Asperion Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 On 1/31/2024 at 7:18 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: OK, whose bright idea was it to give C-3PO Mark II a sex drive? A: Notice I did not specify my preferences on how you should make my butterscotch latte. Q: Why is my latte on fire? A: That is one special magic 8-ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 14 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That is one special magic 8-ball. Q: How is the guy in the white hat and robes so amazingly good at pool? A: If you can solve quantum mechanics puzzles in your head, this game is easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: If you can solve quantum mechanics puzzles in your head, this game is easy. Q: What can you tell me about Brockian Ultra-Cricket? A: Avocadoes are not an appropriate substitution for limes in this context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 On 2/5/2024 at 10:54 AM, Pariah said: A: Avocadoes are not an appropriate substitution for limes in this context. Q: Why won't you let me change the formula for 7-Up? A: I put the Lime in the Coconut and drank it all up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why won't you let me change the formula for 7-Up? A: I put the Lime in the Coconut and drank it all up! Q: How does the Human Cannonball manage to get the energy to launch? A: You transformed that wine into vacuum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: You transformed that wine into vacuum. Q: Why do you keep yelling, "YOU SUCK!" at me? A: In my defense, once I body-checked all those around me out of the district, there was no one left to drink it but me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 (edited) 9 hours ago, Cancer said: A: In my defense, once I body-checked all those around me out of the district, there was no one left to drink it but me. Q: How do you look so young, Mr. Gilgamesh? A: In Mesopotamia, the Kingdom where we secretly reign. Edited February 12 by Michael Hopcroft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 On 2/11/2024 at 2:42 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: In Mesopotamia, the Kingdom where we secretly reign. Q: Wait, you aren't Emperor of Hippopotamia? Where then are you royalty? A: The starvation diet of vegan spam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 42 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: The starvation diet of vegan spam. Q: Really? A diet worse than Atkins? A: I've got something you can bite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 11 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Really? A diet worse than Atkins? A: I've got something you can bite. Q: Why did this thing just explode? A: We just followed the sine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 On 2/16/2024 at 6:44 AM, Asperion said: A: We just followed the sine. Q: What led you to us? Hiow could have possibly discovered the Secret Hideout of the League of Evil Trigonmetrists? A: Your nights of trying to take over the world have come to an end! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 23 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Your nights of trying to take over the world have come to an end! Q: *NARF* What's that cat doing to Brain?! A: Nobody authorized dessert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: Nobody authorized dessert. Q: Why is everybody in the dining hall raising toast after toast to Nobody? A: Justice will be swift! It will be painful! It will be Delicious! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why is everybody in the dining hall raising toast after toast to Nobody? A: Justice will be swift! It will be painful! It will be Delicious! Q: What is the core principle for Two-Face? A: Halitosis Man meets Methane Woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 5 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Halitosis Man meets Methane Woman. Q: How can we get set up for a heartbreak scenario now that our characters are all in vacuum suits until the station gets repaired? A: Don't light that match, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 On 2/20/2024 at 12:55 PM, Cancer said: Q: How can we get set up for a heartbreak scenario now that our characters are all in vacuum suits until the station gets repaired? A: Don't light that match, son. Q: What are you worried about in this supply depot? A: That Dalek has diarrhea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 8 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That Dalek has diarrhea. Q: Do you really expect us to believe that your dog didn't make that mess? A: I'm not really that serious, and my name is actually Shirley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 3 hours ago, Pariah said: A: I'm not really that serious, and my name is actually Shirley. Q: Surely you can play Lady Macbeth, Miss Maclaine? A: It looks like one more way to obtain parenthood has been wiped out of existence. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Surely you can play Lady Macbeth, Miss Maclaine? A: It looks like one more way to obtain parenthood has been wiped out of existence. Q: Why did the Judge convict you for a lifetime of never being around women? A: That city has been hit with fundium dioxide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 On 2/23/2024 at 6:34 AM, Asperion said: A: That city has been hit with fundium dioxide. Q; Why does everyone in the Shinjuku market have that strong, healthy glow? A: She puts the "Fun" into "Fundamentalism"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 On 3/10/2024 at 11:55 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q; Why does everyone in the Shinjuku market have that strong, healthy glow? A: She puts the "Fun" into "Fundamentalism"! Q: Why did you invite Catherine the Great to your party? A: That was actually hydrogen dunce oxide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 12 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That was actually hydrogen dunce oxide. Q: What do you mean that wasn't done by chloromoron? A: Besides, the dunce was wearing ox hide, not suede. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 On 3/17/2024 at 9:21 PM, Cancer said: A: Besides, the dunce was wearing ox hide, not suede. Q: Why did you decide it was a good idea to stomp on this guy's feet again and again? A: I've an irritating chuckle, I've a celebrated sneer, I've an entertaining snigger, I've a fascinating leer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 On 3/20/2024 at 12:05 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why did you decide it was a good idea to stomp on this guy's feet again and again? A: I've an irritating chuckle, I've a celebrated sneer, I've an entertaining snigger, I've a fascinating leer! Q: What is the most quarky thing about Chuck Nice? A: All their cash is made of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 5 hours ago, Asperion said: A: All their cash is made of water. Q: What do you mean, "liquid currency"? A: Lucid, but not comforting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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