Enforcer84 Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Boss: Why is your head on your desk when you should be writting up my proposal for me? A: lick it good Q) Okay, I found your boot; now what? A) Dead Abby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Okay, I found your boot; now what? A) Dead Abby Q: I have a zombie infestation problem. WHom should I write for help? A: There are no imbarrassing trips to the loan store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I have a zombie infestation problem. WHom should I write for help? A: There are no imbarrassing trips to the loan store Q) What makes employment nice? A) Alice in Chains; Wonderland girls gone wild! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What makes employment nice? A) Alice in Chains; Wonderland girls gone wild! Q: What is the hottest Spring break porno out today? A: It was a day long assault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was a day long assault Q:Hey, I heard you got to beat up Melvin! How did it go? A: She must have hit it pretty hard. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: She must have hit it pretty hard. A: She did *how* much knockback to that bad guy? Q: A quintessimal veggie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: She did *how* much knockback to that bad guy? Q: A quintessimal veggie Q: WHat do you call baby carrots? A; No. NO. NO. Yes. No. Definitely Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A; No. NO. NO. Yes. No. Definitely Yes. Q: One last time, did you do it? A: You've been wrong before. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: One last time, did you do it? A: You've been wrong before. Doc Q: My wife and I have a bet going and I need to know who is right? A; So lose the pants and see what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A; So lose the pants and see what happens. Q: Your proctologist told you to do what? A: She's stuffed in the tube. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I was supposed to pick up my mail order bride at the airport but she didn't show, just her stuff - see? A: Proctologists never tell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I was supposed to pick up my mail order bride at the airport but she didn't show, just her stuff - see? A: Proctologists never tell! Q) Dude, what is in your back pocket? A) Its true. Then he vanished in a puff of logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Its true. Then he vanished in a puff of logic. Q: You mean Worldmaker and Seenar had a well reasond, un-heated debate? What happened to the moderator? A: ipdiskits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sociotard Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Whats a good way to rewrite ipdiskits "Pit ID: KISS"? (is that even a word?) A) If this won't make them name me their cheiftan, nothing will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Whats a good way to rewrite ipdiskits "Pit ID: KISS"? (is that even a word?) A) If this won't make them name me their cheiftan, nothing will. Q) Why all the Yankees attire, Foxbat? A) I think he just darned me to heck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) I think he just darned me to heck. Q: You got Johny Polite, Golden Age sidekick, mad at you? What did he do..? A: Purgatory's breakfast nook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You got Johny Polite, Golden Age sidekick, mad at you? What did he do..? A: Purgatory's breakfast nook Q) What does it say under the McSatan's sign? A) For the last time NO. YES. NO. and BUTTER! Now leave me alone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) For the last time NO. YES. NO. and BUTTER! Now leave me alone! Q: Are you waiting for someone? Can I stick my hand down your pants? Is there anything there? What's your favorite sexual aid? A: 200 Billion can't be wrong. Well actually they can. Klytus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you waiting for someone? Can I stick my hand down your pants? Is there anything there? What's your favorite sexual aid? A: 200 Billion can't be wrong. Well actually they can. Q) What did it say on his Justin Timberlake and Anthrax tour shirt? A) The Spleeninator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) The Spleeninator. Q: Good lord man! Who ripped this big hole in your side? A: It's extra chunky. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's extra chunky. Q: What was said about the enemy army after it went up against the 1 million rounds-minute heavy machine gun? A: It was only a little peril. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was said about the enemy army after it went up against the 1 million rounds-minute heavy machine gun? A: It was only a little peril. Q) So you stormed the castle of "Hot, lubed, naughty nymphs"? Weren't you scared? How did you survive? A) Political threads never die, Timmy. Its a sad fact of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Political threads never die' date=' Timmy. Its a sad fact of life.[/quote'] Q: 3155 pages?! Won't this thread about how evil Bill Clinton is EVER die? A: Never ever ever. Ok, maybe just ths once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Never ever ever. Ok, maybe just ths once. Q: Bill Clinton wants to see you alone in his hotel room. Are you going to go? A: 3 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Bill Clinton wants to see you alone in his hotel room. Are you going to go? A: 3 days. Q. How long are you going to leave Jerry Falwell in the freezer ? A. Serve yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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