Klytus Posted June 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Farewell to knees and berries! Q: What happens when you walk into a swarm of hungry kobolds while carrying a fruit basket? A: Sacred Gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jujitsuguy Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What would be good for Nancy Pelosi? A: ButtMonkeys, Jim Carey, Mean Latin Gang, but not Morgan Freeman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sacred Gold. Q - What's the best thing to use to make sacred cows? A - I'd rather be rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'd rather be rich. Q: Do you want to donate your invention, the Food-Out-of-Thin-Air Machine, to the benefit of all Mankind? A: Give a man a fish and you feed him today. Teach a man to fish and you foul up the marine ecosystem for centuries to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Give a man a fish and you feed him today. Teach a man to fish and you foul up the marine ecosystem for centuries to come. Q: What was the greatest mistake that Christ ever made? A: This position is antimatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: This position is antimatter. Q: The general said to hold this ridge, so why have all the troops we sent to it suddenly self-annihilated? A: When the Sergeant asks you if you want to live forever, the proper answer is YES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: When the Sergeant asks you if you want to live forever' date=' the proper answer is [b']YES![/b] Q: What's the first rule in the evil necromancer's army? A: The crystal cathedral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The crystal cathedral. Q: What do the junkies call the abandoned church where the dealers sell crystal meth from? A: Two letters away from "Bozzo". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two letters away from "Bozzo". Q: What do you need to take to spell "Boo"? A: Given that you are, in fact, a giant chicken, I do not see a very good reason to accept your advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Given that you are' date=' in fact, a giant chicken, I do not see a very good reason to accept your advice.[/quote'] Q: Why was Col. Sanders kicked out of the U.S. military? A: Generation Death Star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Generation Death Star Q: What's the medal they give to the children of death heavy metal rockers if they survive growing up with their hearing and brains intact? A: It's less exciting than it sounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's less exciting than it sounds. Q: How was the Grass Racing Championship yesterday? A: The sun's not yellow -- it's chicken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's less exciting than it sounds. Q - So, how was Parih's latest chemistry lecture? A - It would make more sense if everyone involved were actually animated characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - It would make more sense if everyone involved were actually animated characters. Q: How did that demonstration of carton-physics vs. real-world-physics go? A: Not enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not enough. Q: How much Fettuccine Alfredo is on your plate, anyway? A: It is a serious insult to the concept of Macaroni and Cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It is a serious insult to the concept of Macaroni and Cheese. Q: I cuts up some Velveeta, and I dumps in a handful of dry pasta, and I stirs it all together inna bowl, and I eats it. Kinda crunchy and gummy at the same time. Sorta like garden beetles, but saltier and I don't haveta grab so fast to get lunch. You wanna try it? A: In this context, "chips" does NOT mean dried dung. Or at least it wasn't intended to at first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: In this context' date=' "chips" does NOT mean dried dung. Or at least it wasn't intended to at first.[/quote'] Q - It's just potato chips, seasoned with hot sauce and bleu cheese flavoring. You know, Buffalo chips. Why isn't anyone buying them? A - That was now, this is then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - That was now' date=' this is then.[/quote'] Q: And you said Time Travel was impossible! Who's laughing now, Professor Long? A: I'll have the Crow a l'Orange. For here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll have the Crow a l'Orange. For here. Q - And you said Time Travel was impossible! Who's laughing now, Professor Long? A - it's not as well-known as getting involved in a land war in Asia or going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line, but it's still a pretty substantial blunder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - it's not as well-known as getting involved in a land war in Asia or going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line' date=' but it's still a pretty substantial blunder.[/quote'] Q: OK, OK. I did tug on Superman's cape. Why do you ask? A: The Mother of all Mondays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 12, 2012 Report Share Posted June 12, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Mother of all Mondays. Q: What do you call your first day on the job when you're in charge of revising the calendar? A: It's still better than the Mother-in-law of all Mondays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's still better than the Mother-in-law of all Mondays. Q: Your boss sent you home to shower, for the third time in the day? What kind of day is that? A: And if the approval of Pinkie Pie and Foxbat were that important to me I would not have written that fanfic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: And if the approval of Pinkie Pie and Foxbat were that important to me I would not have written that fanfic. Q: So what is this new Cult of the PieBat that you are running? A: Shock Treatment and Acupuncture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Shock Treatment and Acupuncture Q: How do you want to cure me of being a Democrat? A: I'm afraid your son suffers from a Heroine Addiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted June 13, 2012 Report Share Posted June 13, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you want to cure me of being a Democrat? A: I'm afraid your son suffers from a Heroine Addiction. Q: Doc, Junior just got in trouble for walking up to and licking Wonder Woman and Black Cannery, what's wrong with him? A: You can keep your lesser evil, I want None Of The Above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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