Kirby Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Men Clamoriing. Gasping. Nickering. Q: What's it like at a bachelor party at the strip club? A: The difference is that.., oh wait, there is no difference, they are hypocrits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's it like at a bachelor party at the strip club? A: The difference is that.., oh wait, there is no difference, they are hypocrits. Q: Explain to me the two parties again? A: Jesus is waiting for him, with a mallet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Explain to me the two parties again? A: Jesus is waiting for him, with a mallet! Q: What will happen to Fred Phelps after he dies? A: I was eating a water-ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I was eating a water-ice. Q: How'd that ice water taste? A: Yeah, okay, fine. Whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How'd that ice water taste? A: Yeah, okay, fine. Whatever. Q. Kirby, what dazzling displays of eloquence will you amaze us with today ? A. It's like waiting for Superman to swear. It ain't gonna happen but there's always the offchance that it might. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Kirby, what dazzling displays of eloquence will you amaze us with today ? A. It's like waiting for Superman to swear. It ain't gonna happen but there's always the offchance that it might. Q: Do you think I'll get a date with that supermodel? A: He scores, he shoots, he dribbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you think I'll get a date with that supermodel? A: He scores, he shoots, he dribbles. Q: Why is he getting his prostate checked again? A: This petition must be filed in duplicate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: This petition must be filed in duplicate. Q. Well, it took us weeks of hard work, but we finally have enough signatures to save Enterprise! And to think, another day and it would have been too late... What? What do you mean, we only have half the signatures we need!?! A. My lady belongs here and so do I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Well' date=' it took us weeks of hard work, but we finally have enough signatures to save [i']Enterprise[/i]! And to think, another day and it would have been too late... What? What do you mean, we only have half the signatures we need!?! A. My lady belongs here and so do I. Q: We cannot let you into the house! A: Buffy the Vampire Slut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Buffy the Vampire Slut Q: What was the second working title after Geller's character had been with both Angel and Spike? A: And she gets paid to do that job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: And she gets paid to do that job! Q. Let me see if I've got this straight; Your wife will volunteer to work a charity bingo if she can smoke and... A. If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. If I could walk that way' date=' I wouldn't need the talcum powder.[/quote'] Q. Sigh. Fine. If I must. "Walk this way, doctor." A. Well, maybe you'll like this one better, you stuck-up, poncy little git. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Sigh. Fine. If I must. "Walk this way, doctor." A. Well, maybe you'll like this one better, you stuck-up, poncy little git. Q: The bread is soggy, the lettuce wilted, and the meat is sub-par. Take this sandwich back and get me another. A: The last time they measured it was six month's ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The last time they measured it was six month's ago. Q: Are you sure this ruler is 12" long? A: It's okay, I have Mentos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you sure this ruler is 12" long? A: It's okay, I have Mentos. Q: I hear Menton is looking for you, and he's not happy. A: He still has a sore side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: He still has a sore side.Q. How's Prometheus feeling? A. Laugh along, even though they're laughing at you, and the stupid things you do, 'cause you think that poor is cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Laugh along' date=' even though they're laughing at you, and the stupid things you do, 'cause you think that poor is cool.[/quote'] Q: What's so funny about being trailer park white trash? A: We wish to separate the country into two halves. Canada for Canadans and Candia for Canadians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: We wish to separate the country into two halves. Canada for Canadans and Candia for Canadians.Q. What is your post-invasion plan if Operation:Sucker-punch succeeds, Mr. President? A. You can fail to achieve what you've always believed you were capable of from the start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What is your post-invasion plan if Operation:Sucker-punch succeeds, Mr. President? A. You can fail to achieve what you've always believed you were capable of from the start. Q) So, how can I become President? A) No. The blue one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, how can I become President? A) No. The blue one. Q: Now that I've shown you your future, do you want to take the red pill Mr. Neo? A: It's available 24 hours a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Now that I've shown you your future, do you want to take the red pill Mr. Neo? A: It's available 24 hours a day Q. Name one good thing about biological warfare. A. Well you did give them his and her enemas for their wedding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Black Lotus Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Name one good thing about biological warfare. A. Well you did give them his and her enemas for their wedding. Q. Why are Bob and Mandy looking at me like that? A. Only if I can stay for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why are Bob and Mandy looking at me like that? A. Only if I can stay for free. Q: Are you going to jail? A: only a few scattered clouds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: only a few scattered clouds Q: How can it not be "partly cloudy" if it's "mostly sunny"? A: My wife still moves me, although it's usually in the middle of the night when I'm snoring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can it not be "partly cloudy" if it's "mostly sunny"? A: My wife still moves me, although it's usually in the middle of the night when I'm snoring. Q: How's your marriage? A: The floor is softer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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