Enforcer84 Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The floor is softer. Q) Like my new "Hard Edge"? A) I guess Attila was the first Anime Boyfriend then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) I guess Attila was the first Anime Boyfriend then.Q. All right, you've used the 50/50, so you have two possible answers to choose from. What's your answer going to be, "A: Hun", or "B..." A. A base canard, sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. All right, you've used the 50/50, so you have two possible answers to choose from. What's your answer going to be, "A: Hun", or "B..." A. A base canard, sir! Q: Ensign. What is that large wing sticking out of spacedock? A: Coming on a swing and a prayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Coming on a swing and a prayer.Q. What was the trapeze artist doing that got him arrested for lewdness and condemned for blasphemy? A. Well, right at the moment I'm Schrodinger's cat, you see. Which I suppose means that I don't count as a conscious observer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What was the trapeze artist doing that got him arrested for lewdness and condemned for blasphemy? A. Well, right at the moment I'm Schrodinger's cat, you see. Which I suppose means that I don't count as a conscious observer... Q; Why are you sitting in a box, napping. A: It's not getting better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not getting better.Q. Why, why, why must you keep picking at that thing!? A. The short native grasses don't care that the ashes of your dreams match their dry shade of brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why, why, why must you keep picking at that thing!? A. The short native grasses don't care that the ashes of your dreams match their dry shade of brown. Q: I'm stuck here in this dust bowl. I am begining to HATE brown! A: Look, I told you. I don't do animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm stuck here in this dust bowl. I am begining to HATE brown! A: Look, I told you. I don't do animals. Q: So, are you ready for my Animorphic Champions game? Nighthog will be the NPC you'll be working with... A: I don't want you on my conscience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, are you ready for my Animorphic Champions game? Nighthog will be the NPC you'll be working with... A: I don't want you on my conscience. Q: Why do I have to move over a seat? We came to the theatre in the same group. A: You only have enough supplies for 7 days. We'll pick you up in a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do I have to move over a seat? We came to the theatre in the same group. A: You only have enough supplies for 7 days. We'll pick you up in a month. Q: Wow, this Detroit Survivor show is really neat, so lucky I got on it. Hey, where are you going? A: Several Days Later In Washington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wow, this Detroit Survivor show is really neat, so lucky I got on it. Hey, where are you going? A: Several Days Later In Washington Q: So how did we know that the election was done? A: A plush wookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So how did we know that the election was done? A: A plush wookie Q: so we've got a bronze Han Solo, what else? A: Of course, I'm going to need to run that by accounting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: so we've got a bronze Han Solo, what else? A: Of course, I'm going to need to run that by accounting. Q; So how did you like the picture of the nude model with all her naughty bits covered by paste-on numbers? A; I accuse you of disruptive practices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q; So how did you like the picture of the nude model with all her naughty bits covered by paste-on numbers? A; I accuse you of disruptive practices. Q: D00d! I m 2 leet 4 U! ROXXORS! Did I do that right? I'm practicing... A: I catch em, you're supposed to cook em, that's the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northstar Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A; I accuse you of disruptive practices. Q: Why did you paint your middle finger neon mauve and are now flipping me off? A: The aardvark did it, that's all I can say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The aardvark did it' date=' that's all I can say.[/quote'] Q: How could she-- and out here? A: Not only do I not know, but I lost my train of thought as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How could she-- and out here? A: Not only do I not know, but I lost my train of thought as well. Q; HEy, check out this catsuit pic. This model is totally hot. Do you know her name, bychance? A: you have to follow all the rules, regulations, and Whims of the ones in charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: you have to follow all the rules' date=' regulations, and Whims of the ones in charge.[/quote'] Q: Why can't I play a munchkin? A: Yes, they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why can't I play a munchkin? A: Yes, they do. Q. And do all Congressmen and Senators nail their secretaries Daddy ? A. Well if you die as a result it ain't my fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Well if you die as a result it ain't my fault. Q: May I laugh at the tribble and call him funny names? A: He's dead, Jim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: May I laugh at the tribble and call him funny names? A: He's dead, Jim. Q: So is Kirby okay, now that he laughed at DT and got rolled over? A: It's Tim, not Jim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's Tim' date=' not Jim.[/quote'] Q: So, who's it gonna be? We have to push one guy through the airlock into empty space, and watch the water in him flash into the vapor phase and explode his guts hideously from here to 47 Tuc. Last thing he'll feel is the flash-freezing in his cranial nerves and the bits of shattered skull ripping though his brain as the sinuses get turned into frozen shrapnel as all the blood there expands in zero pressure. One of 'em has to go, or else the whole lifeboat is doomed. They drew the short straws, and now it's time to vote. Who gets deep-spaced? It's either Tim or Jim. Vote now.... A: Either that, or dip him in chicken gravy and throw him in with the starving weasels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Either that' date=' or dip him in chicken gravy and throw him in with the starving weasels.[/quote'] Q: What about using a shotgun? A: It's time to pay the Bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What about using a shotgun? A: It's time to pay the Bills. Q: What do you think will happen now that Bill Gates and Bill Cliton have bought the US Government? A: 75% income tax is too low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: 75% income tax is too low. Q: What is Howard Dean's bumper sticker statement to balance the budget? A: The kitchen sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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