Kirby Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's Joel Schumacher levels of evil stupidity! Q: Did you like the "holey rusted metal, Batman" quote? A: Sorry, I had to search the web for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you like the "holey rusted metal, Batman" quote? A: Sorry, I had to search the web for it. Q: Did you find you Irony? A:There were more stars than you can see at the oscars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you find you Irony? A:There were more stars than you can see at the oscars. Q. Who was at the fundraiser for give movie actors more money event ? A. You might like to think that but I couldn't possibly comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Who was at the fundraiser for give movie actors more money event ? A. You might like to think that but I couldn't possibly comment Q: Now that the judge has removed to gag order are you able to comment on your larngytis lawsuit? A: C Code Run Run Code Run Run DAmnit! Run! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: C Code Run Run Code Run Run DAmnit! Run! Q: Hacker Bob, what reoccurring nightmare have you been having? A: I left my keys in the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northstar Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I left my keys in the car. Q: What key is this song in? A: That's why our user titles all disappeared! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's why our user titles all disappeared! Q: Hey, did the "No Narcissism" law go into effect? A: You say potato, I say spud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, did the "No Narcissism" law go into effect? A: You say potato, I say spud. Q: Why do you think this argument will never end? A: Another day, another 50 cents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you think this argument will never end? A: Another day, another 50 cents. Q. What phrase is used in Rap music to decry the appearance of a rapper indistinguishable from all that has gone before ? A. That's Samuel L Jackson and he don't look too pleased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. That's Samuel L Jackson and he don't look too pleased. Q: What Jedi actor said Lucas can't write a decent story? A: The Tribble is angry, my friend, but if you spray him with water, he won't bite at your ankles any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trencher Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: what is that itch? Q: Alternative B: the green room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: what is that itch? A: Alternative B: the green room. Q. What solution caused a problem when the Rolling Stones thought they were being offered hospitality and incited a riot when they found no alcohol present ? A. Night of the frightened pussycats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What solution caused a problem when the Rolling Stones thought they were being offered hospitality and incited a riot when they found no alcohol present ? A. Night of the frightened pussycats Q: What did they call the night that Josie and her band spent in a haunted house? A: Esoterica rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Esoterica rocks.Q. You see, if we use this all-but-forgotten incantation we discovered in conjunction with the proper mystical focus, the location of which I now have thanks to these long-lost hieroglyphs I found in Egypt, we can make ourselves ultimately irresistable to women! What do you say? A. One world and one mission, yeah one vision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. You see, if we use this all-but-forgotten incantation we discovered in conjunction with the proper mystical focus, the location of which I now have thanks to these long-lost hieroglyphs I found in Egypt, we can make ourselves ultimately irresistable to women! What do you say? A. One world and one mission, yeah one vision. Q: What was the rejected battle-cry for the Avengers? A: We can all be freinds. AngryBug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: We can all be freinds. Q: If we can't all be spelling bee champions, what else is there? A: Their weird neighbor Keith counterfeits sleigh weights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Their weird neighbor Keith counterfeits sleigh weights. Q: Why were Santa and Mrs. Claus on Judge Judy? A: "Mah Gawd, in all my years of wrestling experience, Ah've never seen this kind of carnage!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why were Santa and Mrs. Claus on Judge Judy? A: "Mah Gawd, in all my years of wrestling experience, Ah've never seen this kind of carnage!" Q: What did Rogue say when she had to fight the spawn of Spidey's old black suit? A: I lost my clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Rogue say when she had to fight the spawn of Spidey's old black suit? A: I lost my clothes. Q. What excuse always cleared John Holmes of public nudity offences but always lead to Ron Jeremy being locked up ? A. No mocking the Congressional Committee on Timewasting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. No mocking the Congressional Committee on Timewasting Q: Wow, Senator, are you displaying the great art of compromise by filibusting when you don't get what you want? A: It's not a need, it's a want. You'll live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northstar Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not a need, it's a want. You'll live. Q: It makes me so sad they stopped making Wacky Packs back in the 70's! I wish I could buy some today! A: And THAT is why she doesn't wear a bra! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It makes me so sad they stopped making Wacky Packs back in the 70's! I wish I could buy some today! A: And THAT is why she doesn't wear a bra! Q: Did a man just give her 100 dollars just for walking past him? A: A foriegn object in a inner place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: A foriegn object in a inner place Q: What else will she allow for $100? A: All that and a bag of chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What else will she allow for $100? A: All that and a bag of chips. Q: You want an extra large triple burger, 3 cheeseburgers, 2 shakes, a 32 oz Coke, and 4 large fries. Anything else? A: They've never made an honest living in their deaths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You want an extra large triple burger, 3 cheeseburgers, 2 shakes, a 32 oz Coke, and 4 large fries. Anything else? A: They've never made an honest living in their deaths. Q: But Mr. Zombie, why do you treat the vampires with scorn? A: Men Clamoriing. Gasping. Nickering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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