Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here is my aide - he has an "H" on his forehead. Q: We're out of real soldiers, General. Is there an alternative? A: Next time, baby, I'll be bulletproof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Next time' date=' baby, I'll be bulletproof.[/quote'] Q - Have you decided whether to wear lingerie or body armor on your blind date? A - I prefer the Thompson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - I prefer the Thompson. Q: Shall we use the pistols or the sub-machine guns? A: She's a delicate effin' flower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's a delicate effin' flower. Q: What do you mean I can't punch Poison Ivy? A: He is especially skilled at separating political figures from their money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: He is especially skilled at separating political figures from their money. Q: What is another name for the IRS? A: Scones in Alaska. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Scones in Alaska. Q - Name something Pariah would like to enjoy once the weather gets too friggin' hot here in a month or two. A - French toast during the Renaissance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - French toast during the Renaissance. Q: Name the breakfast of time travelers. A: He thought he was the King of America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: He thought he was the King of America. Q: Why did you think that guy was crazy? A: That made more sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: That made more sense. Q: Why did you choose to believe that human being evolved from chickens instead of believing that they were created whole by demonic chiropractors? A: The Bird Flu is about to claim another victim, so get out the feather removal kit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you choose to believe that human being evolved from chickens instead of believing that they were created whole by demonic chiropractors? A: The Bird Flu is about to claim another victim, so get out the feather removal kit! Q: You say you're Harvvard-educated? A: And that's how I learned to disarm bombs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's how I learned to disarm bombs. Q: Didn't you used to have hands? A: It's now safe to turn off your computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's now safe to turn off your computer. Q: There is a message from a John.Connor. What does it say? A: The Time Lord Council. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Time Lord Council. Q: The Time Lord Council has fallen, and temporal recursion is running amok! Who oversees the Time Lord Council? A: It's worse than we thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The Time Lord Council has fallen, and temporal recursion is running amok! Who oversees the Time Lord Council? A: It's worse than we thought. Q: They have a Llama! A: Wrap factor 5, Mr. Sulu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wrap factor 5' date=' Mr. Sulu![/quote'] Q: Captain, we've got to get these packages to the Romulan Neutral Zone immediately. What is your suggestion? A: To boldly eat what no man has eaten before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Captain, we've got to get these packages to the Romulan Neutral Zone immediately. What is your suggestion? A: To boldly eat what no man has eaten before! Q: So why a restaurant for your new enterprise? A: And that's why King Kong is in the catapult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's why King Kong is in the catapult. Q: Who crossed bananas with Mexican jumping beans? A: Stonehenge for Planetary Resources Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Stonehenge for Planetary Resources Q: What will be left after the aliens extract all the mineral wealth of the Earth. A: Dihydrogen monoxide? You don't need to look far for it. It's everywhere! And why do you have to be so pretentious? Call it water like everybody else does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dihydrogen monoxide? You don't need to look far for it. It's everywhere! And why do you have to be so pretentious? Call it water like everybody else does! Q - How can I tell that it's going to be a long, long day in class? A - I'd like it twice as much were it half as long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions Q - How can I tell that it's going to be a long, long day in class? A - I'd like it twice as much were it half as long. Q: So, how do you like the lit stick of dynamite? A: A Kaboom-Shattering Earth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: A Kaboom-Shattering Earth? Q: So how were the evil Kaboomites prevented from enslaving the Galaxy? A: If it were only that simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: If it were only that simple. Q: We have twenty-seven different vectors of information to process through the Kamelion processor in order to retroencaublate the vesteemer's data-core output, then we ololfranz the flour and salt and Voila! Pan-dimenisonal Chocolate cake! A: And this is why creating an Infinite Pizza is a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: And this is why creating an Infinite Pizza is a bad idea. Q: First, we need to gather infinite ingredients... why are you looking at me like that? A: That would be even worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: That would be even worse. Q: You don't like my idea for a Guinness pizza? How about a Schlitz pizza instead? A: That's as silly as bourbon-flavored gin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's as silly as bourbon-flavored gin. Q: All new! All better! It's beer-flavored beer! Get some now! Don't you want beer-flavored beer? A: No, this isn't the NBA or NFL draft. Here's your rifle. Good luck, soldier. You'll need it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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