Enforcer84 Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by Mightybec Q: How was Kara's backrub? A: I need a plane ticket, QUICK! Q) I can't hear you with all that anti-Bat armor on; what do you want again? A) The Thwak heard 'rround the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Q: What happened to Mightybec after his last question? A: Lost at Seaworld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: What happened to Mightybec after his last question? A: Lost at Seaworld Q: What' s mightybec doing since he got out of the hospital? A: Four fried chickens and a coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Q: You want what pureed in a blender? A: That's a lot of foam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Q. What do you think of my figures on the soap powder needed to wash Washington DC clean of all corruption ? A. I'm not THAT innocent. Oh, ok I am that innocent. I don't even know what a you-know looks like and I have never even seen a picture of one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. I'm not THAT innocent. Oh, ok I am that innocent. I don't even know what a you-know looks like and I have never even seen a picture of one. Q: How does death tribble react when prople discuss the tharkas? A: Its very useful for getting dents out of armor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Q. What's with the nuclear powered hammer and furnace ? A. God Bless Luxembourg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. God Bless Luxembourg Q: What phrase is not quite so vulgar as "Belgum"? (Hitchhiker's Guide joke) A: 57.9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What phrase is not quite so vulgar as "Belgum"? (Hitchhiker's Guide joke) A: 57.9 Q. What was Klytus's average score after the judges heard the Hitchhiker Joke? A. You see, that's what we do... When the shooting starts, we kill everything that moves. Its kind of our job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Q. How did the Los Angeles police spokesman justify the LA police opening fire at a cinema crowd watching Saving private Ryan ? A. I refuse to follow the dictates of a man who demands that he should be 'Allowed to die like a woman'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble Q. How did the Los Angeles police spokesman justify the LA police opening fire at a cinema crowd watching Saving private Ryan ? A. I refuse to follow the dictates of a man who demands that he should be 'Allowed to die like a woman'. Q: So he prefers to be called Prince Charlotte now, big deal, what's your problem? A: It's just an old fashioned love song, playing on the radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Q. What is that sound so filled with torture and decay, that fills me with nausea, dread and paranoia ? A. You are wasting the court's time with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. You are wasting the court's time with this. Q: Your Honor, may I place Hermit on trial for Excessive Fence Sitting? A: M&Ms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Your Honor, may I place Hermit on trial for Excessive Fence Sitting? A: M&Ms Q. What did the Mars Candy Company start making when their new product, W&W's, drastically failed to sell? A. Alan Quartermain and the Lost City of Plaid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Alan Quartermain and the Lost City of Plaid! Q: What prequel to The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen never got past the script review? A: I'm drawing a blank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Q. Are we getting anywhere with the domino gang and especially the one who attacked the old lady ? A. Just do as you are told. You are not being paid to think. (taken from a Living Steel badge) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. Just do as you are told. You are not being paid to think. Q: What did you tell those men to get them to drop napalm on that grade school? A: An efficiency breaking model of record Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 Q: How did you get your PhD in Economics? A: Low-G enviromental movement on a kaiser roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: How did you get your PhD in Economics? A: Low-G enviromental movement on a kaiser roll. Q: What do you call a rapping midget, in a hydrogen cell car, on a piece of bread? A: Do us a favor and swallow a bullet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 Originally posted by Mightybec Q: What do you call a rapping midget, in a hydrogen cell car, on a piece of bread? A: Do us a favor and swallow a bullet. Q: HEY GUYS! HOWAREYOUIHAVEANEWCHARACTERAND HEISSOOOKEWLHE"SMELBORNE"S AND MORGAN LE FAY"S BASTARD CHILD LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HIS PLUS +10 SWORD OF HELL?? A: It's life, Jim, but not as we know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit A: It's life, Jim, but not as we know it. Q: Bones, exactly what is this Galadorn creature? A: The tax laws allow many things that make no sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 Originally posted by Rachel Q: Bones, exactly what is this Galadorn creature? A: The tax laws allow many things that make no sense. Q: So if I chop off his head, I gain his lands, his women, and his power??? A: I am the darkness of Evil! Well, actually, I'm more like a shadowy patch of naughtiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit Q: So if I chop off his head, I gain his lands, his women, and his power??? A: I am the darkness of Evil! Well, actually, I'm more like a shadowy patch of naughtiness. Q: Just how do you relate to the other lords of evil? A: Two steps forward for every 3 steps back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: Two steps forward for every 3 steps back Q. What's it feel like to "debate" Seenar? A. If Kieth Richards wants to repaint his hotel room, he can damned well go down to the Sherman Williams and buy the paint himself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. If Kieth Richards wants to repaint his hotel room, he can damned well go down to the Sherman Williams and buy the paint himself! Q: White or off-white? A: I'm not sure, it sounded like "Gurgle-gurgle-hack-wheeze." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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