Cancer Posted January 9, 2024 Report Posted January 9, 2024 5 hours ago, death tribble said: A: I shall never again do what you demand of me. Q: What's the motto of everyone worth a billion dollars or more these days? A: Just stack another zero at the end. Quote
Asperion Posted January 9, 2024 Report Posted January 9, 2024 14 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: What's the motto of everyone worth a billion dollars or more these days? A: Just stack another zero at the end. Q: What does the IRS desire on your tax return? A: There are no fumes left. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 10, 2024 Report Posted January 10, 2024 16 hours ago, Asperion said: A: There are no fumes left. Q: Why isn't the car running? A: That's it! I'm taking the housekeys tonight! Quote
Asperion Posted January 10, 2024 Report Posted January 10, 2024 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why isn't the car running? A: That's it! I'm taking the housekeys tonight! Q: Why did the doors suddenly get smart locks on them? A: There is a new restraining order - Trump is not allowed within one billion miles of the United States. Quote
death tribble Posted January 10, 2024 Report Posted January 10, 2024 33 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: There is a new restraining order - Trump is not allowed within one billion miles of the United States. Q: What was President Biden's surprise Christmas present from the Justice Dept ? A: By every rule of single combat, from this moment your life belongs to me. Quote
Pariah Posted January 10, 2024 Report Posted January 10, 2024 3 hours ago, death tribble said: A: By every rule of single combat, from this moment your life belongs to me. Q: So, are we getting married or what? A: I love the stuff, even though I know it's going to kill me. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 11, 2024 Report Posted January 11, 2024 9 hours ago, Pariah said: A: I love the stuff, even though I know it's going to kill me. Q: Why would you want Nuka-Cola 2, "with the Great Taste of Hemlock"? A: To show you how ruthless I am in pursuit of my aims, I will now kill -- and now I've completely forgotten what I was going on about. Quote
Asperion Posted January 11, 2024 Report Posted January 11, 2024 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why would you want Nuka-Cola 2, "with the Great Taste of Hemlock"? A: To show you how ruthless I am in pursuit of my aims, I will now kill -- and now I've completely forgotten what I was going on about. Q: Why was Khan going after Kirk? A: That is move 4 of 1. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 13, 2024 Report Posted January 13, 2024 On 1/11/2024 at 5:58 AM, Asperion said: A: That is move 4 of 1. Q: How do you know your social studies teacher has completely misunderstood the rules of Chess? A: This is the boy who burns the books. This is the way he always looks. Quote
unclevlad Posted January 13, 2024 Report Posted January 13, 2024 44 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: This is the boy who burns the books. This is the way he always looks. Q: Is that Jeremy? A: I don't care what it costs, it's disgusting!!!! Quote
Pariah Posted January 13, 2024 Report Posted January 13, 2024 13 hours ago, unclevlad said: A: I don't care what it costs, it's disgusting!!!! Q: Free haggis! Get your free haggis right here! A: All the chicken curry, sauerkraut, and deep fried Oreos you could ever want. Quote
Asperion Posted January 14, 2024 Report Posted January 14, 2024 22 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Free haggis! Get your free haggis right here! A: All the chicken curry, sauerkraut, and deep fried Oreos you could ever want. Q: Why are you dragging everyone to the Louisiana State Fair? A: That was not expected at the Louisiana State Fair. Quote
Cancer Posted January 14, 2024 Report Posted January 14, 2024 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: That was not expected at the Louisiana State Fair. Q: What's that booth, Tsar Vladimir's World-Winning Borscht? A: Try their polonium tea! Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 15, 2024 Report Posted January 15, 2024 On 1/14/2024 at 8:35 AM, Cancer said: A: Try their polonium tea! Q: I'm hankering for some KGB Chicken action. This place have it? A: Look at me in my nice yellow jacket! The color was a special order, it was hard to find! Quote
unclevlad Posted January 16, 2024 Report Posted January 16, 2024 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Look at me in my nice yellow jacket! The color was a special order, it was hard to find! Q: So...I get it's Halloween and all, but who'd you come as....Colonel Mustard? A: A functional definition of insanity is repeating the same action after numerous trials have given the same outcome. Quote
Asperion Posted January 16, 2024 Report Posted January 16, 2024 10 hours ago, unclevlad said: Q: So...I get it's Halloween and all, but who'd you come as....Colonel Mustard? A: A functional definition of insanity is repeating the same action after numerous trials have given the same outcome. Q: What is the true meaning of MAGA? A: He is following the Joker Protocol. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 24, 2024 Report Posted January 24, 2024 On 1/16/2024 at 6:12 AM, Asperion said: A: He is following the Joker Protocol. Q: The other candidates collapsed and died from excessive laughter, and there's a strange aroma in the air. It smells funny, doesn't it? A: No, we don't sell Rancid Yak Fat here either. Quote
Cancer Posted January 24, 2024 Report Posted January 24, 2024 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: No, we don't sell Rancid Yak Fat here either. Q: I noticed you don't carry eau d'putrefaction. Do you stock any similar products? A: Now if you want fresh yak fat, have I got a deal for you! Quote
Asperion Posted January 26, 2024 Report Posted January 26, 2024 On 1/24/2024 at 10:28 AM, Cancer said: Q: I noticed you don't carry eau d'putrefaction. Do you stock any similar products? A: Now if you want fresh yak fat, have I got a deal for you! Q: What are you thinking with cannon? A: She was not able to clear that two inch bar. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 28, 2024 Report Posted January 28, 2024 On 1/26/2024 at 6:54 AM, Asperion said: A: She was not able to clear that two inch bar. Q: How did you figure out hamsters make terrible Pole Vaulters? A: I've seen some pretty lame high-fashion designs in my time, but this takes the cake. Quote
Asperion Posted January 28, 2024 Report Posted January 28, 2024 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: How did you figure out hamsters make terrible Pole Vaulters? A: I've seen some pretty lame high-fashion designs in my time, but this takes the cake. Q: What were you thinking using an actual wedding cake for your fashion design? A: We have a zero sided election. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2024 Report Posted January 29, 2024 23 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We have a zero sided election. Q: What if they gave a Republican National Convention and nobody came? A: Your ballot is no match for my pullet. Quote
Pariah Posted January 29, 2024 Report Posted January 29, 2024 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Your ballot is no match for my pullet. Q: Why don't you want to run against me? Are you chicken? A: All feathers, no eggs. Quote
Asperion Posted January 31, 2024 Report Posted January 31, 2024 On 1/29/2024 at 10:36 AM, Pariah said: Q: Why don't you want to run against me? Are you chicken? A: All feathers, no eggs. Q: What was the Princess' big compliment about her overnight visit? A: That robot is doing the robot. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 31, 2024 Report Posted January 31, 2024 27 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: That robot is doing the robot. Q: OK, whose bright idea was it to give C-3PO Mark II a sex drive? A: Notice I did not specify my preferences on how you should make my butterscotch latte. Quote
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