AngryBug Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't mock this. Q. Wait... you're serious... you and Mightybec?! But that's so... so... I mean, it's just... A. Okay, that's it! I'm turning this car around!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Okay, that's it! I'm turning this car around!! Q: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? A: He stopped counting sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? A: He stopped counting sheep. Q) Mightybec ran out of condems? How can you tell? A) Spool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Mightybec ran out of condems? How can you tell? A) Spool. Q: WHere do you want to go swimming Mr. Lisper? The beach or the Pool? A: They all show up at the Health Office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHere do you want to go swimming Mr. Lisper? The beach or the Pool? A: They all show up at the Health Office. Q. How will we know when the communicable diseases hit town ? A. Pretty, pretty please stop juggling the nitro glycerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Pretty' date=' pretty please stop juggling the nitro glycerine[/quote'] Q: [the Tick]: Wow! Arthur, look! I can *juggle!* Isn't this cool? A: I didn't know you could do that with a crime lab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: [the Tick]: Wow! Arthur, look! I can *juggle!* Isn't this cool? A: I didn't know you could do that with a crime lab. Q. What do you think of my frilly dress with inbuilt cocktails dispenser ? A. Scuba Hero's pictures of less than salubrious drinking establishments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Scuba Hero's pictures of less than salubrious drinking establishments Q: These pictures leave me less than impressed. What are they? A: The Forbidden Fruit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: These pictures leave me less than impressed. What are they? A: The Forbidden Fruit Q) so what is your Richard Simmons based dark vigilante called again? A) A whole lotta Glove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) A whole lotta Glove Q: The Grappler is a mutant who resembles a 6 foot tall disembodied human hand with eyes on his fingertips? What does he wear? A: I was with you right up to the point where you wanted to slice my fingers off. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The Grappler is a mutant who resembles a 6 foot tall disembodied human hand with eyes on his fingertips? What does he wear? A: I was with you right up to the point where you wanted to slice my fingers off. Doc Q: Are you going to help me make the finger sandwhiches for the party or what? A: Bert and Evil Ernie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bert and Evil Ernie Q. Hey, this Friday's episode of Puppets Who Kill is supposed to have some special guest stars! Have you heard who they are? A. Well in that case, duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Hey' date=' this Friday's episode of [i']Puppets Who Kill[/i] is supposed to have some special guest stars! Have you heard who they are? A. Well in that case, duct tape. Q: You said to put a bandage on my cut. But I got it when Wolverine put his claws thru my gut.. A: He got 3 unassissted with that line drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He got 3 unassissted with that line drive. Q: So the ball hit the pitcher, eh? How many beatings did the batter get from the other team? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So the ball hit the pitcher, eh? How many beatings did the batter get from the other team? Q. So Klytus what do you have to say about your hot night with White Heat ? A. You are so sent to Boise, Idaho for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So Klytus what do you have to say about your hot night with White Heat ? A. You are so sent to Boise, Idaho for that. Q: Hey! Look everybody! I won a free trip to a potato farm! A; Cover me in choocolate and roll me in sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey! Look everybody! I won a free trip to a potato farm! A; Cover me in choocolate and roll me in sugar. Q) Any final requests before you are thrown to the fishes? A) Well, I didn't think he would humperdink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Any final requests before you are thrown to the fishes? A) Well, I didn't think he would humperdink. Q: WHy did you let the impersonator sing? A: It allows you body to break down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHy did you let the impersonator sing? A: It allows you body to break down Q. What are the benfits of Necrotising Fasciitis (flesheating bacteria) ? A. Ben Seaman. The evil sailor clone of the Hero Boards administrator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Ben Seaman. The evil sailor clone of the Hero Boards administrator. Q: Did you know the server room is flooded? And there's a guy down there doing laps around the servers on a jetski? A: I didn't eat it ALL! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you know the server room is flooded? And there's a guy down there doing laps around the servers on a jetski? A: I didn't eat it ALL! Doc Q) Why did you eat my cat? A) Sixteen rounds of Moxy Boxing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why did you eat my cat? A) Sixteen rounds of Moxy Boxing. Q: WHat did you call your pay-per-veiw special of Disco Women fighting? A: He made it to second base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He made it to second base. Q: What's Mightybec so happy about? A: We tore it down so we could put up that giant mushroom cloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's Mightybec so happy about? A: We tore it down so we could put up that giant mushroom cloud. Q) Hey, what happened to my nuclear fudge cake A) The Ten Troll Trail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Hey, what happened to my nuclear fudge cake A) The Ten Troll Trail. Q: Why are all those people dressed like Knights and Wizards lining up to walk thru the woods? A: BEER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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