What do you mean' date=' "Conan's gone coocoo?"[/quote'] Q: The only sponsor on his show is Cocoa Puffs? A: He is a criminal so diabolically clever that he has never been suspected of anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: He is a criminal so diabolically clever that he has never been suspected of anything! Q: What is The Penguin's ultimate fantasy? A: They don't catch the smart ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: They don't catch the smart ones. Q - Why haven't fishermen wiped out trout by now? A - We had our last supper the day of the beaching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - We had our last supper the day of the beaching. Q: So you're the last survivor of the island on the back of the whale? A: If you are in any doubt as to what I meant, there's an English to English dictionary on the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you are in any doubt as to what I meant' date=' there's an English to English dictionary on the table.[/quote'] Q: So how do you say "life and death situation" in british? A: This calls for the Gypsies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: This calls for the Gypsies. Q: For this story, we need a minority group no one knows anything about we can stereotype negatively without fear of reprisals. Any ideas? A: Fuzion, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fuzion' date=' of course.[/quote'] Q: Is there really a game system more despised than Marvel Universe? A: Normally I don't mind diceless systems, but this is definitely the wrong genre to use one in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Normally I don't mind diceless systems' date=' but this is definitely the wrong genre to use one in.[/quote'] Q: I'm adopting the Amber system to a campaign I have where the PCs are all gamblers in a casino... A: If you can't do something smart, do something right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you can't do something smart' date=' do something right.[/quote'] Q: What is Rush Limbaugh's motto? A: No, you can't buy the Rams. But I might interest you in the Washington Generals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' you can't buy the Rams. But I might interest you in the Washington Generals.[/quote'] Q: Are the Cleveland Rams for sale? A: No, but the Mukilteo Fairies are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' but the Mukilteo Fairies are.[/quote'] Q: Are Bellevue Brownies in season? I just got my permit. A: It turns out there was a reason. Cows were out of season, and one of the hunters wasn't insured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It turns out there was a reason. Cows were out of season' date=' and one of the hunters wasn't insured.[/quote'] Q: What could the defense be for having beef at this time in India of all places? A: Doing the Centuri Jump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Doing the Centuri Jump. Q: OK, here at the Pan Galactic Disco, where can I find that fugitive Earthling on the lam from the Interstellar Patrol? A: Don't get the Mantis Lady mad at you. She'll bite your head off. Without having sex with you first, even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't get the Mantis Lady mad at you. She'll bite your head off. Without having sex with you first' date=' even.[/quote'] Q: How bad can she be? A: Tying the knot. Literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tying the knot. Literally. Q - Gordias is STILL busy? What on Earth could he possibly be doing? A - There's always a boom tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - There's always a boom tomorrow. Q: You say I shouldn't be upset about the bust today. Why? A: Somehow I don't think your adamantium-link chainsaw is going to perform quite as effectively as you expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Somehow I don't think your adamantium-link chainsaw is going to perform quite as effectively as you expect. A - Wanna see me slice through a piece of foot-thick Questonite? Q - Nobody wants to see that. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Nobody wants to see that. Ever. Q: Old nun porn?? A: I'll be back on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll be back on Sunday. Q: How was your visit to the Temple of Aphrodite and the handmaidens therein? (Well, maybe handmaidens may not be the proper term....) A: There really is too much sax and violins on television these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How was your visit to the Temple of Aphrodite and the handmaidens therein? (Well' date=' maybe hand[i']maidens[/i] may not be the proper term....) A: There really is too much sax and violins on television these days. Q: How long as it been since any music included the venerable triangle? A: And that's why we're not here to sack Rome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's why we're not here to sack Rome. Q: So, Visigoth horde, do you really expect us to believe you're just tourists? A: With double miles, we earned our getaway to the Infernal City of Dis even faster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Visigoth horde, do you really expect us to believe you're just tourists? A: With double miles, we earned our getaway to the Infernal City of Dis even faster! Q: "Hellcard, play now, pay later???" A: Just one, but you're not getting it back. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just one' date=' but you're not getting it back. Probably.[/quote'] Q: I have just discovered the secret access to your base that allowed me take it over. Are you wondering if there are any more? A: The giant pigmy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The giant pigmy. Q: Who's that guy of something approaching normal size? A: I think you need to have a private consultation with Doctors Smith and Wesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think you need to have a private consultation with Doctors Smith and Wesson. Q: Why am I going to see an oil baron and his unamed assistant? A: Here is my aide - he has an "H" on his forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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