Marcus Impudite Posted December 13, 2003 Report Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q) You wanna know what myself and the missus got for christmas? You know already? Okay, what is it? A) Santa told me there were two naughty lists. Q) So what does ol' Saint Nick do the rest of the year? A) I'll have a Roman Coke please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 13, 2003 Report Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by Marcus Impudite Q) So what does ol' Saint Nick do the rest of the year? A) I'll have a Roman Coke please. Q: What wuokd you like to drink? We have a special on Roman cokes. A; Dead-Buffy-lands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Dead-Buffy-lands Q: Do you know the name of the new chain of theme parks for vampires? A: No, not if you insist on bringing that with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 A: No, not if you insist on bringing that with you. Q from Rachel to any poster here: Why don't you and I go and hit a few baseballs? (as she holds her bat...) A: My mummy can beat your zombie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q from Rachel to any poster here: Why don't you and I go and hit a few baseballs? (as she holds her bat...) A: My mummy can beat your zombie. Q: What did the preist of Set say to the Vodoo Preistess? A: Priss and her amazing boomers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Priss and her amazing boomers. Q: Who won the wet T-shirt contest, and why? A: I'd rather be eaten alive by maggots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Q. Hey ! All the members of Congress and the Senate are going to debate exactly what is wrong with America today. Want to take part ? A. No, that's what happens in the Hollywood version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble A. No, that's what happens in the Hollywood version. Q: Did Romeo and Juliet live happily ever after? A: A different place at a different time with a different duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 16, 2003 Report Share Posted December 16, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Did Romeo and Juliet live happily ever after? A: A different place at a different time with a different duck. Q: Was that you I saw at Wallyworld with a duck? A; from one retard to another-Fhhht! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 16, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A; from one retard to another-Fhhht! Q: What is the best insult Melvin can come up with? A: The dulcit tones of a cat yakking up in the hallway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2003 Report Share Posted December 16, 2003 Q. What sort of thing brings a tear to Black Harlequin's eye ? A. Now that's what happens to anyone who does the achy breaky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 16, 2003 Report Share Posted December 16, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble A. Now that's what happens to anyone who does the achy breaky. Q: Why!? Why, Too-Hip-For-the-Room Man? Why did you beat up those Bill Ray Cyrus fans? A: Geritol, she loves it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 16, 2003 Report Share Posted December 16, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: Geritol, she loves it. Q: Zornwil, what's you Mom's favorite drink? A: Nukes, god bless 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 16, 2003 Report Share Posted December 16, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Nukes, god bless 'em. Q: Condy, I heard we found some WMD, what, what, what!??? A: I'm going to tunnel right through your VPN, baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 Q: What did you tell the female VP to get yourself fired? A: Love can be fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Love can be fun. Q: Dear, why are you bringing the whipped cream, a whip and the shop vac into the bedroom? A: You silly, silly boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El Q: Dear, why are you bringing the whipped cream, a whip and the shop vac into the bedroom? A: You silly, silly boy. Q) So, Chad, what did your wife say when you wanted her to greet you with a hot meal and a hummer? You know, right before she kicked your gibblits in? A) For this I got a skill saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) For this I got a skill saw. Q: Honey, I know you used the screwdriver to fix the loose hinge, but what about fixing the toilet? A: The Incredible Hulk, Grond and a cute li'l bunny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El A: The Incredible Hulk, Grond and a cute li'l bunny. Q: What are three things that give you pink eye? A: PLEASEEEE? I've been really good this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Mightybec A: PLEASEEEE? I've been really good this year. Q: It's only been a year. You expect me to sleep with you so soon? A: It's only money, ya miser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El A: It's only money, ya miser. Q: Twenty dollars for Half and Half? You must be joking... A: It's not pretty, but it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Mightybec A: It's not pretty, but it works. Q: (Virgin bride to groom) What's that thing between your legs? A: Five gold rings, a partridge in a pear tree and the Grinch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El A: Five gold rings, a partridge in a pear tree and the Grinch. Q: Name three things in a proper pimp-mobile. A: I didn't think it could do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Mightybec A: I didn't think it could do that. Q: Did you see Rachel throw her bat, hit three guys and have it come back like a boomerang? A: Cream cheese, of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El A: Cream cheese, of course! Q: What did the doctor say your problem was, dear? A: It should work. It says so right in this diagram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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