Answers & Questions

[Michael Hopcroft]

18 hours ago, Pariah said:

A: Lucid, but not comforting.

Q: What was it like to be Freddie Mercury?

 

A:  I will follow your orders, but you have to earn the crew's respect and loyalty.

[Asperion]

3 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What was it like to be Freddie Mercury?

 

A:  I will follow your orders, but you have to earn the crew's respect and loyalty.

 

Q: What are the troops  - wolverines?

 

A: The verdict is in  - Earth is given the death sentence. 

[Michael Hopcroft]

On 3/23/2024 at 7:18 AM, Asperion said:

A: The verdict is in  - Earth is given the death sentence. 

Q: What does Q think he SHOULD have said after the Farpoint fiasco?

 

A: Chaos. Death. And lots of spiky bits. Just the thing for the kindergarten project!

Edited March 28, 2024 by Michael Hopcroft

[Asperion]

1 minute ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What does Q think he SHOULD have said after the Farpoint fiasco?

 

A: Chaos. Death. And lots of spiky bits. Just the thing for the kindergarten oriject!

 

Q: Why is the school condoning rpgs in all their classes?

 

A: Phasers are set for tickle.

[Pariah]

8 hours ago, Asperion said:

A: Phasers are set for tickle.

 

Q: Does Rule 34 apply to Star Trek?

 

A: Rutabagas for everyone!

[Asperion]

On 3/28/2024 at 4:55 PM, Pariah said:

 

Q: Does Rule 34 apply to Star Trek?

 

A: Rutabagas for everyone!

 

Q: Are we going to a burlap sack race?

 

A: A caffinated turtle.

[Michael Hopcroft]

15 hours ago, Asperion said:

A: A caffeinated turtle.

Q: How does Donatello find time to "do machines"?

 

A: If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it.

Edited April 3, 2024 by Michael Hopcroft

[Cancer]

On 4/2/2024 at 10:15 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it.

 

Q: (sigh) Another piston burned to hell... what am I doing wrong?

 

A: I hadn't seen Rule 34 applied to auto shop before, but I suppose it's better than some other alternatives.

[Michael Hopcroft]

On 4/6/2024 at 2:01 PM, Cancer said:

A: I hadn't seen Rule 34 applied to auto shop before, but I suppose it's better than some other alternatives.

 

Q" "Oooh, Archie! Show me that piston of yours and --- WOW, that's a huge drive shaft!"

 

A: "Noweher wasn't always nowhere? I wonder what happened here. These structures have a story to tell."

[Pariah]

13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q" "Oooh, Archie! Show me that piston of yours and --- WOW, that's a huge drive shaft!"

 

 

 

13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: "Nowehere wasn't always nowhere? I wonder what happened here. These structures have a story to tell."

 

Q: Is that a genuine Atlantean obelisk? 

 

A: Just take this measurement and multiply by the square root of "shut the **** up". 

[Asperion]

20 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

 

 

 

Q: Is that a genuine Atlantean obelisk? 

 

A: Just take this measurement and multiply by the square root of "shut the **** up". 

 

Q: What was the method that Cesar used to silence the Egyptians?

 

A: The algorithm will deal with you. 

[Pariah]

1 hour ago, Asperion said:

A: The algorithm will deal with you. 

 

Q: I dare you to block my content, Facebook!

 

A: Not even in the hearts of dying stars millions of light years away.

[Cancer]

16 minutes ago, Pariah said:

A: Not even in the hearts of dying stars millions of light years away.

 

Q: Where can I find satisfaction for my kink so depraved it can't even be mentioned in hentai?

 

A: Thoroughly degenerate matter, indeed.

[Michael Hopcroft]

On 4/10/2024 at 9:06 AM, Cancer said:

A: Thoroughly degenerate matter, indeed.

Q: What's tearing the Universe apart chunk by chunk at an ever-accelerating pace?

 

A: Of course you feel terrible. You ate the chocolate!

[Asperion]

11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What's tearing the Universe apart chunk by chunk at an ever-accelerating pace?

 

A: Of course you feel terrible. You ate the chocolate!

 

Q: What is Trump's latest reason for not testifying at his trial?

 

A: That star is a zombie . 

[Pariah]

13 hours ago, Asperion said:

A: That star is a zombie . 

 

Q: Are you really telling me that the remake of the Thriller video actually stars the reanimated corpse of Michael Jackson?!

 

A: Twenty minutes at 35,000 K ought to do it.

[Michael Hopcroft]

25 minutes ago, Pariah said:

A: Twenty minutes at 35,000 K ought to do it.

Q: Do we really need a particle accelerator to make a batch of super-cookies?

 

A: As reasons to terminate-for-cause, I must admit that's one of the least likely.

[Asperion]

11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Do we really need a particle accelerator to make a batch of super-cookies?

 

A: As reasons to terminate-for-cause, I must admit that's one of the least likely.

 

Q: Are we about to be blasted by a white hole?

 

A: Your verdict has been determined. 

[Michael Hopcroft]

On 4/22/2024 at 7:28 AM, Asperion said:

A: Your verdict has been determined. 

Q: Describe the Russian legal system in five words or less.

 

A: Of course I don't play dice with the universe, because the Universe always wins. Now, Roulette....

[Asperion]

On 4/23/2024 at 10:25 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Describe the Russian legal system in five words or less.

 

A: Of course I don't play dice with the universe, because the Universe always wins. Now, Roulette....

 

Q: I thought you were attempting to break your gambling problem. What are you doing in this casino?

 

A: Don't make me sneeze.  You will not like the results if I do. 

[Michael Hopcroft]

On 5/1/2024 at 6:44 AM, Asperion said:

 

Q: I thought you were attempting to break your gambling problem. What are you doing in this casino?

 

A: Don't make me sneeze.  You will not like the results if I do. 

Q: Welcome to my greenhouse, David Banner. Can't you almost see the pollen in the air?

 

A: Don't tell me you've begun to care what happens to that miserable little mudball Sol III!

[Pariah]

13 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Don't tell me you've begun to care what happens to that miserable little mudball Sol III!

 

Q: No, I will not be ordering the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator any more. 

 

A: Okay, I never expected to hear that on the Tabernacle organ. 

 

[Asperion]

9 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: No, I will not be ordering the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator any more. 

 

A: Okay, I never expected to hear that on the Tabernacle organ. 

 

 

Q: Did Lord Vader just play the Imperial March?

 

A: That is one website that should never be opened. 

[Pariah]

25 minutes ago, Asperion said:

A: That is one website that should never be opened. 

 

Q: Hey, have you clicked on https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=1if6wG5aq6Jzu4Td ?

 

A: I'm not tired! I just need my caffeine IV bag replaced. 

 

[Michael Hopcroft]

6 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: Hey, have you clicked on https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=1if6wG5aq6Jzu4Td ?

 

A: I'm not tired! I just need my caffeine IV bag replaced. 

 

Q: Psst, Mr. President! I know this War Room briefing sounds pretty boring, but you can't fall asleep here. What if I hand you the Football and you can't read it?

 

A: Any accurate statement about Orks is insulting.