Mightybec Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Four or five hot women, one overexcited dog and a lizard in a leather bodysuit. Q: What did Mightybec think about in the shower this morning? A: 50 College cheerleaders, a barrel of baby oil, and a softball bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: 50 College cheerleaders, a barrel of baby oil, and a softball bat.Q: What direction is Mightybec trying to drag the "A Quick Apology to the Board" thread. A: AToybox full of toys, a jacuzzi, a audio-vibratory,physio-molecular newspaper, at least 3 whips, 4 strap-ons and a bottle of champange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: 50 College cheerleaders' date=' a barrel of baby oil, and a softball bat.[/quote'] Q: What would it take to 1) get Kirby interested in college sports, 2) keep him safe while doing so, and 3) help him out when he's exhausted from it? A: That's tribble tribulation for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: AToybox full of toys' date=' a jacuzzi, a audio-vibratory,physio-molecular newspaper, at least 3 whips, 4 strap-ons and a bottle of champange.[/quote'] Q: What's in Rebecca's back yard that she's waiting for you to relax her? A: That's tribble tribulation for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's in Rebecca's back yard that she's waiting for you to relax her? A: That's tribble tribulation for you. Q: What do you call the Star Trek version of the apocolypse? A: Snoopy is at it again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Snoopy is at it again Q: What is this talk about "Gangster's Paradise: The Movie," all about? A: I double dog dare you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is this talk about "Gangster's Paradise: The Movie," all about? A: I double dog dare you. Q: I will not tickle Mightybec's arse! Nothing you can say can make me do it. Now what do you say to that? A: Nipple Missiles and a Groin cannon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nipple Missiles and a Groin cannon Q: What do you get when you let Mightybec design a Battlemech? A: I want my Warhammer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I want my Warhammer! Q: What common whining from Thor made him the storm god? A: That's difficult to follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's difficult to follow. Q: Why can't you discuss theoretical quantum metaphysics with Mutant for Hire? A: It sticks in my mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It sticks in my mind Q: What problem do you have with thinking about sex so much? A: A titmouse, pussycat, and a woodpecker Mightybec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A titmouse' date=' pussycat, and a woodpecker Mightybec.[/quote'] Q. So, I heard this new cartoon is going to be "Fritz the Cat" for the new millenium... well, what's it about? A. Ohh... so that's what he meant by "loaded". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Ohh... so that's what he meant by "loaded". Q: What's all that spoogy stuff on the cover of that Metallica ablum? A: Well, if you insist. But you need to sign a waiver first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well, if you insist. But you need to sign a waiver first. Q: No really... if I want to Really steam things up on the board, what should I do? A: I make enemies deliberately. They're the sauce piquant of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: No really... if I want to Really steam things up on the board, what should I do? A: I make enemies deliberately. They're the sauce piquant of my life. Q) So what are you cooking there? A) And that's why we call him master of the single entendre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what are you cooking there? A) And that's why we call him master of the single entendre. Q: I want your boobies and then have sex with you, ok? A: Four fried chickens and a coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I want your boobies and then have sex with you, ok? A: Four fried chickens and a coke. Q. What counts as the height of Haute Cuisine in the Deep South ? A. Pesky Varmint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What counts as the height of Haute Cuisine in the Deep South ? A. Pesky Varmint Q. What counts as the height of Haute Cuisine in the Deep South ? A: A halfling rodeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A halfling rodeo Q: What gladitorial event was Saruman planning when he rounded up the Shire? A: Dire Were-Vixens in pink garter-belts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dire werevixens in pink garter belts Q. What suggestion by George Lucas was filmed for the Return of The King but was cut from the cinematic release and won't be added to any version of the video or DVD releases after Peter Jackson heard that Lucas had said that The Lord of the Rings trilogy was based on the Star Wars trilogy ? A. Deep fried cicada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Deep fried cicada Q: What delicacy can only be enjoyed every 17 years? A: Balls of fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What delicacy can only be enjoyed every 17 years? A: Balls of fire Q. What are Demons who think they can take on angels in one to one combat thought to possess ? A. I, I, I love you God I love you too, Satan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I, I, I love you God I love you too, Satan. Q: Which bit of dialouge keeps getting "accidentally omitted" from the Book of Revelations on the grounds that it encourages homesexuality? A: Rednecks, nuns, and lesbians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted November 9, 2004 Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rednecks' date=' nuns, and lesbians.[/quote'] Q: Any idea what the people on the next Jerry Springer show are supposed to be? A: Guns, Games and Galvanized Steel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Guns' date=' Games and Galvanized Steel[/quote'] Q: What do players at a BattleTech convention really want to see? A: His own worst enema Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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