August 8, 20231 yr comment_2924894 Q: So we're shifting to a campaign where all the PCs are undead? A: I said lech, not lich.
August 8, 20231 yr comment_2924927 10 hours ago, Pariah said: A: I said lech, not lich. q: But I used all the ingredients you told me to, and you dare call my Special Flan "Musty?" MUSTY? A: Two Wet Fools who forgot to knock! Edited August 8, 20231 yr by Michael Hopcroft
August 13, 20231 yr comment_2925320 On 8/8/2023 at 4:30 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: q: But I used all the ingredients you told me to, and you dare call my Special Flan "Musty?" MUSTY? A: Two Wet Fools who forgot to knock! Q: Why are you suddenly trying to place all these towels around the house? A: This is what we get when we divide infinity by zero.
August 14, 20231 yr comment_2925365 12 hours ago, Asperion said: A: This is what we get when we divide infinity by zero. Q: WHAT IS THIS??? I look at it at different angles and get something completely different every time!!! A: I'm not sure. I've never seen anything quite like it....
August 23, 20231 yr comment_2926126 On 8/13/2023 at 8:19 PM, unclevlad said: Q: WHAT IS THIS??? I look at it at different angles and get something completely different every time!!! A: I'm not sure. I've never seen anything quite like it.... Q: How should this be classified? It seems to be a cross between a Xenomorph, ferengi, Predator, and several others that cannot be identified. A: We have your final parsec all worked out.
August 23, 20231 yr comment_2926145 4 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We have your final parsec all worked out. Q: Hey, this itinerary for the Kessel Run is only eleven parsecs! A: The last planet ever discovered.
August 24, 20231 yr comment_2926202 8 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Hey, this itinerary for the Kessel Run is only eleven parsecs! A: The last planet ever discovered. Q: What do the few surviving Federation Histories call the Borg Homeworld? A: This would be a great little town were it not the setting for a TV show.
August 24, 20231 yr comment_2926220 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What do the few surviving Federation Histories call the Borg Homeworld? A: This would be a great little town were it not the setting for a TV show. Q: Why was the Trump Family so frustrated? A: Our Moon was a pie.
September 26, 20231 yr comment_2928985 On 8/24/2023 at 7:29 AM, Asperion said: Q: Why was the Trump Family so frustrated? A: Our Moon was a pie. I am waiting for my question. Could someone give me a question?
September 26, 20231 yr comment_2929007 On 8/24/2023 at 7:29 AM, Asperion said: A: Our Moon was a pie. Q: No, the moon is not made of green cheese. It's not even edible! I mean, is it? A: The reason you're not getting anywhere is that you're accelerating perpendicular to reality.
September 26, 20231 yr comment_2929011 6 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: The reason you're not getting anywhere is that you're accelerating perpendicular to reality. Q: Is it OK if I use sources that aren't among your list of approved reference materials? I do admit most of them don't seem to bear on the prompt of the assignment, once I look into them, but they sure look cool. A: That's in the dictionary, somewhere between "adultery" and "boo-boo".
October 4, 20231 yr comment_2929673 On 9/26/2023 at 2:16 PM, Cancer said: Q: Is it OK if I use sources that aren't among your list of approved reference materials? I do admit most of them don't seem to bear on the prompt of the assignment, once I look into them, but they sure look cool. A: That's in the dictionary, somewhere between "adultery" and "boo-boo". Q: I really need the definition of "barren ". Can anyone think of a place where I could go to find it? A: This is the day that time forgot.
October 5, 20231 yr comment_2929757 11 hours ago, Asperion said: A: This is the day that time forgot. Q: Wait, what do you mean the universe will phase out of existence for exactly 24 hours? A: Welcome to our lovely little hotel. You won't be leaving. Ever.
October 7, 20231 yr comment_2929986 On 10/4/2023 at 8:46 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Welcome to our lovely little hotel. You won't be leaving. Ever. Q: Is it just me, or the do the desk clerks look just like Don Felder and Joe Walsh? A: My oh my, you sure know how to arrange things.
October 7, 20231 yr comment_2930037 11 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Is it just me, or the do the desk clerks look just like Don Felder and Joe Walsh? A: My oh my, you sure know how to arrange things. Q: This place is quite amazing, Mephisto. Can I get one last word in? A: You only believe things are good.
October 8, 20231 yr comment_2930189 On 10/7/2023 at 8:13 AM, Asperion said: A: You only believe things are good. Q: WOW! These dogs just exploded! Isn't this COOL? A: And this is an example of why ruthless alien invasion forces should never disguise themselves as canaries.
October 10, 20231 yr comment_2930324 On 10/8/2023 at 2:22 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: And this is an example of why ruthless alien invasion forces should never disguise themselves as canaries. Q: Bad news, guys. Today's invasion has been called off due to ... cats. A: I can think of worse ways to spend $245 million, but not many.
October 10, 20231 yr comment_2930370 12 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Bad news, guys. Today's invasion has been called off due to ... cats. A: I can think of worse ways to spend $245 million, but not many. Q: We have a budget of $300 million. How did you just spend most of it, on a toilet? A: Just washing our money.
October 10, 20231 yr comment_2930376 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: Just washing our money. Q: Why'd you put those seven nickels in the sink? A: Fourteen half-nickels!
October 10, 20231 yr comment_2930429 6 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Fourteen half-nickels! Q: All I have is three bifurcated quarters. Do you have something of similar value? A: The bread-and-butter pickles of the damned.
October 12, 20231 yr comment_2930624 On 10/10/2023 at 2:49 PM, Pariah said: A: The bread-and-butter pickles of the damned. Q: What are the additional condiments on a triple-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce? A: If you had all this money all this time, I shouldn't have to live in a van parked at the car wash. " Edited October 12, 20231 yr by Michael Hopcroft
October 15, 20231 yr comment_2930987 On 10/11/2023 at 9:35 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What are the additional condiments on a triple-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce? A: If you had all this money all this time, I shouldn't have to live in a van parked at the car wash. " Q: What did Trump's son say to him when he took over his position on Trump Enterprises? A: Trump's bottom of the barrel strike.
October 21, 20231 yr comment_2931522 On 10/15/2023 at 9:49 AM, Asperion said: A: Trump's bottom of the barrel strike. Q: Why did DJT prove an abject failure when he tried to become a Major League umpire? A: Make up your minds on a Speaker already!
October 21, 20231 yr comment_2931540 12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Make up your minds on a Speaker already! Q: Klipsch Horn or Bose 901? A: It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
October 21, 20231 yr comment_2931544 58 minutes ago, Cancer said: Q: Klipsch Horn or Bose 901? A: It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Q: What was the main point of the Bliar Witch movies? A: This is the bag of emptiness.
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