Maelstrom Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: BEER! Q: B-where b-are b-you? A: Scotch neat, and mud for my turtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: B-where b-are b-you? A: Scotch neat, and mud for my turtle. Q: What can I get you King Koopa? A; hockey pucks taste better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What can I get you King Koopa? A; hockey pucks taste better. Q. Hey Mr Gretsky ! What do you think of our new Hershy's Kiss ? A. Truth, Justice and the American Gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Truth' date=' Justice and the American Gay[/quote'] Q: What does Superman stand for after getting a makeover in Queer Eye for the Straighht Guy? A: Mars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does Superman stand for after getting a makeover in Queer Eye for the Straighht Guy? A: Mars Q. Where's a good place to go if Mightybec is in town ? A. The Asteroid Belt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The Asteroid Belt Q: We have a tradition of throwing Garter Belts at weddings, I wonder what cosmic beings throw at their weddings. A: Peace, War and Understand my rear, give me War, Hatred and Confusion instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We have a tradition of throwing Garter Belts at weddings, I wonder what cosmic beings throw at their weddings. A: Peace, Love and Understanding my rear, give me War, Hatred and Confusion instead. Q. So you're the new prophet of the Messiah. I assume you are going to tell us that they will bring Peace, Love and Understanding ? A. Love me, love my frog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Love me' date=' love my frog[/quote'] Q: So you broke up with you boyfriend, the CEO of the WB? What did he say to precipitate that? A: Neo-difunctionalarism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Neo-difunctionalarism. Q: What follows old difunctionalarism? A: A green dot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What follows old difunctionalarism? A: A green dot A) So you're a new superhero who has all the powers of the combined consciousness of the citizens of the world. WHat is your symbol? Q) The odd retrospectacle of Heroes and Zeros talking in code from Palookaville to Hollywood. (Thanks GB) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) So you're a new superhero who has all the powers of the combined consciousness of the citizens of the world. WHat is your symbol? Q) The odd retrospectacle of Heroes and Zeros talking in code from Palookaville to Hollywood. (Thanks GB) Q: Hey Vocabulary Man, What is your favorite superhero event? A: The sub ROSA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The sub ROSA. Q: What's under the ROSA? A: The Avengers: Some assembly required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Avengers: Some assembly required. Q: What's in the big box you got from UPS today? A: Emma Banana Peel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's in the big box you got from UPS today? A: Emma Banana Peel Q. Who is the partner of John Apple Steed ? A. I think that Zepplin is following you Klytus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I think that Zepplin is following you Q: What's with the zepplins? There always seem to be one wherever I go. A: A "whether" baloon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's with the zepplins? There always seem to be one wherever I go. A: A "whether" baloon Q. What was that air filled device that Hamlet was holding up during the 'To be or not to be' speech ? A. I believed you up until you bit off and ate my leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I believed you up until you bit off and ate my leg. Q: [Death Tribble]: Come now, Zornwill. Why are you so skeptical about my desire to forge a peace treaty with you? A: Not even at gun-point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: [Death Tribble]: Come now, Zornwill. Why are you so skeptical about my desire to forge a peace treaty with you? A: Not even at gun-point Q. [MELVIN]: Come now, surely you can be friends with me ? A. There's a right way to do it and a wrong way to do it. But that strictly qualifies as neither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. [MELVIN]: Come now, surely you can be friends with me ? A. There's a right way to do it and a wrong way to do it. But that strictly qualifies as neither. Q: To clean your hard drive you need to put it in hot soapy water? A: stop me before a thrill again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: To clean your hard drive you need to put it in hot soapy water? A: stop me before a thrill again! Q. What are you least likely to hear Toby Keith say at one of his concerts ? A. All nude male wrestling all day on the NGD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What are you least likely to hear Toby Keith say at one of his concerts ? A. All nude male wrestling all day on the NGD Q:What event will most likely get the NGD shut down and the participants banned? A: We had fun all day long with the pirates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q:What event will most likely get the NGD shut down and the participants banned? A: We had fun all day long with the pirates. Q. Alright Walter Mitty, where have you and the kids been ? A. It's over there. Eating President Bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Alright Walter Mitty, where have you and the kids been ? A. It's over there. Eating President Bush Q: Where is Worldmaker's alter-ego, Monster Hyde? A: well here it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where is Worldmaker's alter-ego, Monster Hyde? A: well here it is. Q Where's my all-new, baby soft, deluxe, inflatable Mightybec with the latest attachments and upgrades ? A. Shake that belly, fatso ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q Where's my all-new, baby soft, deluxe, inflatable Mightybec with the latest attachments and upgrades ? A. Shake that belly, fatso ! Q: WHat did you say to Santa to make him shove you present up your @$$? A: Well I never! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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