October 21, 20231 yr comment_2931547 57 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: This is the bag of emptiness. Q: What did the Elves hand Santa Claus during the Depression? A: Gambling is better with life on the line! Not mine of course...
October 23, 20231 yr comment_2931649 On 10/21/2023 at 12:44 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What did the Elves hand Santa Claus during the Depression? A: Gambling is better with life on the line! Not mine of course... Q: So, Mr. Tribble, what are you saying for your final words? A: You are entering the Frozen Fire Foundation.
November 19, 20231 yr comment_2934099 On 10/23/2023 at 7:42 AM, Asperion said: A: You are entering the Frozen Fire Foundation. Q: "Infernal Ice Creamery?" A: That one is Lemon Ghost Pepper Meringue pie.
November 19, 20231 yr comment_2934110 2 hours ago, Cancer said: A: That one is Lemon Ghost Pepper Meringue pie. Q: Waiter, I have a question about the Dessert Menu. What is this "Sweet, Sweet Tase of Death?" A: You shagged Rasputin? You shagged Rasputin? Of course I'm not jealous!
November 20, 20231 yr comment_2934128 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: You shagged Rasputin? You shagged Rasputin? Of course I'm not jealous! Q: Isn't this crushed velvet portrait awesome??? A: When cats bark, birds swim, and swords are beaten into plowshares....
November 20, 20231 yr comment_2934141 1 hour ago, unclevlad said: A: When cats bark, birds swim, and swords are beaten into plowshares.... Q: So, Suzie, when will you finally be willing to go to Prom with me? A: Madam, I'm afraid we're all out of Arsenic Sauce, but we do have a lovely Balsamic Belladona Vinaigrette or perhaps you would like a Hemlock Latte.
November 20, 20231 yr comment_2934169 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: So, Suzie, when will you finally be willing to go to Prom with me? A: Madam, I'm afraid we're all out of Arsenic Sauce, but we do have a lovely Balsamic Belladona Vinaigrette or perhaps you would like a Hemlock Latte. Q: What is the amazing dressing that you are stuffing your turkey with this year? A: You got your favorite program on - the one that that makes the wizards insane.
November 21, 20231 yr comment_2934219 10 hours ago, Asperion said: A: You got your favorite program on - the one that that makes the wizards insane. Q: This new Order of the Stick TV series is fantastic, don't you think? A: He sits all alone on the sidewalk, hoping that you won't pass him by,
November 21, 20231 yr comment_2934236 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: He sits all alone on the sidewalk, hoping that you won't pass him by, Q: Whose kangaroo is that? A: C and Y.
November 21, 20231 yr comment_2934265 11 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Whose kangaroo is that? A: C and Y. Q: What are you doing and going for? A: That baby is close to 1000 years old.
November 21, 20231 yr comment_2934279 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: That baby is close to 1000 years old. Q: Wow, that lady looks *really* old...and that's her baby? A: Vulcan love songs.
November 22, 20231 yr comment_2934335 10 hours ago, unclevlad said: A: Vulcan love songs. Q: What do Klingons listen to when they want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep? A: I don't know how you were diverted, perverted, and inverted.
November 22, 20231 yr comment_2934341 44 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I don't know how you were diverted, perverted, and inverted. Q: Did you know I violated half the Geneva conventions, and a quarter of the people in Geneva, while standing on my head? A: Rejoice in knowing that everyone just wants you for your body.
November 22, 20231 yr comment_2934346 1 hour ago, Cancer said: A: Rejoice in knowing that everyone just wants you for your body. Q: Why should I be happy about being a damned pig? A: This Young Turkey isn't getting any younger. He's not getting older, either...
November 22, 20231 yr comment_2934357 7 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why should I be happy about being a damned pig? A: This Young Turkey isn't getting any younger. He's not getting older, either... Q: That was a great meal. Any idea what that was? A: This is another great gift to fill the shelves.
November 22, 20231 yr comment_2934366 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: This is another great gift to fill the shelves. Q: This is a collection of every book ever written on this planet. And a few for some other places, too. A: Chicken-fried snake.
November 23, 20231 yr comment_2934419 13 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Chicken-fried snake. Q: What do you mean, no drumsticks? What are you serving us, anyway? A: He is serving the people, with fries and a Coke.
November 23, 20231 yr comment_2934435 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What do you mean, no drumsticks? What are you serving us, anyway? A: He is serving the people, with fries and a Coke. Q: What is the favorite entre for the klingons? A: The ultimate day for engorgment.
November 23, 20231 yr comment_2934446 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: The ultimate day for engorgementt. Q: Is that a turkey leg in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? A: That you need explicit directions to boil water is disturbing.
November 26, 20231 yr comment_2934693 On 11/23/2023 at 9:30 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Is that a turkey leg in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? A: That you need explicit directions to boil water is disturbing. Q: So, Bobby Flay, do you have anything to say about your performance today? A: Put your Force into the matter.
November 26, 20231 yr comment_2934698 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: Put your Force into the matter. Q: How do I create acceleration? A: I can explain the floggings, Mom.
November 26, 20231 yr comment_2934719 5 hours ago, Pariah said: A: I can explain the floggings, Mom. Q: Horace, you little ****! Why did you build an 18th-century Ship-of-the-Line in our back yard and crew it with all the kids at school? A: I will never forget the day Pauline Kael said I stink. I was playing part of stable boy.
November 26, 20231 yr comment_2934723 42 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I will never forget the day Pauline Kael said I stink. I was playing part of stable boy. Q: What is Doctor Destroyer's real origin story? A: No relation.
November 27, 20231 yr comment_2934730 51 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: No relation. Q: Say, didn't you used to be Babs and Buster Bunny? A: I came here to eat pizza and yell at the staff. And I see no pizza.
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