Klytus Posted February 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. The sixth sick shiek's sixth sheep's sick. Q: What's the password? A: That was clue, you nimrod! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted February 9, 2004 Report Share Posted February 9, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What's the password? A: That was clue, you nimrod! Q: What do you mean there's no Prof. Plum in Monoploy? A: Chocobo de la Muerte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted February 9, 2004 Report Share Posted February 9, 2004 Originally posted by Spectrum A: Chocobo de la Muerte. Q: Who's the master villain in that new 'Final Fantasy' Champions adventure? A: Three toothpicks and a coupon for Starbuck's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 9, 2004 Report Share Posted February 9, 2004 Originally posted by Vanguard00 A: Three toothpicks and a coupon for Starbuck's. Q: So what was your part of the divorce settlement? A: I don't think we should bother him now. He's defusing the penguin. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2004 Originally posted by DocMan A: I don't think we should bother him now. He's defusing the penguin. Q: What line wad edited from the season finale of The Tick because it wasn;t surreal enough? A: Betty Boop, Betty Paige, and Betty Rubble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 10, 2004 Report Share Posted February 10, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What line wad edited from the season finale of The Tick because it wasn;t surreal enough? A: Betty Boop, Betty Paige, and Betty Rubble Q: What three women are a cartoon geek's wet dream come true? A; I fart in your general direction! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 10, 2004 Report Share Posted February 10, 2004 Q Sweetheart, please can you stop doing bad John Cleese impressions ? A. It is even worse when you do it with the President Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. It is even worse when you do it with the President Q: What is the Hokey-Pokey? A: A big fat red one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted February 10, 2004 Report Share Posted February 10, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus A: A big fat red one. Q: Dude, is that a pimple? A: "Crime: Identity Theft... Verdict: Guilty... Sentence: Death By Slow Torture." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2004 Originally posted by Marcus Impudite A: "Crime: Identity Theft... Verdict: Guilty... Sentence: Death By Slow Torture." Q: In a perfect world, how does Bill Gates meet his end? A: Thanks to the badgers, I'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 10, 2004 Report Share Posted February 10, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus A: Thanks to the badgers, I'll be fine. Q: We finaly found you, after being buried for three weeks! It's a miracle you're alive! How do you feel? A: Lock up the chilli powder and the beans. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by DocMan Q: We finaly found you, after being buried for three weeks! It's a miracle you're alive! How do you feel? A: Lock up the chilli powder and the beans. Doc Q: Did I hear correctly, that Worldmaker is making his famous 5 alarm chilli for everyone to try? A: Gundum models Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: Did I hear correctly, that Worldmaker is making his famous 5 alarm chilli for everyone to try? A: Gundum models Q) Who dates gundum idiots with lots of money? A) Three Fritos short of a "Grab Bag". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) Three Fritos short of a "Grab Bag". Q. What was the kindest thing said about Jessica Simpson all year? A. Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What was the kindest thing said about Jessica Simpson all year? A. Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone! Q: Are you going to hand over the Fritos or not? A: I thought it was the annual running of the bulldogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by Spectrum Q: Are you going to hand over the Fritos or not? A: I thought it was the annual running of the bulldogs. Q: Why are you in Georgia, not Pamplona? A: Grond is at the door looking for his sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by Thirdbase A: Grond is at the door looking for his sister. Q: What is the last thing you want to hear your rommate tell you when you've just finished having sex with a woman you've only just met? A: If that was any closer, it would have been inside my underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What is the last thing you want to hear your rommate tell you when you've just finished having sex with a woman you've only just met? A: If that was any closer, it would have been inside my underwear. Q: You and your date danced close at the club? How Close? A: A dozen cats and a water sprinkler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: A dozen cats and a water sprinkler. Q: What will surely create chaos when put together at an outdoor picnic? A: The blue frog keeps staring at me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What will surely create chaos when put together at an outdoor picnic? A: The blue frog keeps staring at me Q: Why did you lick the green frog? A: We will send the money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: We will send the money Q. I want $500 million in small unmarked bills, wired to an account number I will provide shortly. If you fail to comply, George W. Bush will be re-elected this November. If you comply, he won't. Which option do you choose? A. It looks like a big blue coin with some naked lady on one side and a funky-looking weasel on the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. It looks like a big blue coin with some naked lady on one side and a funky-looking weasel on the other. Q: here's the new money for the country of Mightybecistan. What do you think? A: I think it's dead, but I'm not stopping to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Mightybec A: I think it's dead, but I'm not stopping to find out. Q. What are we going to do about the shoggoth you just ran over? A. After all these years, the only thing you can think of to say to me is "Whoops?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. After all these years, the only thing you can think of to say to me is "Whoops?" Q: Whoops, I think I just got your mother, sister, and cousin pregnant. A: It stinks, but is apealing all at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. After all these years, the only thing you can think of to say to me is "Whoops?" Q: Guess what, Dear? We are going to have our 10th child in the same number of years. I guess that's a "whoops" in regards to my birth control? A: Mmmm, Salty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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