Klytus Posted August 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Follow the Old Yella Brick road Q: How can I find Old Yella? A: He denied it with both hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He denied it with both hands Q: I thought you caught that sign language interpreter red handed! Why did you let him go? A: There's pudding in the pillow. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's pudding in the pillow. Doc Q: Why aren't you sleeping on the pillow I gave you? A: It took 2 days to eat my way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It took 2 days to eat my way out. Q: Were you really trapped in a sausage factory all weekend? A: You tell 'em, Ferret Face! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: You tell 'em, Ferret Face! Q: [Frank Burns]I don't see why we have to snipe at each other all the time. I mean, golly...can't we all just get along?[/Frank Burns] A: Well, that's a fine how-do-ya-do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' that's a fine how-do-ya-do![/quote'] Q: I am... most... extremely... pleased, that is to say, your presence here has made light... my... not meaning to seem overly forward, but I find myself gratified to make... um... become acquainted with, in the most... platonic manner, you understand, your most... gracious... self? A: Forget the goat. Just bring me two bottles of wine, a jar of olives, and a round of cheese. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I am... most... extremely... pleased, that is to say, your presence here has made light... my... not meaning to seem overly forward, but I find myself gratified to make... um... become acquainted with, in the most... platonic manner, you understand, your most... gracious... self? A: Forget the goat. Just bring me two bottles of wine, a jar of olives, and a round of cheese. Doc Q) Do you prefer your goat with or without VD, Rage? A) I've seen all I need to hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) I've seen all I need to hear. Q. Isn't it tough having sensory aphasia? A. That's not much to build on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Isn't it tough having sensory aphasia? A. That's not much to build on. Q: Son, one day all this swamp will be yours.... A: That's when the New Avengers decided they should probably get more women on the team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's when the New Avengers decided they should probably get more women on the team Q. So, someone pointed out that when people think "Avengers", they think of Emma Peel in skintight leather? A. I swear, I'll take it out again if you don't like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, someone pointed out that when people think "Avengers", they think of Emma Peel in skintight leather? A. I swear, I'll take it out again if you don't like it. Q: For the last time, will you stop announcing Black Widow's secret ID is Emma Peel?! A: I now pronounce you Gonads and Wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I now pronounce you Gonads and Wife. Q. Which part of your wedding ceremony made you think that people are going to expect you to produce kids? A. Dude, if you tell that story one more time...!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Which part of your wedding ceremony made you think that people are going to expect you to produce kids? A. Dude, if you tell that story one more time...!!! Q: This one time, at a gaming Con, I took my dice tube and... A: A man's got to do what a man's got to do as long as he can trick a woman into doing it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A man's got to do what a man's got to do as long as he can trick a woman into doing it... Q. So, explain to me again your approach to courtship? A. This, this is what separates the men from the boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, explain to me again your approach to courtship? A. This, this is what separates the men from the boys. Q: So they're sorting airline passengers by age now? A: I hate you so very, very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I hate you so very' date=' very much.[/quote'] Q. Well, it took a lot of doing, but I was finally able to convince Marvel Studios to greenlight the new Captain America movie as a wacky spoof starring Tom Arnold in the title role!! A. Uhh... I'm gonna need those back when you're done with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Well' date=' it took a lot of doing, but I was finally able to convince Marvel Studios to greenlight the new [i']Captain America[/i] movie as a wacky spoof starring Tom Arnold in the title role!! A. Uhh... I'm gonna need those back when you're done with them. Q: mmm I need some rocket launchers, three frag grenades, this Sports Illustrated Swimwear edition, and sprinkles... thanks. *grab* A: In retrospect, I've done wiser things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: In retrospect' date=' I've done wiser things.[/quote'] Q. So, you told Rachel that you grabbed Kara's a**? A. I was a Vulcan love slave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, you told Rachel that you grabbed Kara's a**? A. I was a Vulcan love slave. Q: Let me get this straight, for six years it was the most boring job in the world, then BAM! Suddenly you're nearly killed? A: Well, I AM Half Andorian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' I AM Half Andorian.[/quote'] Q. You're a genuine Blue-blood? No fooling? A. Two. One to change the light bulb, one to shoot him in the back and take the credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. You're a genuine Blue-blood? No fooling? A. Two. One to change the light bulb, one to shoot him in the back and take the credit. Q) So how was the RNC? Did you meet any interesting people? A) Apparently it was over run by Angry Hermit Bugs.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Apparently it was over run by Angry Hermit Bugs.... Q. What a mess! What the heck happened to the A&Q Thread? A. It's the Internet... I can do whatever I want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What a mess! What the heck happened to the A&Q Thread? A. It's the Internet... I can do whatever I want to. Q: YOU CAN"T LOWER US TO DEFCON 1! A: Perhaps I SHOULD catch more sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What a mess! What the heck happened to the A&Q Thread? A. It's the Internet... I can do whatever I want to. Q) What was the last thing said by RoXXor17 before he was taken away and beaten to death by a bunch of grammer instructors? A) Hey look! A meteor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Perhaps I SHOULD catch more sleep Q. You're slowing down, Cap, that skuzzy looking rocker almost beat you! A) Hey look! A meteor! Q. Why is this shadow getting bigger and bigger and bigger...? A. Up with Down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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