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On 8/13/2023 at 8:19 PM, unclevlad said:

 

Q:  WHAT IS THIS???  I look at it at different angles and get something completely different every time!!!

A:  I'm not sure.  I've never seen anything quite like it....

 

Q: How should this be classified? It seems to be a cross between a Xenomorph, ferengi,  Predator,  and several others that cannot be identified. 

 

A: We have your final parsec all worked out. 

  • 1 month later...
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6 minutes ago, Pariah said:

A: The reason you're not getting anywhere is that you're accelerating perpendicular to reality.

 

Q: Is it OK if I use sources that aren't among your list of approved reference materials?  I do admit most of them don't seem to bear on the prompt of the assignment, once I look into them, but they sure look cool.

 

A: That's in the dictionary, somewhere between "adultery" and "boo-boo".

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On 9/26/2023 at 2:16 PM, Cancer said:

 

Q: Is it OK if I use sources that aren't among your list of approved reference materials?  I do admit most of them don't seem to bear on the prompt of the assignment, once I look into them, but they sure look cool.

 

A: That's in the dictionary, somewhere between "adultery" and "boo-boo".

 

Q: I really need the definition of "barren ". Can anyone think of a place where I could go to find it?

 

A: This is the day that time forgot. 

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On 10/8/2023 at 2:22 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: And this is an example of why ruthless alien invasion forces should never disguise themselves as canaries.

 

Q: Bad news, guys.  Today's invasion has been called off due to ... cats.

 

A: I can think of worse ways to spend $245 million, but not many. 

comment_2930624
On 10/10/2023 at 2:49 PM, Pariah said:

A: The bread-and-butter pickles of the damned. 

Q: What are the additional condiments on a triple-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce?

 

A: If you had all this money all this time, I shouldn't have to live in a van parked at the car wash.
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comment_2930987
On 10/11/2023 at 9:35 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What are the additional condiments on a triple-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce?

 

A: If you had all this money all this time, I shouldn't have to live in a van parked at the car wash.
"

 

Q: What did Trump's son say to him when he took over his position on Trump Enterprises?

 

A: Trump's bottom of the barrel strike. 

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