death tribble Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is it so wrong to appear on TV to become famous? A: A complete waste of time (x2) Q. How do you describe modern art and performance art ? A. Proof that Thrakazog really is Zornwil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How do you describe modern art and performance art ? A. Proof that Thrakazog really is Zornwil Q: So your saying they both like Pie? A: putting the fine back in finery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: putting the fine back in finery. Q: Can anyone think of an advertising slogan to get women into the oil business? A: Ben Gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can anyone think of an advertising slogan to get women into the oil business? A: Ben Gay. Q) So what was it he said that made Ben Seeman Smash him to bits? A) Oddly enough, it's a rather common Question. Seeing as I wear a mask, tight and colorful clothing and knock over convenience stores, banks, and libraries, doesn't necessarily make me a Supervillain. I, infact have no superhuman powers, I merely use my extensive vocabulary and penchant for long winded speeches. Furthermore, I feel I have a rather dry, nigh imperceptable wit that allows me to lull my victems into a deep trance. This enables me to get away with minimal chance of being caught. I dont' have a "code name" per say, but I have been referred to as...The Lecturer. So in this regard, I guess, you could indeed say, that I am a Supervillain. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can anyone think of an advertising slogan to get women into the oil business? A: Ben Gay. Q. So you are suffering paranoid delusions of an absence of homosexuality being around you everywhere in your life. My manners are slipping, what was your name ? A. Station Island Ferry Boat Veterans For Taking the Michael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Oddly enough' date=' it's a rather common Question. Seeing as I wear a mask, tight and colorful clothing and knock over convenience stores, banks, and libraries, doesn't necessarily make me a Supervillain. I, infact have no superhuman powers, I merely use my extensive vocabulary and penchant for long winded speeches. Furthermore, I feel I have a rather dry, nigh imperceptable wit that allows me to lull my victems into a deep trance. This enables me to get away with minimal chance of being caught. I dont' have a "code name" per say, but I have been referred to as...The Lecturer. So in this regard, I guess, you could indeed say, that I am a Supervillain. Why?[/quote'] Q: Do you know what time it is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Station Island Ferry Boat Veterans For Taking the Michael Q: So, what does SIFBV stand for anyway? A: Why, yes, you do, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what does SIFBV stand for anyway? A: Why, yes, you do, actually. Q. In this light and with this costume, do I really look like that dried up, shrivelled old hag Anne Coulter like everyone says ? A. Just the naplam wound acting up again. Nothing to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Just the naplam wound acting up again. Nothing to worry about. Q: Um... are you aware that your arm just burst into flames? A: Rubbing salt into an open wound then twisting the knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rubbing salt into an open wound then twisting the knife. Q: How did Sen. Kerry treat Vietnam Veterans when he came back to the US? A: A pizza the size of the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A pizza the size of the sun. Q: So they pointed the Hubble towards the center of the galaxy, what did it pick up? A: Don't ask. Just back up slowly, turn around and whatever you do, don't scream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So they pointed the Hubble towards the center of the galaxy, what did it pick up? A: Don't ask. Just back up slowly, turn around and whatever you do, don't scream. Q) I smell a strange mix of squid and lizard...what is behind me? A) The amazing Pasta Shooter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) The amazing Pasta Shooter! Q: Daddy, what is Mommy playing with? A: I like something in-between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Daddy, what is Mommy playing with? A: I like something in-between. Q: Kara's between Hermit and Zornwil again in the members area. A: Bond on Bondage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Kara's between Hermit and Zornwil again in the members area. Hey, that's not a question! PS: I was hoping someone would make a question like "I like long legs, he likes short legs, what do you like?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Hey, that's not a question! PS: I was hoping someone would make a question like "I like long legs, he likes short legs, what do you like?" People respond to comments as well as questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bond on Bondage Q. So, what's this new 'tell-all' book by Britain's top spy that has everyone so distracted they can't concentrate on asking questions? A. Borne and bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, what's this new 'tell-all' book by Britain's top spy that has everyone so distracted they can't concentrate on asking questions? A. Borne and bread. Q: what is the planned sequel to The Bourne Supremacy ? A: three Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: three Q. How many does that make? A. If it's all the same to you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How many does that make? A. If it's all the same to you... Q: Can you taste any difference between the Fillet Mingion and the Meatloaf? A: come see us in our natural enviroment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: come see us in our natural enviroment Q. So what's this new thread Kara and Rachel started that's setting a record for views? A. This is a coconut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. This is a coconut. Q: Is this a coconut? A: I swear it wasn't me! It was the gecko! THE GECKO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is this a coconut? A: I swear it wasn't me! It was the gecko! THE GECKO!! Q) Alright, who f*cked with my car insurance? A) A great white light and a voice that said, "Yer Mother in law was right, you ain't worth diddly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) A great white light and a voice that said' date=' "Yer Mother in law was right, you ain't worth diddly."[/quote'] Q. Okay, so the coconut smashed into the windshield, the gecko that was driving swerved and hit a light pole, and you were thrown clear of the vehicle. What do you remember next? A. I try not to listen when she talks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Okay, so the coconut smashed into the windshield, the gecko that was driving swerved and hit a light pole, and you were thrown clear of the vehicle. What do you remember next? A. I try not to listen when she talks. Q: Why doesn't your mother-in-law like you? A: Night Arranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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