AngryBug Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's an odd place to put it. Q. I play the trumpet by ear, what do you think of that? A. Well, they don't call him "Boy Wonder" for nothing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Is that supposed to be growing out of your head? Q: How do you like my Horn of Plenty? A. Well' date=' they don't call him "Boy Wonder" for nothing![/quote'] Q: WHy is Ribn asking so many questions? A: There are two sundails here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you like my Horn of Plenty? Q: WHy is Ribn asking so many questions? A: There are two sundails here. Q) Man its dark over here. What do you see over there? A) The World has stopped turning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Man its dark over here. What do you see over there? A) The World has stopped turning. Q. Right we have stopped the volcanoes erupting using bubblegum, stuck the two sides of the San Andreas fault together with superglue to prevent further earthquakes and used used a gigantic hoola hoop to stop the hurricane. This next problem should be a doozy. So what's the problem now ? A. Team by team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Right we have stopped the volcanoes erupting using bubblegum, stuck the two sides of the San Andreas fault together with superglue to prevent further earthquakes and used used a gigantic hoola hoop to stop the hurricane. This next problem should be a doozy. So what's the problem now ? A. Team by team Q: But Doctor DeathTribble, how will you destroy the super heroes of the world that plot against you?? A: I'm an Aardvark, and I'm proud! death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm an Aardvark' date=' and I'm proud![/quote'] Q: Any idea what Cerberus likes to say to new acquaintances? A: Justa Lotta Animals vs. the Legion of Super Pets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Any idea what Cerberus likes to say to new acquaintances? A: Justa Lotta Animals vs. the Legion of Super Pets! Q: So, what's "Critter Storm" all about? A: Sure to please super hero AND Furry fans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sure to please super hero AND Furry fans! Q: So will "Critter Storm" please Furry Fans? A: Harry Potter, in the Danger Room, with the Highlanders sword! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So will "Critter Storm" please Furry Fans? A: Harry Potter, in the Danger Room, with the Highlanders sword! Q: Playing 'Crossworlds Clue' are we? Know who did it? A: And THAT is how I got this high heeled shoe wound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: And THAT is how I got this high heeled shoe wound. Q: So, I hear you met Buffy when she was in formal wear the other day and she thought you were a vampire? A: An afternoon at the Improv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: An afternoon at the Improv Q: So what do you consider the worst night you've had so far? A: It was a shouting match between Howler, Black Canary and Songbird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was a shouting match between Howler' date=' Black Canary and Songbird.[/quote'] Q: Every window in a 10-mile radius is shattered. What the hell happened? A: The nads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The nads Q: Have you children been tossing that chain saw back and forth again? Where did it hit you this time? A: They got no horns, and they got no tails. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: They got no horns, and they got no tails. Doc Q: How do you know those are aliens and not demons? A: He commited a most agregeous error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He commited a most agregeous error Q. So, what did you say when Tim misspelled "egregious"? A. The banana split. Tim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The banana split. Q: So what was left out of the last Donkey Kong game? A: Aliens vs Predator vs Freddy vs Jason vs Terminator vs Robocop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what was left out of the last Donkey Kong game? A: Aliens vs Predator vs Freddy vs Jason vs Terminator vs Robocop. Q. What film was cancelled due to the prohibitive cost of the licencing required despite the fact that the script stank like year old sewage ? A. Reporters baffled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Reporters baffled Q: What blurb do you see on the police blotter when a crime is solved? A: That might present a problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What blurb do you see on the police blotter when a crime is solved? A: That might present a problem Q. So Aliens are threatening to destroy the planet unless ex-President Richard Nixon agrees to talk to them and the Los Angeles Rams are to be hostages while the talks take place A. Trumped, tethered, cropped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Trumped' date=' tethered, cropped[/quote'] Q: Ok, the Euphamism Squad has asked you to popularized their new euphamisms for Domination, Bondage, and Circumcision. Fine, what are they? A: If you only had a brain. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you only had a brain. Doc Q: I can't hear him. What is Kerry humming? A: They've openly declared war on us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: They've openly declared war on us. Q: I'm sorry, you must be delirious. What did you just say the French did? A: Nobody in their right mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 14, 2004 Report Share Posted May 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm sorry, you must be delirious. What did you just say the French did? A: Nobody in their right mind. Q: WHo all here is right handed? A: the last one was a trick question. edit: who all???? yes, my neck is red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 14, 2004 Report Share Posted May 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHo all here is right handed? A: the last one was a trick question. edit: who all???? yes, my neck is red. Q: So, why are you gripping about the IRS' inquiry form? A: Just because it's purple doesn't mean it's going to fall off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just because it's purple doesn't mean it's going to fall off. Q: It's been like this for days! You're a physician! You gotta help me! What do I do? A: Just keep swimming. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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