death tribble Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Q. Why wouldn't that CD of Solid Gold hits of the 60s play ? A. It was so ........ right. On so many levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. It was so ........ right. On so many levels. Q: Why did you watch that web-cam show someone surreptitiously set up to spy on the hot lesbian couple next door? A: Glowing eyes, a bare chest, and an attitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus A: Glowing eyes, a bare chest, and an attitude. Q: What do you get when you give Hulk Hogan heat vision? A: Daffy Duck and Mountain Dew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you make "Duck ala Dew"? A: I was sure I requested Red Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I was sure I requested Red Q: How do you like your new pink flight suit? A: That doesn't go in there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you like your new pink flight suit? A: That doesn't go in there! Q) What does the tattoo on your nose say? A) And that's why I have a tattoo on my nose. BoneDaddy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) And that's why I have a tattoo on my nose. Q: I hear you saw Mightbec's new 2' toy? A: Um, that's not what I meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Um, that's not what I meant. Q: What is Kerry's answer to the follow up questions from reporters? A: I'm glad he ate her also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I hear you saw Mightbec's new 2' toy? A: Um, that's not what I meant. Q) I thought you said you liked sausage? A) goblins dressed in drag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) I thought you said you liked sausage? A) goblins dressed in drag. Q: How did you know your AD&D game had jumped the shark? A: A bowl of Hula Hoops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you know your AD&D game had jumped the shark? A: A bowl of Hula Hoops Q: What do Hawaiian giants wat for breakfast? A: You really should shave that thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do Hawaiian giants wat for breakfast? A: You really should shave that thing... Q: What advice SHOULD NOT have been listened to in American Wedding? A: A golden shower of goodness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What advice SHOULD NOT have been listened to in American Wedding? A: A golden shower of goodness. Q) What did you get on your trip to Candy Land A) Kermit, Yoda & The Lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What did you get on your trip to Candy Land A) Kermit, Yoda & The Lizard Q: Name 3 green sentients. A: I flunked eighth grade but passed college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What did you get on your trip to Candy Land A) Kermit, Yoda & The Lizard Q) So who was in Miss Piggy's Sex fantasy? A) Not for all the psychological assistance in Hollywood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you want to have a "coming out of the closet" party? A: Next thing you kow, they'll say murder is illegal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javed Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why wouldn't that CD of Solid Gold hits of the 60s play ? A. It was so ........ right. On so many levels. Q: So, why did the left turn signal burn out? A: There but for the grace of Phil go I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Next thing you kow, they'll say murder is illegal. A: There but for the grace of Phil go I. Q: You can't hit people with a mallet and spray them with lysol! Q: Did you have to listen to the Genesis album? A: Ashes to Ashes and a cup of sour cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You can't hit people with a mallet and spray them with lysol! Q: Did you have to listen to the Genesis album? A: Ashes to Ashes and a cup of sour cream. Q) What did you use for your spells after you mixed up the spell book and your cook book? A) Ragnrok and Roll Allnight and Par-Tee every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do Viking KISS fans sing before setting off on a raid ? A. Too many crooks spoil the brothel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Too many crooks spoil the brothel Q: Why is there only one madame per whorehouse? A: Truffle, Trouble... same difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is there only one madame per whorehouse? A: Truffle, Trouble... same difference. Q. Why did you eat the Trouble Brothers instead of the chocolate Truffles ? A. This is just the tip of the ice cube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. This is just the tip of the ice cube Q: Why do you look dissapointed? You asked for ice... yes? A: It was even more bizzare than Mightybec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you look dissapointed? You asked for ice... yes? A: It was even more bizzare than Mightybec. Q. What was your impression of the Baseball World Series ? A. Mr Paul Carnworth 15, The Gables Longheaton Official state capital of the 51st State of the USA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Mr Paul Carnworth 15, The Gables Longheaton Official state capital of the 51st State of the USA Q: What is the looney in Ward A putting down for his return address? A: That's what I'm talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.