unclevlad Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I came here to eat pizza and yell at the staff. And I see no pizza. Q: <whispered> Why did the boss decide to come to the Christmas party??? A: I was told there would be no math! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 2 hours ago, unclevlad said: A: I was told there would be no math! Q: What is the biggest delusion shared by my Third Period freshman Earth science class? A: For your information, I do not in fact have the word "Idiot" tattooed on my forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 10 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: What is the biggest delusion shared by my Third Period freshman Earth science class? A: For your information, I do not in fact have the word "Idiot" tattooed on my forehead. Q: What is something Trump is constantly attempting to tell people? A: He is the flan of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 On 11/27/2023 at 6:48 AM, Asperion said: A: He is the flan of the world. Q: Why on Earth would you, or anyone else, pour caramel sauce over this poor guy's head? A: The Penguins are to blame for all the sins of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 5 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: The Penguins are to blame for all the sins of the world. Q: What've you got against Mario Lemieux??? A: Triple shot, double chocolate, heavy cream, and extra cinnamon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 1 minute ago, unclevlad said: A: Triple shot, double chocolate, heavy cream, and extra cinnamon... Q: My, the annual run was a lot faster than usual today. What did you give your husband to drink, Mrs. Claus? A: And please watch your language here. He is a Saint, after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 26, 2023 Report Share Posted December 26, 2023 17 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: My, the annual run was a lot faster than usual today. What did you give your husband to drink, Mrs. Claus? A: And please watch your language here. He is a Saint, after all. Q: Nicholas, you claimed Lord in the exit. Is there anything you want to say in addition? A: That is T^4, your grace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 26, 2023 Report Share Posted December 26, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That is T^4, your grace. Q: Peon! What is the temperature dependence of a star's luminosity? A: Pie are in fact round, not square. Edited December 26, 2023 by Pariah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 11 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Pie are in fact round, not square. Q: You're not really an Australian, are you? A: What a beautiful, sunny, hot Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: You're not really an Australian, are you? A: What a beautiful, sunny, hot Christmas! Q: Are you claiming that there's no thing as global warming? A: We now have the Wonder Twins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We now have the Wonder Twins. Q: Don't go in there, Bruce. Diana's undressing. A: Black eyes and chipped teeth all around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 22 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Don't go in there, Bruce. Diana's undressing. A: Black eyes and chipped teeth all around! Q: Did someone let the Abomination loose in the plaza? A: We have a Black Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 5 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We have a Black Star. Q: Why have racists turned against Doctor Who? A: Something happened on the day he died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Something happened on the day he died. Q: Do you know anything about a guy named Buddy Holly? A: Caffeine-free Mountain Dew Zero Sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 29, 2023 Report Share Posted December 29, 2023 14 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Do you know anything about a guy named Buddy Holly? A: Caffeine-free Mountain Dew Zero Sugar. Q: Can anyone create a worse drink than New Coke? A: Bring in the Rabbit Brigade! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 23 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Bring in the Rabbit Brigade! Q: What are yougoing to do about this chronic "underpopulation problem" we've got? A: How dare you come in here to steal the stuff we didn't want anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 1 Report Share Posted January 1 On 12/30/2023 at 6:28 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What are yougoing to do about this chronic "underpopulation problem" we've got? A: How dare you come in here to steal the stuff we didn't want anyway! Q: What is the secret to Dr. Destroyers' success? A: That is your collection of has-beens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 13 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That is your collection of has-beens. Q: Don't you want to see my one-hit wonder record collection? A: I don't think I want to know why you painted your face and chest that hideous color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 On 1/1/2024 at 9:51 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I don't think I want to know why you painted your face and chest that hideous color. Q: Guess which sports team I'm supporting! A: You don't get to be smug right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 5 hours ago, Pariah said: A: You don't get to be smug right now. (Panthers fan to Jets fan) Q: How can you still root for that team??? A: Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 On 1/3/2024 at 11:22 PM, unclevlad said: A: Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time.... Q: How do you feel about filling in your tax forms every March ? A: You have kept me at your beck and call for fifteen years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 On 1/6/2024 at 7:47 AM, death tribble said: Q: How do you feel about filling in your tax forms every March ? A: You have kept me at your beck and call for fifteen years. Q: What did Picard tell Q the day he left Starfleet? A: Using planets like billiard balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 23 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Using planets like billiard balls. Q: What's one of the fun parts of Monte Carlo studies of early Solar System dynamics? A: It's less fun 4.5 billion years later. Pariah and unclevlad 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 2 hours ago, Cancer said: A: It's less fun 4.5 billion years later. Q: Who wants to live forever? A: I want it all, and I want it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 10 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: I want it all, and I want it now. Q: What is the official motto of the IRS ? A: I shall never again do what you demand of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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