Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can keep your lesser evil' date=' I want None Of The Above.[/quote'] Q: The race is between Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, Dagon and Ken Phelps. I know how I'm voting, what about you? A: They laughed at Galileo! They laughed at Einstein! They laughed at Hawking! Now they'll laugh at me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: They laughed at Galileo! They laughed at Einstein! They laughed at Hawking! Now they'll laugh at me! Q: What's the point of doing a gig at the Epic Geekitude Stand-up Comedy Theatre? A: Hey, it's not as specialized as the Southeast Wheeler County Clinic for Garden Accidents With Chainsaws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hey' date=' it's not as specialized as the Southeast Wheeler County Clinic for Garden Accidents With Chainsaws.[/quote'] Q: You really want to go to work for the Toenail Center of Phoenix? A: Why yes, I did get my PhD from the University of Phoenix. Why do you ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Why yes' date=' I did get my PhD from the University of Phoenix. Why do you ask?[/quote'] Q: Where did you get this degree for fire-breathing and immortality? A: We are from Brain-Picker, Inc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: We are from Brain-Picker' date=' Inc.[/quote'] Q - When you said that your co-workers were a bunch of zombies, how was I supposed to know that you were speaking literally? A - At this rate, I'll be long dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - At this rate' date=' I'll be long dead.[/quote'] Q: At $3 per breath, you are WAY behind on your Air Bill, mister! When are you gonna pay up? A: I'm useless, but not for long. The future is coming on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm useless' date=' but not for long. The future is coming on![/quote'] Q - Is that a 2013 calendar T-shirt you're wearing? A - I don't think so, Tim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - I don't think so' date=' Tim.[/quote'] Q: Do you think that Benalish Heroine likes me? A: You shouldn't be so eager to stake your life on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: You shouldn't be so eager to stake your life on that. Q: Do you think that vampire likes me? A: Eternity's Lemonade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Eternity's Lemonade. Q - What's the only thing that could slake Tantalus' thirst? A - That's a terrible, terrible idea. I'll bet we could sell millions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's a terrible' date=' terrible idea. I'll bet we could sell millions.[/quote'] Q: Why don't we sell vampire's blood as an immortality/weight loss elixir? A: But still valuable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: But still valuable. Q: This solid gold chamberpot is, well, gross, isn't it? A: Archeologists ten thousand years from now will dig this up and laugh their heads off at our folly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Archeologists ten thousand years from now will dig this up and laugh their heads off at our folly. Q: Why are there all these things known as "computers" said to be taking over the world? A: The pit of pointlessness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The pit of pointlessness. Q - What's with all this debate over Obamacare? A - Too old to care anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Too old to care anymore. Q: Mommy! Billy's hogging the Xbox again! Are you listening, Mommy? Is something wrong with you? A: I imagine you're wondering why I called you all together this evening. Well, so am I. I'm hoping somebody can tell me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I imagine you're wondering why I called you all together this evening. Well' date=' so am I. I'm hoping somebody can tell me.[/quote'] Q: How do you tell when Colombo has finally gotten too old to do his job? A: All part of the plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: All part of the plan. Q - What did Foxbat say when the puffins showed up carrying cans of Silly String? A - No, I'm pretty sure I didn't order that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - No' date=' I'm pretty sure I didn't order that.[/quote'] Q: Did anyone order a Death Star? A: TARDIS calling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: TARDIS calling. Q: Why is this ringing? It isn't even a real phone! How can it be ringing? A: No, I'm not your Mommy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I'm not your Mommy.[/quote'] Q: Why are you such a "mother"? A: That wasn't the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: That wasn't the question. Q: 2A or not 2A? A: I'm looking for a seven-letter word that's a synonym for "Antidisestablishmentarian", but I don't think it exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm looking for a seven-letter word that's a synonym for "Antidisestablishmentarian"' date=' but I don't think it exists.[/quote'] Q: Why are you pulling out your hair over your new crossword puzzle? A: I don't think anyone has ever said that before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think anyone has ever said that before. Q: Should I tell Lord Vader that his idea is a terrible idea? A: Blacklight and cheese whiz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Blacklight and cheese whiz Q: What does Lord Vader have in mind for the Emperor's birthday party? A: I'm rather enjoying this 101° heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm rather enjoying this 101° heat. Q: What does the Abominable Snowman never say? A: The sooner you get into the penguin suit, the sooner we can be out of here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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