Pariah Posted August 8, 2023 Report Share Posted August 8, 2023 Q: So we're shifting to a campaign where all the PCs are undead? A: I said lech, not lich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 8, 2023 Report Share Posted August 8, 2023 (edited) 10 hours ago, Pariah said: A: I said lech, not lich. q: But I used all the ingredients you told me to, and you dare call my Special Flan "Musty?" MUSTY? A: Two Wet Fools who forgot to knock! Edited August 8, 2023 by Michael Hopcroft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 13, 2023 Report Share Posted August 13, 2023 On 8/8/2023 at 4:30 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: q: But I used all the ingredients you told me to, and you dare call my Special Flan "Musty?" MUSTY? A: Two Wet Fools who forgot to knock! Q: Why are you suddenly trying to place all these towels around the house? A: This is what we get when we divide infinity by zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted August 14, 2023 Report Share Posted August 14, 2023 12 hours ago, Asperion said: A: This is what we get when we divide infinity by zero. Q: WHAT IS THIS??? I look at it at different angles and get something completely different every time!!! A: I'm not sure. I've never seen anything quite like it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 On 8/13/2023 at 8:19 PM, unclevlad said: Q: WHAT IS THIS??? I look at it at different angles and get something completely different every time!!! A: I'm not sure. I've never seen anything quite like it.... Q: How should this be classified? It seems to be a cross between a Xenomorph, ferengi, Predator, and several others that cannot be identified. A: We have your final parsec all worked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 4 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We have your final parsec all worked out. Q: Hey, this itinerary for the Kessel Run is only eleven parsecs! A: The last planet ever discovered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2023 Report Share Posted August 24, 2023 8 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Hey, this itinerary for the Kessel Run is only eleven parsecs! A: The last planet ever discovered. Q: What do the few surviving Federation Histories call the Borg Homeworld? A: This would be a great little town were it not the setting for a TV show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 24, 2023 Report Share Posted August 24, 2023 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What do the few surviving Federation Histories call the Borg Homeworld? A: This would be a great little town were it not the setting for a TV show. Q: Why was the Trump Family so frustrated? A: Our Moon was a pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 26, 2023 Report Share Posted September 26, 2023 On 8/24/2023 at 7:29 AM, Asperion said: Q: Why was the Trump Family so frustrated? A: Our Moon was a pie. I am waiting for my question. Could someone give me a question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 26, 2023 Report Share Posted September 26, 2023 On 8/24/2023 at 7:29 AM, Asperion said: A: Our Moon was a pie. Q: No, the moon is not made of green cheese. It's not even edible! I mean, is it? A: The reason you're not getting anywhere is that you're accelerating perpendicular to reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 26, 2023 Report Share Posted September 26, 2023 6 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: The reason you're not getting anywhere is that you're accelerating perpendicular to reality. Q: Is it OK if I use sources that aren't among your list of approved reference materials? I do admit most of them don't seem to bear on the prompt of the assignment, once I look into them, but they sure look cool. A: That's in the dictionary, somewhere between "adultery" and "boo-boo". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 On 9/26/2023 at 2:16 PM, Cancer said: Q: Is it OK if I use sources that aren't among your list of approved reference materials? I do admit most of them don't seem to bear on the prompt of the assignment, once I look into them, but they sure look cool. A: That's in the dictionary, somewhere between "adultery" and "boo-boo". Q: I really need the definition of "barren ". Can anyone think of a place where I could go to find it? A: This is the day that time forgot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 5, 2023 Report Share Posted October 5, 2023 11 hours ago, Asperion said: A: This is the day that time forgot. Q: Wait, what do you mean the universe will phase out of existence for exactly 24 hours? A: Welcome to our lovely little hotel. You won't be leaving. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 On 10/4/2023 at 8:46 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Welcome to our lovely little hotel. You won't be leaving. Ever. Q: Is it just me, or the do the desk clerks look just like Don Felder and Joe Walsh? A: My oh my, you sure know how to arrange things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 11 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Is it just me, or the do the desk clerks look just like Don Felder and Joe Walsh? A: My oh my, you sure know how to arrange things. Q: This place is quite amazing, Mephisto. Can I get one last word in? A: You only believe things are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2023 Report Share Posted October 8, 2023 On 10/7/2023 at 8:13 AM, Asperion said: A: You only believe things are good. Q: WOW! These dogs just exploded! Isn't this COOL? A: And this is an example of why ruthless alien invasion forces should never disguise themselves as canaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 On 10/8/2023 at 2:22 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: And this is an example of why ruthless alien invasion forces should never disguise themselves as canaries. Q: Bad news, guys. Today's invasion has been called off due to ... cats. A: I can think of worse ways to spend $245 million, but not many. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 12 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Bad news, guys. Today's invasion has been called off due to ... cats. A: I can think of worse ways to spend $245 million, but not many. Q: We have a budget of $300 million. How did you just spend most of it, on a toilet? A: Just washing our money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: Just washing our money. Q: Why'd you put those seven nickels in the sink? A: Fourteen half-nickels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 10, 2023 Report Share Posted October 10, 2023 6 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Fourteen half-nickels! Q: All I have is three bifurcated quarters. Do you have something of similar value? A: The bread-and-butter pickles of the damned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 (edited) On 10/10/2023 at 2:49 PM, Pariah said: A: The bread-and-butter pickles of the damned. Q: What are the additional condiments on a triple-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce? A: If you had all this money all this time, I shouldn't have to live in a van parked at the car wash. " Edited October 12, 2023 by Michael Hopcroft Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 15, 2023 Report Share Posted October 15, 2023 On 10/11/2023 at 9:35 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What are the additional condiments on a triple-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce? A: If you had all this money all this time, I shouldn't have to live in a van parked at the car wash. " Q: What did Trump's son say to him when he took over his position on Trump Enterprises? A: Trump's bottom of the barrel strike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 On 10/15/2023 at 9:49 AM, Asperion said: A: Trump's bottom of the barrel strike. Q: Why did DJT prove an abject failure when he tried to become a Major League umpire? A: Make up your minds on a Speaker already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Make up your minds on a Speaker already! Q: Klipsch Horn or Bose 901? A: It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 58 minutes ago, Cancer said: Q: Klipsch Horn or Bose 901? A: It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Q: What was the main point of the Bliar Witch movies? A: This is the bag of emptiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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