Michael Hopcroft Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 57 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: This is the bag of emptiness. Q: What did the Elves hand Santa Claus during the Depression? A: Gambling is better with life on the line! Not mine of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 On 10/21/2023 at 12:44 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What did the Elves hand Santa Claus during the Depression? A: Gambling is better with life on the line! Not mine of course... Q: So, Mr. Tribble, what are you saying for your final words? A: You are entering the Frozen Fire Foundation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 19, 2023 Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 I would like to get my question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 19, 2023 Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 On 10/23/2023 at 7:42 AM, Asperion said: A: You are entering the Frozen Fire Foundation. Q: "Infernal Ice Creamery?" A: That one is Lemon Ghost Pepper Meringue pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 19, 2023 Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 2 hours ago, Cancer said: A: That one is Lemon Ghost Pepper Meringue pie. Q: Waiter, I have a question about the Dessert Menu. What is this "Sweet, Sweet Tase of Death?" A: You shagged Rasputin? You shagged Rasputin? Of course I'm not jealous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted November 20, 2023 Report Share Posted November 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: You shagged Rasputin? You shagged Rasputin? Of course I'm not jealous! Q: Isn't this crushed velvet portrait awesome??? A: When cats bark, birds swim, and swords are beaten into plowshares.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 20, 2023 Report Share Posted November 20, 2023 1 hour ago, unclevlad said: A: When cats bark, birds swim, and swords are beaten into plowshares.... Q: So, Suzie, when will you finally be willing to go to Prom with me? A: Madam, I'm afraid we're all out of Arsenic Sauce, but we do have a lovely Balsamic Belladona Vinaigrette or perhaps you would like a Hemlock Latte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 20, 2023 Report Share Posted November 20, 2023 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: So, Suzie, when will you finally be willing to go to Prom with me? A: Madam, I'm afraid we're all out of Arsenic Sauce, but we do have a lovely Balsamic Belladona Vinaigrette or perhaps you would like a Hemlock Latte. Q: What is the amazing dressing that you are stuffing your turkey with this year? A: You got your favorite program on - the one that that makes the wizards insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 21, 2023 Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 10 hours ago, Asperion said: A: You got your favorite program on - the one that that makes the wizards insane. Q: This new Order of the Stick TV series is fantastic, don't you think? A: He sits all alone on the sidewalk, hoping that you won't pass him by, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 21, 2023 Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: He sits all alone on the sidewalk, hoping that you won't pass him by, Q: Whose kangaroo is that? A: C and Y. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 21, 2023 Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 11 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Whose kangaroo is that? A: C and Y. Q: What are you doing and going for? A: That baby is close to 1000 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted November 21, 2023 Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: That baby is close to 1000 years old. Q: Wow, that lady looks *really* old...and that's her baby? A: Vulcan love songs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 22, 2023 Report Share Posted November 22, 2023 10 hours ago, unclevlad said: A: Vulcan love songs. Q: What do Klingons listen to when they want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep? A: I don't know how you were diverted, perverted, and inverted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 22, 2023 Report Share Posted November 22, 2023 44 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I don't know how you were diverted, perverted, and inverted. Q: Did you know I violated half the Geneva conventions, and a quarter of the people in Geneva, while standing on my head? A: Rejoice in knowing that everyone just wants you for your body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 22, 2023 Report Share Posted November 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Cancer said: A: Rejoice in knowing that everyone just wants you for your body. Q: Why should I be happy about being a damned pig? A: This Young Turkey isn't getting any younger. He's not getting older, either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 22, 2023 Report Share Posted November 22, 2023 7 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why should I be happy about being a damned pig? A: This Young Turkey isn't getting any younger. He's not getting older, either... Q: That was a great meal. Any idea what that was? A: This is another great gift to fill the shelves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 22, 2023 Report Share Posted November 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: This is another great gift to fill the shelves. Q: This is a collection of every book ever written on this planet. And a few for some other places, too. A: Chicken-fried snake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 13 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Chicken-fried snake. Q: What do you mean, no drumsticks? What are you serving us, anyway? A: He is serving the people, with fries and a Coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What do you mean, no drumsticks? What are you serving us, anyway? A: He is serving the people, with fries and a Coke. Q: What is the favorite entre for the klingons? A: The ultimate day for engorgment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: The ultimate day for engorgementt. Q: Is that a turkey leg in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? A: That you need explicit directions to boil water is disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 On 11/23/2023 at 9:30 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Is that a turkey leg in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? A: That you need explicit directions to boil water is disturbing. Q: So, Bobby Flay, do you have anything to say about your performance today? A: Put your Force into the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: Put your Force into the matter. Q: How do I create acceleration? A: I can explain the floggings, Mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 5 hours ago, Pariah said: A: I can explain the floggings, Mom. Q: Horace, you little ****! Why did you build an 18th-century Ship-of-the-Line in our back yard and crew it with all the kids at school? A: I will never forget the day Pauline Kael said I stink. I was playing part of stable boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 42 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I will never forget the day Pauline Kael said I stink. I was playing part of stable boy. Q: What is Doctor Destroyer's real origin story? A: No relation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 51 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: No relation. Q: Say, didn't you used to be Babs and Buster Bunny? A: I came here to eat pizza and yell at the staff. And I see no pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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